quickhandsrob Posted January 14, 2007 Share Posted January 14, 2007 Ello all! Me name be QuickHands Rob of the Drunken Ferret. Wanted to be introducing meself to all ye scurvvy bastards and lovely wenches. I be in Maryland, sailing out of Baltimore Inner Harbor, with me bloody crew to Raid, Pillage, and otherwise Plunder. I do Pirate Cruises out of Baltimore for both families and special cruises for adults as well. I be looking forward to some good talk here over some good rum! Slante, QuickHands Rob of the Drunken Ferret Ship's Boatswain "QuickHands Rob Yer Booty!" www.piratesforsail.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackfoot Posted January 14, 2007 Share Posted January 14, 2007 Aye, welcome aboard friend. I am quite sure there is many pirates here looking for a free drink from a newby to the pub. As fer me, I'll be takin' a double shot of rum with a twist of lime. Cheers mate. ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quickhandsrob Posted January 14, 2007 Author Share Posted January 14, 2007 True enough I be new to the pub, and true enough I be looking forward to good talk over good rum...but who said anything about me paying? pirate... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Cat Jenny Posted January 14, 2007 Share Posted January 14, 2007 Aye, but pirates alike we all be here. So tradition begs ye buy the first round here at our lil pub. On that note I believe a Rum n lime will do thankee! Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.... Her reputation was her livelihood. I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice! My inner voice sometimes has an accent! My wont? A delicious rip in time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merrydeath Posted January 14, 2007 Share Posted January 14, 2007 Holds up her tankard and shows its bone-dry, so she taps on the tabletop. Looking at the newbie, she coughs up some dust.. parched I am, as dry as a ship in the sahara.. spare a doubloon or threee for some liquid heat!! Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrazyCholeBlack Posted January 14, 2007 Share Posted January 14, 2007 Quick Hands ye say? Less see bout that. Quick, hands me that rum Rob! Hey ye are pretty good. Cheers n welcom ta tha pub. Keep tha rounds comin fast like that n you'll be popular right quick. "If part of the goods be plundered by a pirate the proprietor or shipmaster is not entitled to any contribution." An introduction to merchandize, Robert Hamilton, 1777Slightly Obsessed, an 18th Century reenacting blog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacky Tar Posted January 14, 2007 Share Posted January 14, 2007 I see many o' the regulars are leanin' on quickhandsrob, t' ante up fer their drinks. "Tis true lad ye can go along wit' tradition, or someone will lift yer purse, an do the right thing fer ye!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilasTalbot Posted January 14, 2007 Share Posted January 14, 2007 Welcome to the Pub, lad. A pint of Ray's best stout for me. Don't get too upset about buying the first round, it's a crew of the first order here. The favor will soon be returned. S.Talbot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quickhandsrob Posted January 14, 2007 Author Share Posted January 14, 2007 Aye, If it be tradition ya be leaning on, the first round be on me, mates. What other traditions we be having here I be wantin' to know about? Slante, Ol' QuickHands Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silkie McDonough Posted January 14, 2007 Share Posted January 14, 2007 Well lad, I've a tradition where I greets the new lad. Silkie sidels up to Rob, her tankard clearly empty. See, you buys mae a rhum pounch n'I gives ya a wee kiss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boots MacGee Posted January 14, 2007 Share Posted January 14, 2007 Welcome Mate, I'll be keepin with tradition and take a Scotch Whisky. Sláinte mhath! May the winds of fortune sail you May you sail a gentle sea May it always be the other guy who says "this drinks on me" http://www.susquehannarangers.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rumba Rue Posted January 14, 2007 Share Posted January 14, 2007 Aye, welcome to the Pub! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ransom Posted January 14, 2007 Share Posted January 14, 2007 Quick Hands, eh? Well, I girl would like ta know just how ya came by that name, 'cause I speck most of the lasses around here would prefer a slow hand, if ya get my drift. Then again, if it be for thievin', then quick hands be handy, for sure. And since it's your shiny that's paying, I'll have me usual, French bubbly with a shot of Tattoo." Welcome to the Pub, mate. ...schooners, islands, and maroons and buccaneers and buried gold... You can do everything right, strictly according to procedure, on the ocean, and it'll still kill you. But if you're a good navigator, a least you'll know where you were when you died.......From The Ship Killer by Justin Scott. "Well, that's just maddeningly unhelpful."....Captain Jack Sparrow Found in the Ruins — Unique Jewelry Found in the Ruins — Personal Blog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salty Posted January 15, 2007 Share Posted January 15, 2007 welcome aboard lad, a flaggon o rum if'n ye please and the introductions continue Slaite Mud Slinging Pyromanic , Errrrrr Ship's Potter at ye service Vagabond's Rogue Potter Wench First Mate of the Fairge Iolaire Me weapons o choice be lots o mud, sharp pointy sticks, an string Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quickhandsrob Posted January 15, 2007 Author Share Posted January 15, 2007 Quick Hands, eh? Well, I girl would like ta know just how ya came by that name, 'cause I speck most of the lasses around here would prefer a slow hand, if ya get my drift. Then again, if it be for thievin', then quick hands be handy, for sure. And since it's your shiny that's paying, I'll have me usual, French bubbly with a shot of Tattoo." Welcome to the Pub, mate. Aye, Tis a fair question...asking me about me name QuickHands. Now I can have a slow hand M'Lady when need be...but sometimes I be needing to fend off the pirates from me own wench. In addition to being the Boatswain, I am also the ship's...apprentice cutter if ya will. I be training with ye ol' cutlass, as me crew seems to enjoy the lashes too much. Now if ya be wonderin' about this pirate's hands anymore...I am a pirate who has sailed the 7 seas...I be more than happy to share what I have learned. And thank ye all for the warm welcome. I be looking forward to what plunder may await me here in the future. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
William Brand Posted January 15, 2007 Share Posted January 15, 2007 Welcome aboard, Rob. A fine crew you have there. Â Â Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyBarbossa Posted January 17, 2007 Share Posted January 17, 2007 Ye've come to th' right place for proper piratical carousin', mate. :) Tis no better place I know of around the vast sea known as the Internet. Maryland, eh? Fine state. Better yet... special crusies? Mighty sweet, mate! Do elaborate! If ye'd be so kind. Oh... an' I'll be havin' an Irish Cream thank ye. ~Lady B Tempt Fate! an' toss 't all t' Hell!" "I'm completely innocent of whatever crime I've committed." The one, the only,... the infamous! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NVBarbossa Posted January 19, 2007 Share Posted January 19, 2007 quickhandsrob, This here be NVBarbossa, and I welcome ye to the pub, hoists a tankard for ye. The inner harbor eh. I had a berth for a small time in the old tindeco factory right next to the Marina there facing the fort and harbor. beautiful area. NVBarossa :angry: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yersinia Pestis Posted January 21, 2007 Share Posted January 21, 2007 Welcome aboard! Make mine a Whiskey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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