Red Cat Jenny Posted December 12, 2006 Share Posted December 12, 2006 "Later onnnn I you wanna ..we can dress like Madonna...Put on your eyeshades and join the parade..walkin round in wimmins underwear!" LOL It's a wierd Al Yankovic song. My brother sings it every year when he comes over which cracks us up because hes big and manly and he prances around when he sings it.. very funny! Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.... Her reputation was her livelihood. I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice! My inner voice sometimes has an accent! My wont? A delicious rip in time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shipwreck John Posted December 12, 2006 Share Posted December 12, 2006 Have ya heard Captain Dan's Christmas Carol? It be pretty funny Here be the link:It's a Pirate Christmas Shipwreck Adventurer of Independent Means TALL SAILS AND MERMAIDS TAILS, THIS BE THE LIFE FOR ME "THEM THAT DIE WILL BE THE LUCKY ONES" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lorien_stormfeather Posted December 19, 2006 Share Posted December 19, 2006 Thanks everyone fer sharing the carols..... Fer yar printing pleasure.....Here is a Pirate Carol Songbook... Sea-sonal tunes plundered from many ports. http://tinyurl.com/v64qy This is a direct link to a ".pdf". You will need Adobe Acrobat Reader- installed on yar box in order for this link to work... Download and install the Free Reader first: www.adobe.com ------------------------ Note: 12/23/06: The above carols were shared with me (without any author credit) by someone who was leading a pirate caroling event. I made up the cover and turned the file into a .pdf for distribution. I later found out during my own web searching that the source of some of these carols is on the following site: http://home.earthlink.net/~piratefan/Pirat...stmasSongs.html and copyright 2003 by R. Wise Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lorien_stormfeather Posted December 19, 2006 Share Posted December 19, 2006 Actually, Walking Around in Women's Underwear was penned by Bob Rivers, a Seattle DJ. he has a hilarious set of Twisted Christmas Albums... http://www.google.com/musica?aid=saAjN-VEy...music&ct=result Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red-Handed Jill Posted December 19, 2006 Share Posted December 19, 2006 One of my local pirate buddies came up with these: Sung to the tune of “Jingle Bells” Yo Ho Ho Yo Ho Ho And a bottle of rum We are thievin’ pirates We’re scallywags and scum. (repeat) Sailin’ o’er the sea Stealin’ lots o’ swag People try to flee When they see our flag. But we board ‘em quick Like wind afore the gales Then we kills ‘em neat and slick Dead men tell no tales. Oh… (chorus) We will steal it all If it ain’t nailed down. From a cannon ball To a lady’s evening gown. Then we load our haul Safely aboard our ship When we hear the navy’s call We fast give them the slip. Oh… (chorus) Twelve Days of (Pirate!) Christmas – By Tortuga Kate On the First Day of Christmas, me true love stole fer me A BARREL O’ RUM FROM THE BRITISH NAVY! On the Second Day of Christmas, me true love stole fer me TWO SCURVY DOGS, AND A BARREL O’ RUM FROM THE BRITISH NAVY! On the Third Day of Christmas, me true love stole fer me THREE FRENCH SWORDS, TWO SCURVY DOGS AND A BARREL O’ RUM FROM THE BRITISH NAVY! On the Fourth Day of Christmas, me true love stole fer me FOUR CABIN BOYS! THREE FRENCH SWORDS, TWO SCURVY DOGS AND A BARREL O’ RUM FROM THE BRITISH NAVY! On the Fifth Day of Christmas, me true love stole fer me FIVE GOLD DOUBLOONS! FOUR CABIN BOYS! THREE FRENCH SWORDS, TWO SCURVY DOGS AND A BARREL O’ RUM FROM THE BRITISH NAVY! On the Sixth Day of Christmas, me true love stole fer me SIX SHIPS A SAILING FIVE GOLD DOUBLOONS! FOUR CABIN BOYS! THREE FRENCH SWORDS, TWO SCURVY DOGS AND A BARREL O’ RUM FROM THE BRITISH NAVY! On the Seventh Day of Christmas, me true love stole fer me SEVEN CANNONS BLASTING SIX SHIPS A SAILING FIVE GOLD DOUBLOONS! FOUR CABIN BOYS! THREE FRENCH SWORDS, TWO SCURVY DOGS AND A BARREL O’ RUM FROM THE BRITISH NAVY! On the Eighth Day of Christmas, me true love stole fer me EIGHT WENCHES WOOING SEVEN CANNONS BLASTING SIX SHIPS A SAILING FIVE GOLD DOUBLOONS! FOUR CABIN BOYS! THREE FRENCH SWORDS, TWO SCURVY DOGS AND A BARREL O’ RUM FROM THE BRITISH NAVY! On the Ninth Day of Christmas, me true love stole fer me NINE PISTOLS FLAMING EIGHT WENCHES WOOING SEVEN CANNONS BLASTING SIX SHIPS A SAILING FIVE GOLD DOUBLOONS! FOUR CABIN BOYS! THREE FRENCH SWORDS, TWO SCURVY DOGS AND A BARREL O’ RUM FROM THE BRITISH NAVY! On the Tenth Day of Christmas, me true love stole fer me TEN CAPTAINS CURSING NINE PISTOLS FLAMING EIGHT WENCHES WOOING SEVEN CANNONS BLASTING SIX SHIPS A SAILING FIVE GOLD DOUBLOONS! FOUR CABIN BOYS! THREE FRENCH SWORDS, TWO SCURVY DOGS AND A BARREL O’ RUM FROM THE BRITISH NAVY! On the Eleventh Day of Christmas, me true love stole fer me ELEVEN SKULL AND CROSSBONES TEN CAPTAINS CURSING NINE PISTOLS FLAMING EIGHT WENCHES WOOING SEVEN CANNONS BLASTING SIX SHIPS A SAILING FIVE GOLD DOUBLOONS! FOUR CABIN BOYS! THREE FRENCH SWORDS, TWO SCURVY DOGS AND A BARREL O’ RUM FROM THE BRITISH NAVY! On the Twelveth Day of Christmas, me true love stole fer me TWELVE CHESTS OF TREASURE! ELEVEN SKULL AND CROSSBONES TEN CAPTAINS CURSING NINE PISTOLS FLAMING EIGHT WENCHES WOOING SEVEN CANNONS BLASTING SIX SHIPS A SAILING FIVE GOLD DOUBLOONS! FOUR CABIN BOYS! THREE FRENCH SWORDS, TWO SCURVY DOGS AND A BARREL O’ RUM FROM THE BRITISH NAVY! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Cat Jenny Posted December 21, 2006 Share Posted December 21, 2006 Those are great thanx fer sharing!!!! We'll be singin thru the new year! Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.... Her reputation was her livelihood. I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice! My inner voice sometimes has an accent! My wont? A delicious rip in time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Doctor Posted December 21, 2006 Share Posted December 21, 2006 A Christmas Carol for ADD Sufferers Chestnuts roasting on an open fire, Jack Frost nipping at your nose. Yuletide carols being sung by... Hey! Tinsel! Who's got the eggnog? Yo ho ho! Or does nobody actually say that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hester Posted December 21, 2006 Share Posted December 21, 2006 Well, how about, "I Saw Three Ships"? It's apparently from the 17th century, so it's even in period: http://www.bellaonline.com/articles/art14443.asp Cheers, Hester Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Cat Jenny Posted December 23, 2006 Share Posted December 23, 2006 A Christmas Carol for ADD SufferersChestnuts roasting on an open fire, Jack Frost nipping at your nose. Yuletide carols being sung by... Hey! Tinsel! I find tinsel a HUGE distraction! There's never enough tinsel! This has been a standing family joke for as long as I remember heehee! Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.... Her reputation was her livelihood. I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice! My inner voice sometimes has an accent! My wont? A delicious rip in time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Doctor Posted December 23, 2006 Share Posted December 23, 2006 ... In the town square, we'll kidnap the Governor and pretend that he's a circus clown! We'll have lots of fun with Mr. Governor, until the other pyrates knock him down! Yo ho ho! Or does nobody actually say that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charity Posted December 23, 2006 Share Posted December 23, 2006 ROTFLMAO!!!!! I am pissing my pants and rolling off my chair reading these They are brilliant LOL.. thanks for making me laugh, i need it LOLOL.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lorien_stormfeather Posted December 23, 2006 Share Posted December 23, 2006 These things are addicting....been looking for more mad carols... Some carols were shared with me for a songbook (without noting any author credit) by someone who was leading a pirate caroling event. I made up the cover and turned the file into a .pdf for distribution and posted it previously here: http://tinyurl.com/v64qy I later found out during my own web searching that the source of some of these carols is on the following website. I believe in givin' props so here's the URL: http://home.earthlink.net/~piratefan/Pirat...stmasSongs.html ---------------- I looted the following from the Puzzle Pirate gamer site- PIRATE! They had a Pirate Carol writin' contest a couple of years ago. *****Santa Matey***** (Sung to the melody of Santa Baby) Contributing pirate: Grundie (Palaemon's Pirates) Santa matey, slip a saber under the tree, for me I've gotta slight problem now, Santa matey, I'm worried 'bout those brigands tonight. Santa matey, a custom pre-built war frigate too, light blue Something for me whole crew Santa matey, I'm worried 'bout those brigands tonight. Think of all the cannon shot that's rained On those scupperin' Sea Lords that me crew has slain We all be doin? a pirate's work But mate we need yer? help against the Imps that lurk. Santa matey, I wanna yacht and really that's Not a lot And a hold full of shot, Santa matey, I'm worried 'bout those brigands tonight. Santa hearty, there's one thing that I really do need, the deed To a shipyard and then, Santa hearty, I won't worry 'bout those brigands tonight. Santa Matey, an island full of Lorandite ore, and more! Draw your 'X' on the map Santa matey, I won't worry 'bout those brigands tonight. Come and sail my Christmas sloop We'll drink and fight and pillage down the Opal Loop I really do believe in you So tell me Santa ye can fill a Christmas bid or two Santa matey, forgot to mention one little thing, make me king! of the Pirates and then, Santa matey, we won't worry 'bout the brigands tonight. 'worry 'bout the brigands tonight. 'worry 'bout the brigands tonight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Doctor Posted December 23, 2006 Share Posted December 23, 2006 I saw Mommy kissing Blackbeard underneath the mistletoe last night. Oh, they didn't see me creep from the fo'c'sle for a peep. They thought that I was tucked into my hammock, fast asleep. I saw mommy tickle Edward Teach underneath his beard, so smoky black. What a shock it's surely been, if I only hadn't seen Mommy kissing Blackbeard like that! Yo ho ho! Or does nobody actually say that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lorien_stormfeather Posted December 23, 2006 Share Posted December 23, 2006 Huzzah to Mad Jack! I love the bad uncle angle! Ye should be publishing a Pirate Carol song book mate! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Doctor Posted December 24, 2006 Share Posted December 24, 2006 Problem is, dear Lorien, I think I really unsettled myself with that last one. Yo ho ho! Or does nobody actually say that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lorien_stormfeather Posted December 24, 2006 Share Posted December 24, 2006 I'll be making me way to join the red tide soon, and we'll be singing that one, ye can be assured! I'll raise a tankard of porter in yar name mate! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lorien_stormfeather Posted December 24, 2006 Share Posted December 24, 2006 reworked this one I did... 8888888888 Santa Matey 8888888888 (Sung to “Santa Baby”) Contributing pirates: Grundie and Santa Stormy Santa matey, slip a saber under the tree, for me I've gotta slight problem now, Santa Matey, I'm worried 'bout those brigands tonight. Santa Matey, a custom built war frigate too, light blue Something for me entire crew, on you Santa Matey, I'm worried 'bout those brigands tonight. Think of all the fun that I’ve missed Think of all those Sea Lords that I haven’t kissed We all be doin’ a pirate's work But mate we need yar help against the foes that lurk. Santa Matey, I wanna yacht and really that's Not-- a lot And a hold full of shot, Santa Matey, I'm worried 'bout those brigands tonight. Santa Hearty, there's one thing that I really do need, the deed To a shipyard and then, Santa Hearty, I won't worry 'bout those brigands tonight. Santa Matey, an island full of Aztec ore, and more! Draw your 'X' on the map Santa Matey, I won't worry 'bout those brigands tonight. Come and sail my Christmas sloop We'll drink and sing and dance right on the poop I really do believe in you So tell me Santa can ye fill a Mate’s dream or two? Santa Matey, forgot to mention one little thing, make me Queen! of the Pirates and then, Santa Matey, we won't worry 'bout the brigands tonight. 'worry 'bout the brigands tonight. 'worry 'bout the brigands tonight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Doctor Posted December 24, 2006 Share Posted December 24, 2006 Huzzah!! Perfect, love!!! Yo ho ho! Or does nobody actually say that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rumba Rue Posted December 26, 2006 Share Posted December 26, 2006 These are great all! I'm gathering them up; if you didn't write it, please let me know who did (if you know). I'd like to compile enough of them to have them printed for sale and the proceeds go to a good cause like breast cancer or similar. It of course will be awhile before this happens, so don't rush. I'd prefer to have ones that Pub members have made up. Hope this is ok with everyone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thorysus Posted December 27, 2006 Share Posted December 27, 2006 wow im very impressed ya 'all. i enjoyed that read very much. Now im off to see if the old classics are posted somewhere, i juts had to stop and congratualte you on your fine work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mission Posted February 7, 2009 Share Posted February 7, 2009 Someone who like poetry better than I do needs to write the words to something I was thinking about this morning (no, I'm really not sure why): It's the Most Blunderbuss Time of the Year Mycroft: "My brother has the brain of a scientist or a philosopher, yet he elects to be a detective. What might we deduce about his heart?" John: "I don't know." Mycroft: "Neither do I. But initially he wanted to be a pirate." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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