BLACK JACK SHALAQ Posted January 14, 2007 Posted January 14, 2007 ONE'S DAT A SCUM BUCKET LIKE ME KIN FEEL AT HOME IN. ONE DAT OTHER SWABS KIN TELL OTHERS TA BITE THAR A** n' WON'T WHIMPER ABOUT SO? OL' BLACK JACK IS TIRED OF BEING NICEY NICE CUZ THAT AIN'T HIM AT ALL! BLACK JACK YER ANKLES WILL LOOK LOVELY BEHIND YER EARS LASSIE! HAR! HAR! HAR!
Blackfoot Posted January 14, 2007 Posted January 14, 2007 Hmm? I sense Ol' BLACK JACK SHALAQ is back in the pub. For all of you who hated Colonel Ethan Walker? BLACK JACK SHALAQ makes Walker look like girl scout welcomin' party. ]
Silkie McDonough Posted January 14, 2007 Posted January 14, 2007 ::sigh:: Now I have to start avoiding some of the threads. ::sigh:: Welcome back Jack. ::sigh::
Blackfoot Posted January 15, 2007 Posted January 15, 2007 I just miss BLACK JACK SHALAQ's signature picture of the pirate standing on the rock with a lass tied to a whip or a leash. BLACK JACK sure has a "political correctness about him" doesn't he? ]
BLACK JACK SHALAQ Posted January 15, 2007 Author Posted January 15, 2007 ::sigh:: Now I have to start avoiding some of the threads. ::sigh::Welcome back Jack. ::sigh:: DUN WORRY THAR LASSIE! I'LL MAKE SURE ME FILTHY PAWS ARE WASHED B"FOR I RUFFLE YER SILKY DRAWERS! I'LL EVEN USE SOAP! MEAN n' ORNRY AS HELL, BLACK JACK YER ANKLES WILL LOOK LOVELY BEHIND YER EARS LASSIE! HAR! HAR! HAR!
BLACK JACK SHALAQ Posted January 15, 2007 Author Posted January 15, 2007 :angry: Skeerd er' off already...n' I didn't even touch er'...THAT'S TALENT! Black Jack YER ANKLES WILL LOOK LOVELY BEHIND YER EARS LASSIE! HAR! HAR! HAR!
Red-Handed Jill Posted January 15, 2007 Posted January 15, 2007 All I know is that I have to finish drinking before reading any of your posts so that it won't go out my nose! :angry: Where've ya been?
Rogue Mermaid Posted January 16, 2007 Posted January 16, 2007 I like Jack's military pride. He can tell me to bite his ass any 'ol day. (I'm not an ass biter...but he can say it if he wants )
BLACK JACK SHALAQ Posted January 16, 2007 Author Posted January 16, 2007 All I know is that I have to finish drinking before reading any of your posts so that it won't go out my nose! Where've ya been? Whar 'ave I been?...Oh, here n' thar...You kin say I be out on ..."Shock Parole"...again. At my lady's service, Black Jack YER ANKLES WILL LOOK LOVELY BEHIND YER EARS LASSIE! HAR! HAR! HAR!
hurricane Posted January 16, 2007 Posted January 16, 2007 Now all we need is the plague and pestilence and we're all set... -- Hurricane -- Hurricane ______________________________________________________________________ http://piratesofthecoast.com/images/pyracy-logo1.jpg Captain of The Pyrates of the Coast Author of "Memoirs of a Buccaneer: 30 Year Before the Mast" (Published in Fall 2011) Scurrilous Rogue Stirrer of Pots Fomenter of Mutiny Bon Vivant & Roustabout Part-time Carnival Barker Certified Ex-Wife Collector Experienced Drinking Companion "I was screwed. I readied my confession and the sobbing pleas not to tell my wife. But as I turned, no one was in the bed. The room was empty. The naked girl was gone, like magic." "Memoirs of a Buccaneer: 30 Years Before the Mast" - Amazon.com
Ransom Posted January 16, 2007 Posted January 16, 2007 Oh, I think Jack prides himself on being a pestilence... Welcome back, Jack! And, what did happen to your bondage signature? ...schooners, islands, and maroons and buccaneers and buried gold... You can do everything right, strictly according to procedure, on the ocean, and it'll still kill you. But if you're a good navigator, a least you'll know where you were when you died.......From The Ship Killer by Justin Scott. "Well, that's just maddeningly unhelpful."....Captain Jack Sparrow Found in the Ruins — Unique Jewelry Found in the Ruins — Personal Blog
BLACK JACK SHALAQ Posted January 17, 2007 Author Posted January 17, 2007 Now all we need is the plague and pestilence and we're all set...-- Hurricane Plague and pestilence ya want? You'll have them in spades curly! That happens to be right up my alley! YER ANKLES WILL LOOK LOVELY BEHIND YER EARS LASSIE! HAR! HAR! HAR!
BLACK JACK SHALAQ Posted January 17, 2007 Author Posted January 17, 2007 Â Oh, I think Jack prides himself on being a pestilence...Welcome back, Jack! Â And, what did happen to your bondage signature? I didn't even notice it was gone....I'll get that pic up on my signature PDQ mate! Under yer skin fer fun n' profit Black Jack YER ANKLES WILL LOOK LOVELY BEHIND YER EARS LASSIE! HAR! HAR! HAR!
BLACK JACK SHALAQ Posted January 19, 2007 Author Posted January 19, 2007 It's getttin' borin' around here again!....Ain't thar anyone out thar needin' thar blood pressure raised?....Anyone?.....Gotta be someone I kin agitate? .............sigh ..... YER ANKLES WILL LOOK LOVELY BEHIND YER EARS LASSIE! HAR! HAR! HAR!
Black Syren Posted January 19, 2007 Posted January 19, 2007 Welcome Back http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v519/Dara286/trident01-11.png If you got a dream chase it, cause a dream won't chase you back...(Cody Johnson Till you Can't) Â Â
Yersinia Pestis Posted January 19, 2007 Posted January 19, 2007 Did someone call me? Captain Yersinia Pestis Plague of the Seven Seas
Ransom Posted January 19, 2007 Posted January 19, 2007 It's getttin' borin' around here again!....Ain't thar anyone out thar needin' thar blood pressure raised?....Anyone?.....Gotta be someone I kin agitate? .............sigh ..... I think that's the point. You've agitated um so much, they're avoiding you. So much for the life of the junk-yard dog! ...schooners, islands, and maroons and buccaneers and buried gold... You can do everything right, strictly according to procedure, on the ocean, and it'll still kill you. But if you're a good navigator, a least you'll know where you were when you died.......From The Ship Killer by Justin Scott. "Well, that's just maddeningly unhelpful."....Captain Jack Sparrow Found in the Ruins — Unique Jewelry Found in the Ruins — Personal Blog
BLACK JACK SHALAQ Posted January 20, 2007 Author Posted January 20, 2007  It's getttin' borin' around here again!....Ain't thar anyone out thar needin' thar blood pressure raised?....Anyone?.....Gotta be someone I kin agitate? .............sigh ..... I think that's the point. You've agitated um so much, they're avoiding you. So much for the life of the junk-yard dog! ................sigh................. YER ANKLES WILL LOOK LOVELY BEHIND YER EARS LASSIE! HAR! HAR! HAR!
Albatross Bill Posted February 1, 2007 Posted February 1, 2007 Is the gal in your picture wearing a diaper? My kinda filly, if'n she is... Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean that they're not after me.
Lady Alyx Posted February 1, 2007 Posted February 1, 2007 I have seen way worse in chatrooms...this is nothing compared to the cretineous brains that arise there. LOL.... ~~~~Sailing Westward Bound~~~~ Lady Alyx
Caraccioli Posted February 3, 2007 Posted February 3, 2007 Well, ARE there any other pirate forums? Sure. I know there is a historical pirate site at www.piratesinfo.com. (Last I was there, they were even stricter than we are here.) They don't talk about re-enacting much. It seems to me that NQG has forums on their site, but I've never visited there. Or - here's a really radical thought - you could try this: http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&safe=of...rum&btnG=Searchhttp://www.google.com/search?hl=en&safe=of...rum&btnG=Search I must say that it's been my experience that sites with no moderation where anything goes tend to be so chaotic and attack-oriented that they're not quite the panacea that many folks think they will be. But that's just been my experience. (If you find such a site, all I can tell you is that you better sharpen your wits...) "You're supposed to be dead!" "Am I not?"
Christine Posted February 6, 2007 Posted February 6, 2007 LOL! How did I miss this post? Anyway, welcome back Jack! lol!
BLACK JACK SHALAQ Posted February 12, 2007 Author Posted February 12, 2007 Hello, Jackie-boy... Oh Mary Mary Mary!!! Yer a breath of fresh air you are! I be assumin' da bloke in da pic wit cha would be yer betroed bunk mate ay? He be very lucky ta be yer cabin boy! Yer a lil' HOTTIE lassie, wit or witout diamonds! Ah well....Ol' Black Jack be at yer service fer any of yer dirty deeds needin'......takin' care of. " Thars honor among thieves as long as ya keep yer paws whar I kin see 'em"! "Black Jack Shalaq" YER ANKLES WILL LOOK LOVELY BEHIND YER EARS LASSIE! HAR! HAR! HAR!
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