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"Later onnnn I you wanna ..we can dress like Madonna...Put on your eyeshades and join the parade..walkin round in wimmins underwear!"

LOL It's a wierd Al Yankovic song. My brother sings it every year when he comes over which cracks us up because hes big and manly and he prances around when he sings it.. very funny! :lol:

Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help....

Her reputation was her livelihood.

I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice!

My inner voice sometimes has an accent!

My wont? A delicious rip in time...

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Thanks everyone fer sharing the carols.....

Fer yar printing pleasure.....Here is a Pirate Carol Songbook...

Sea-sonal tunes plundered from many ports.

http://tinyurl.com/v64qy

This is a direct link to a ".pdf". You will need Adobe Acrobat Reader- installed on yar box in order for this link to work...

Download and install the Free Reader first: www.adobe.com

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Note: 12/23/06:

The above carols were shared with me (without any author credit) by someone who was leading a pirate caroling event. I made up the cover and turned the file into a .pdf for distribution.

I later found out during my own web searching that the source of some of these carols is on the following site:

http://home.earthlink.net/~piratefan/Pirat...stmasSongs.html

and copyright 2003 by R. Wise

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One of my local pirate buddies came up with these:

Sung to the tune of “Jingle Bells”

Yo Ho Ho

Yo Ho Ho

And a bottle of rum

We are thievin’ pirates

We’re scallywags and scum. (repeat)

Sailin’ o’er the sea

Stealin’ lots o’ swag

People try to flee

When they see our flag.

But we board ‘em quick

Like wind afore the gales

Then we kills ‘em neat and slick

Dead men tell no tales.

Oh…

(chorus)

We will steal it all

If it ain’t nailed down.

From a cannon ball

To a lady’s evening gown.

Then we load our haul

Safely aboard our ship

When we hear the navy’s call

We fast give them the slip.

Oh…

(chorus)

Twelve Days of (Pirate!) Christmas – By Tortuga Kate

On the First Day of Christmas, me true love stole fer me

A BARREL O’ RUM FROM THE BRITISH NAVY!

On the Second Day of Christmas, me true love stole fer me

TWO SCURVY DOGS,

AND A BARREL O’ RUM FROM THE BRITISH NAVY!

On the Third Day of Christmas, me true love stole fer me

THREE FRENCH SWORDS,

TWO SCURVY DOGS

AND A BARREL O’ RUM FROM THE BRITISH NAVY!

On the Fourth Day of Christmas, me true love stole fer me

FOUR CABIN BOYS!

THREE FRENCH SWORDS,

TWO SCURVY DOGS

AND A BARREL O’ RUM FROM THE BRITISH NAVY!

On the Fifth Day of Christmas, me true love stole fer me

FIVE GOLD DOUBLOONS!

FOUR CABIN BOYS!

THREE FRENCH SWORDS,

TWO SCURVY DOGS

AND A BARREL O’ RUM FROM THE BRITISH NAVY!

On the Sixth Day of Christmas, me true love stole fer me

SIX SHIPS A SAILING

FIVE GOLD DOUBLOONS!

FOUR CABIN BOYS!

THREE FRENCH SWORDS,

TWO SCURVY DOGS

AND A BARREL O’ RUM FROM THE BRITISH NAVY!

On the Seventh Day of Christmas, me true love stole fer me

SEVEN CANNONS BLASTING

SIX SHIPS A SAILING

FIVE GOLD DOUBLOONS!

FOUR CABIN BOYS!

THREE FRENCH SWORDS,

TWO SCURVY DOGS

AND A BARREL O’ RUM FROM THE BRITISH NAVY!

On the Eighth Day of Christmas, me true love stole fer me

EIGHT WENCHES WOOING

SEVEN CANNONS BLASTING

SIX SHIPS A SAILING

FIVE GOLD DOUBLOONS!

FOUR CABIN BOYS!

THREE FRENCH SWORDS,

TWO SCURVY DOGS

AND A BARREL O’ RUM FROM THE BRITISH NAVY!

On the Ninth Day of Christmas, me true love stole fer me

NINE PISTOLS FLAMING

EIGHT WENCHES WOOING

SEVEN CANNONS BLASTING

SIX SHIPS A SAILING

FIVE GOLD DOUBLOONS!

FOUR CABIN BOYS!

THREE FRENCH SWORDS,

TWO SCURVY DOGS

AND A BARREL O’ RUM FROM THE BRITISH NAVY!

On the Tenth Day of Christmas, me true love stole fer me

TEN CAPTAINS CURSING

NINE PISTOLS FLAMING

EIGHT WENCHES WOOING

SEVEN CANNONS BLASTING

SIX SHIPS A SAILING

FIVE GOLD DOUBLOONS!

FOUR CABIN BOYS!

THREE FRENCH SWORDS,

TWO SCURVY DOGS

AND A BARREL O’ RUM FROM THE BRITISH NAVY!

On the Eleventh Day of Christmas, me true love stole fer me

ELEVEN SKULL AND CROSSBONES

TEN CAPTAINS CURSING

NINE PISTOLS FLAMING

EIGHT WENCHES WOOING

SEVEN CANNONS BLASTING

SIX SHIPS A SAILING

FIVE GOLD DOUBLOONS!

FOUR CABIN BOYS!

THREE FRENCH SWORDS,

TWO SCURVY DOGS

AND A BARREL O’ RUM FROM THE BRITISH NAVY!

On the Twelveth Day of Christmas, me true love stole fer me

TWELVE CHESTS OF TREASURE!

ELEVEN SKULL AND CROSSBONES

TEN CAPTAINS CURSING

NINE PISTOLS FLAMING

EIGHT WENCHES WOOING

SEVEN CANNONS BLASTING

SIX SHIPS A SAILING

FIVE GOLD DOUBLOONS!

FOUR CABIN BOYS!

THREE FRENCH SWORDS,

TWO SCURVY DOGS

AND A BARREL O’ RUM FROM THE BRITISH NAVY!

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:blink: Those are great thanx fer sharing!!!! We'll be singin thru the new year!

Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help....

Her reputation was her livelihood.

I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice!

My inner voice sometimes has an accent!

My wont? A delicious rip in time...

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A Christmas Carol for ADD Sufferers

Chestnuts roasting on an open fire,

Jack Frost nipping at your nose.

Yuletide carols being sung by... Hey! Tinsel!

:lol: I find tinsel a HUGE distraction! :lol:

There's never enough tinsel!

This has been a standing family joke for as long as I remember

heehee!

Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help....

Her reputation was her livelihood.

I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice!

My inner voice sometimes has an accent!

My wont? A delicious rip in time...

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These things are addicting....been looking for more mad carols...

Some carols were shared with me for a songbook (without noting any author credit) by someone who was leading a pirate caroling event.

I made up the cover and turned the file into a .pdf for distribution and posted it previously here: http://tinyurl.com/v64qy

I later found out during my own web searching that the source of some of these carols is on the following website.

I believe in givin' props so here's the URL:

http://home.earthlink.net/~piratefan/Pirat...stmasSongs.html

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I looted the following from the Puzzle Pirate gamer site- PIRATE!

They had a Pirate Carol writin' contest a couple of years ago.

*****Santa Matey*****

(Sung to the melody of Santa Baby)

Contributing pirate: Grundie (Palaemon's Pirates)

Santa matey, slip a saber under the tree, for me

I've gotta slight problem now,

Santa matey, I'm worried 'bout those brigands tonight.

Santa matey, a custom pre-built war frigate too, light blue

Something for me whole crew

Santa matey, I'm worried 'bout those brigands tonight.

Think of all the cannon shot that's rained

On those scupperin' Sea Lords that me crew has slain

We all be doin? a pirate's work

But mate we need yer? help against the Imps that lurk.

Santa matey, I wanna yacht and really that's

Not a lot

And a hold full of shot,

Santa matey, I'm worried 'bout those brigands tonight.

Santa hearty, there's one thing that I really do need, the deed

To a shipyard and then,

Santa hearty, I won't worry 'bout those brigands tonight.

Santa Matey, an island full of Lorandite ore, and more!

Draw your 'X' on the map

Santa matey, I won't worry 'bout those brigands tonight.

Come and sail my Christmas sloop

We'll drink and fight and pillage down the Opal Loop

I really do believe in you

So tell me Santa ye can fill a Christmas bid or two

Santa matey, forgot to mention one little thing, make me king!

of the Pirates and then,

Santa matey, we won't worry 'bout the brigands tonight.

'worry 'bout the brigands tonight.

'worry 'bout the brigands tonight.

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I saw Mommy kissing Blackbeard

underneath the mistletoe last night.

Oh, they didn't see me creep

from the fo'c'sle for a peep.

They thought that I was tucked into

my hammock, fast asleep.

I saw mommy tickle Edward Teach

underneath his beard, so smoky black.

What a shock it's surely been,

if I only hadn't seen

Mommy kissing Blackbeard like that!

Yo ho ho! Or does nobody actually say that?

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reworked this one I did...

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Santa Matey

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(Sung to “Santa Baby”) Contributing pirates: Grundie and Santa Stormy

Santa matey, slip a saber under the tree, for me

I've gotta slight problem now,

Santa Matey, I'm worried 'bout those brigands tonight.

Santa Matey, a custom built war frigate too, light blue

Something for me entire crew, on you

Santa Matey, I'm worried 'bout those brigands tonight.

Think of all the fun that I’ve missed

Think of all those Sea Lords that I haven’t kissed

We all be doin’ a pirate's work

But mate we need yar help against the foes that lurk.

Santa Matey, I wanna yacht and really that's Not-- a lot

And a hold full of shot,

Santa Matey, I'm worried 'bout those brigands tonight.

Santa Hearty, there's one thing that I really do need, the deed

To a shipyard and then,

Santa Hearty, I won't worry 'bout those brigands tonight.

Santa Matey, an island full of Aztec ore, and more!

Draw your 'X' on the map

Santa Matey, I won't worry 'bout those brigands tonight.

Come and sail my Christmas sloop

We'll drink and sing and dance right on the poop

I really do believe in you

So tell me Santa can ye fill a Mate’s dream or two?

Santa Matey, forgot to mention one little thing,

make me Queen!

of the Pirates and then,

Santa Matey, we won't worry 'bout the brigands tonight.

'worry 'bout the brigands tonight.

'worry 'bout the brigands tonight.

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These are great all! I'm gathering them up; if you didn't write it, please let me know who did (if you know).

I'd like to compile enough of them to have them printed for sale and the proceeds go to a good cause like breast cancer or similar.

It of course will be awhile before this happens, so don't rush. I'd prefer to have ones that Pub members have made up.

Hope this is ok with everyone.

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  • 2 years later...

Someone who like poetry better than I do needs to write the words to something I was thinking about this morning (no, I'm really not sure why):

It's the Most Blunderbuss Time of the Year

Mycroft: "My brother has the brain of a scientist or a philosopher, yet he elects to be a detective. What might we deduce about his heart?"

John: "I don't know."

Mycroft: "Neither do I. But initially he wanted to be a pirate."

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