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My youngest nephew fainted dead away one year when Santa came to the house... :lol::lol::lol:


"I being shot through the left cheek, the bullet striking away great part of my upper jaw, and several teeth which dropt down the deck where I fell... I was forced to write what I would say to prevent the loss of blood, and because of the pain I suffered by speaking."~ Woodes Rogers

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I kinda feel bad laughing at those poor kids but.. (shrug) what the He**.... it's the Holidays!

Thanks for sharing, too funny! :lol: (especially that little middle kid in #26 that looks like a small Mel Torme!)

Well, you may not realize it but your looking at the remains of what was once a very handsome woman!

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Mel Torme! he does! heehee!

Each one is funnier than the last! Hmmm now where are those old pictures I have.....

Thanks for the post! :rolleyes::huh:

Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help....

Her reputation was her livelihood.

I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice!

My inner voice sometimes has an accent!

My wont? A delicious rip in time...

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I like the one near the end that says, "Evil. One of us is evil." :ph34r:

I actually feel bad for the Santas, not the kids. What a job.

Y'know, someone should do a page with comical photos of those inflatable Xmas things that are all the rage. When they tip or get a bit deflated or what have you, they can look pretty comical. I saw an inflatable Santa drooped over a wooden sleigh and I could just picture the caption..."It's too much! I may as well give up now!" I saw an inflatable snowman that had got loose from his moorings and looked like he had been hitting the Christmas spirit a little hard.

Huh. I should carry a camera.

"You're supposed to be dead!"

"Am I not?"

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  • 2 weeks later...

I DESPISE those inflated things!

Tacky! Tacky! Plus, they trash-up the neighborhood during the day when they're deflated! I vowed to have them outlawed. That is until

I found a seven foot jolly boat with two pirates-one wielding (ei?) a cutlass with his boot proudly planted on the bow the other manning the oars! :o

Bonus: Bones a'flyin' as well!

Bonus! Bonus! It was on a sale table at KMart after Halloween for $14.99

Oh yeah. It's mine!

Serves any and all holidays with a bit o' trim.

I can hardly wait 'till Easter!

And, now I can feel as though I've done me part in....uh....conformin'... t' th' Neighborhood Decoration Code.

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the kids pics are a bit painful to see, but I do like the shots of the Santas.. I feel so bad for some of them. You can almost see how bad they want their shift to end..

thank you, MJ..

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OH MY GOD!!

Mother!!

Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES

BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST:

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http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates

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