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LIQUOR WARNING

Liquor manufacturers have accepted the Government's suggestion that the

following warning labels be placed immediately on all varieties of alcohol

containers:

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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra and panties.

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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.

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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard.

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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.

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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.

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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.

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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.

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***WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.

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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.

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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.

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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible.

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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause a disturbance in the time-space continuum, leaving you unable to account for large chunks of time.

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***WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you have mystical Kung Fu powers, resulting in you getting your @$$ kicked.

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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary.

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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead, knees and lower back.

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WARNING: The crumsumpten of alcohol may Mack you tink you kan tpye reel gode

And Pinky says "Happy New Year!"

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Yo ho ho! Or does nobody actually say that?

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Hap... Happy Neeeeew... Year.......

Truly,

D. Lasseter

Captain, The Lucy

Propria Virtute Audax --- In Hoc Signo Vinces

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Ni Feidir An Dubh A Chur Ina Bhan Air

"If I whet my glittering sword, and mine hand take hold on judgment; I will render vengeance to mine enemies, and will reward them that hate me." Deuteronomy 32:41

Envy and its evil twin - It crept in bed with slander - Idiots they gave advice - But Sloth it gave no answer - Anger kills the human soul - With butter tales of Lust - While Pavlov's Dogs keep chewin' - On the legs they never trust... The Seven Deadly Sins

http://www.colonialnavy.org

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ah the truth comes out

:lol::o:o

Mud Slinging Pyromanic , Errrrrr Ship's Potter at ye service

Vagabond's Rogue Potter Wench

First Mate of the Fairge Iolaire

Me weapons o choice be lots o mud, sharp pointy sticks, an string

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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra and panties.

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***WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.

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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.

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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary.

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WARNING: The crumsumpten of alcohol may Mack you tink you kan tpye reel gode

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GREAT LIST JACK! YOU'RE SO RIGHT!!!! :lol:

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Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help....

Her reputation was her livelihood.

I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice!

My inner voice sometimes has an accent!

My wont? A delicious rip in time...

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Darn...those where hilarious!

I also have a pic of a dog with a bottle but a friend sent it to me a long time ago and have no online link for it. I have it framed in my office and get so many responses over it...they think it is my dog.

~~~~Sailing Westward Bound~~~~

Lady Alyx

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