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ONE'S DAT A SCUM BUCKET :lol:

LIKE ME KIN FEEL AT HOME IN. ONE DAT OTHER SWABS KIN TELL OTHERS TA BITE THAR A** n' WON'T WHIMPER ABOUT SO? OL' BLACK JACK IS TIRED OF BEING NICEY NICE CUZ THAT AIN'T HIM AT ALL! :P

BLACK JACK

:P

:P

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B) Hmm? I sense Ol' BLACK JACK SHALAQ is back in the pub. For all of you who hated Colonel Ethan Walker? BLACK JACK SHALAQ makes Walker look like girl scout welcomin' party.
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I just miss BLACK JACK SHALAQ's signature picture of the pirate standing on the rock with a lass tied to a whip or a leash. BLACK JACK sure has a "political correctness about him" doesn't he? B)

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::sigh:: Now I have to start avoiding some of the threads. ::sigh::

Welcome back Jack. ::sigh::

B) DUN WORRY THAR LASSIE! I'LL MAKE SURE ME FILTHY PAWS ARE WASHED B"FOR I RUFFLE YER SILKY DRAWERS! B) I'LL EVEN USE SOAP! B)

MEAN n' ORNRY AS HELL,

B) BLACK JACK B)

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Posted
All I know is that I have to finish drinking before reading any of your posts so that it won't go out my nose! :lol:

Where've ya been?

:lol: Whar 'ave I been?...Oh, here n' thar...You kin say I be out on ..."Shock Parole"...again. :lol:

At my lady's service,

:lol: Black Jack :lol::lol:

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Now all we need is the plague and pestilence and we're all set...

-- Hurricane

-- Hurricane

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Posted

:lol: Oh, I think Jack prides himself on being a pestilence...

Welcome back, Jack! :lol: And, what did happen to your bondage signature?

...schooners, islands, and maroons

and buccaneers and buried gold...

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"Well, that's just maddeningly unhelpful."....Captain Jack Sparrow

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Now all we need is the plague and pestilence and we're all set...

-- Hurricane

;) Plague and pestilence ya want? You'll have them in spades curly! That happens to be right up my alley! :huh:

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:huh:   Oh, I think Jack prides himself on being a pestilence...

Welcome back, Jack! :huh:   And, what did happen to your bondage signature?

;) I didn't even notice it was gone....I'll get that pic up on my signature PDQ mate! :huh:

:huh: Under yer skin fer fun n' profit ;)

;) Black Jack ;)

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:huh: It's getttin' borin' around here again!....Ain't thar anyone out thar needin' thar blood pressure raised?....Anyone?.....Gotta be someone I kin agitate? :lol: .............sigh :huh: .....
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;) It's getttin' borin' around here again!....Ain't thar anyone out thar needin' thar blood pressure raised?....Anyone?.....Gotta be someone I kin agitate? :lol: .............sigh ;) .....

:lol: I think that's the point. You've agitated um so much, they're avoiding you. So much for the life of the junk-yard dog! :lol:

...schooners, islands, and maroons

and buccaneers and buried gold...

RAKEHELL-1.jpg

You can do everything right, strictly according to procedure, on the ocean, and it'll still kill you. But if you're a good navigator, a least you'll know where you were when you died.......From The Ship Killer by Justin Scott.

"Well, that's just maddeningly unhelpful."....Captain Jack Sparrow

Found in the Ruins — Unique Jewelry

Found in the Ruins — Personal Blog

Posted
:lol:   It's getttin' borin' around here again!....Ain't thar anyone out thar needin' thar blood pressure raised?....Anyone?.....Gotta be  someone I kin agitate? :huh: .............sigh :lol: .....

:huh: I think that's the point. You've agitated um so much, they're avoiding you. So much for the life of the junk-yard dog! :lol:

:lol: ................sigh................. :huh:

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  • 2 weeks later...
Posted
Well, ARE there any other pirate forums?

Sure. I know there is a historical pirate site at www.piratesinfo.com. (Last I was there, they were even stricter than we are here.) They don't talk about re-enacting much. It seems to me that NQG has forums on their site, but I've never visited there.

Or - here's a really radical thought - you could try this:

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&safe=of...rum&btnG=Searchhttp://www.google.com/search?hl=en&safe=of...rum&btnG=Search

I must say that it's been my experience that sites with no moderation where anything goes tend to be so chaotic and attack-oriented that they're not quite the panacea that many folks think they will be. But that's just been my experience. (If you find such a site, all I can tell you is that you better sharpen your wits...)

"You're supposed to be dead!"

"Am I not?"

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Hello, Jackie-boy...

:huh:

Oh Mary Mary Mary!!!

Yer a breath of fresh air you are! :huh: I be assumin' da bloke in da pic wit cha would be yer betroed bunk mate ay? He be very lucky ta be yer cabin boy! Yer a lil' HOTTIE lassie, wit or witout diamonds! :huh:

Ah well....Ol' Black Jack be at yer service fer any of yer dirty deeds needin'......takin' care of.

" Thars honor among thieves as long as ya keep yer paws whar I kin see 'em"! :huh:

:huh: "Black Jack Shalaq"

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YER ANKLES WILL LOOK LOVELY BEHIND YER EARS LASSIE! HAR! HAR! HAR!

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