The Doctor Posted December 11, 2006 Posted December 11, 2006 Here as some priceless pictures of children frightened out of their wits by the Jolly Old Elf himself. And to be truthful, there are some damned scary looking Santa's out there! Enjoy! Yo ho ho! Or does nobody actually say that?
Capt. Sterling Posted December 11, 2006 Posted December 11, 2006 My youngest nephew fainted dead away one year when Santa came to the house... "I being shot through the left cheek, the bullet striking away great part of my upper jaw, and several teeth which dropt down the deck where I fell... I was forced to write what I would say to prevent the loss of blood, and because of the pain I suffered by speaking."~ Woodes Rogers Crewe of the Archangel http://jcsterlingcptarchang.wix.com/creweofthearchangel# http://creweofthearchangel.wordpress.com/
Iron Bess Posted December 11, 2006 Posted December 11, 2006 I kinda feel bad laughing at those poor kids but.. (shrug) what the He**.... it's the Holidays! Thanks for sharing, too funny! (especially that little middle kid in #26 that looks like a small Mel Torme!) Well, you may not realize it but your looking at the remains of what was once a very handsome woman!
The Doctor Posted December 11, 2006 Author Posted December 11, 2006 Nothing says "Christmas" quite like the terrified shrieks of little children, eh? Yo ho ho! Or does nobody actually say that?
Rumba Rue Posted December 12, 2006 Posted December 12, 2006 Just think of the mental health bills later in life....
Coastie04 Posted December 12, 2006 Posted December 12, 2006 Wasn't #7 on America's Most Wanted last week? Coastie She was bigger and faster when under full sail With a gale on the beam and the seas o'er the rail
Quartermaster James Posted December 12, 2006 Posted December 12, 2006 Oh...I see a lot of future Chirstmas cards here...
Red Cat Jenny Posted December 12, 2006 Posted December 12, 2006 Mel Torme! he does! heehee! Each one is funnier than the last! Hmmm now where are those old pictures I have..... Thanks for the post! Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.... Her reputation was her livelihood. I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice! My inner voice sometimes has an accent! My wont? A delicious rip in time...
Caraccioli Posted December 12, 2006 Posted December 12, 2006 I like the one near the end that says, "Evil. One of us is evil." I actually feel bad for the Santas, not the kids. What a job. Y'know, someone should do a page with comical photos of those inflatable Xmas things that are all the rage. When they tip or get a bit deflated or what have you, they can look pretty comical. I saw an inflatable Santa drooped over a wooden sleigh and I could just picture the caption..."It's too much! I may as well give up now!" I saw an inflatable snowman that had got loose from his moorings and looked like he had been hitting the Christmas spirit a little hard. Huh. I should carry a camera. "You're supposed to be dead!" "Am I not?"
Mimi Foxmorton Posted December 23, 2006 Posted December 23, 2006 I DESPISE those inflated things! Tacky! Tacky! Plus, they trash-up the neighborhood during the day when they're deflated! I vowed to have them outlawed. That is until I found a seven foot jolly boat with two pirates-one wielding (ei?) a cutlass with his boot proudly planted on the bow the other manning the oars! Bonus: Bones a'flyin' as well! Bonus! Bonus! It was on a sale table at KMart after Halloween for $14.99 Oh yeah. It's mine! Serves any and all holidays with a bit o' trim. I can hardly wait 'till Easter! And, now I can feel as though I've done me part in....uh....conformin'... t' th' Neighborhood Decoration Code.
Merrydeath Posted December 24, 2006 Posted December 24, 2006 the kids pics are a bit painful to see, but I do like the shots of the Santas.. I feel so bad for some of them. You can almost see how bad they want their shift to end.. thank you, MJ.. Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook!
The Doctor Posted December 24, 2006 Author Posted December 24, 2006 To show that there are Santa's out there that can make us smile. Yo ho ho! Or does nobody actually say that?
PyratePhil Posted December 24, 2006 Posted December 24, 2006 I'd leave milk and cookies out for her... ...Qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum... ~ Vegetius
Merrydeath Posted December 24, 2006 Posted December 24, 2006 OH MY GOD!! Mother!! Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook!
The Doctor Posted December 24, 2006 Author Posted December 24, 2006 I ain't an Official Debaucheteer for nothin'! Yo ho ho! Or does nobody actually say that?
Rumba Rue Posted December 24, 2006 Posted December 24, 2006 To show that there are Santa's out there that can make us smile. looked pretty good when I was sixteen....
lorien_stormfeather Posted December 24, 2006 Posted December 24, 2006 PDX Santacon 2006 Favorite bacchanalian event of scary Pirate Santas- Stormy Santa and Dread Santa December 9th AND December 23rd Portland, Oregon Aye, that is a light up kraken on me hat....
Liam Finn Posted December 24, 2006 Posted December 24, 2006 Or should this be under Bad Santa? Adult content http://www.corsakti.com/images/yay/santa_baby.jpg Merry Christmas! Titim gan éirí ort. Go mbeire an diabhal leis thú So we shall flow a river forth to Thee and teeming with souls shall it ever be.
Patrick Hand Posted December 24, 2006 Posted December 24, 2006 How about this one.... not really scary.... just wierd.... Santa Dancing
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