CrazyCholeBlack Posted December 8, 2006 Share Posted December 8, 2006 My little swab has it in her head that we need to be singing & listening to pirate versions of christmas carols. Who knows some? Who's got some on CD? Care to help me re-write a few (appropriate for the under teen set)? Thanks! "If part of the goods be plundered by a pirate the proprietor or shipmaster is not entitled to any contribution." An introduction to merchandize, Robert Hamilton, 1777Slightly Obsessed, an 18th Century reenacting blog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad Matt Posted December 8, 2006 Share Posted December 8, 2006 That's a good idea. If I was more imaginitive and didn't have finals, I'd try my hand at changin' a couple lines for ya. You will be flogged. And God willing, come morning, you will be flogged some more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Cat Jenny Posted December 8, 2006 Share Posted December 8, 2006 Under teen? Well ye asked Dashing through the spray In a fearsome pirate waaay O'er the waves we go Laughing all the way Bells on ships deck ring Making spirits bright What fun it is to laugh and sing A pir-ate chris-tmas song tonight Oh, jingle blades, jingle blades Jingle all the way Oh, what fun it is to sail across the sea today Jingle blades, jingle blades Jingle all the way Oh, what fun it is to plunder presents on the way! A day or two ago I thought I'd try to find some treasure nice and bright and hide it by my side The chest was big and gold A fortune - yes a lot We sailed it to the nearest port And gave away the lot! Oh, jingle blades, jingle blades Jingle all the way Oh, what fun it is to sail across the sea today Jingle blades, jingle blades Jingle all the way Oh, what fun it is to plunder presents on the way! AAArrrrrr!!!! Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.... Her reputation was her livelihood. I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice! My inner voice sometimes has an accent! My wont? A delicious rip in time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ransom Posted December 8, 2006 Share Posted December 8, 2006 Only Red Cat could come up with that! ...schooners, islands, and maroons and buccaneers and buried gold... You can do everything right, strictly according to procedure, on the ocean, and it'll still kill you. But if you're a good navigator, a least you'll know where you were when you died.......From The Ship Killer by Justin Scott. "Well, that's just maddeningly unhelpful."....Captain Jack Sparrow Found in the Ruins — Unique Jewelry Found in the Ruins — Personal Blog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrazyCholeBlack Posted December 8, 2006 Author Share Posted December 8, 2006 that's awsome Red Cat! So far the only one I've got is the Scurvvy Dogs version of Three Ships which has the line "what's on those ships all three? Drunken pirates full of rum" "If part of the goods be plundered by a pirate the proprietor or shipmaster is not entitled to any contribution." An introduction to merchandize, Robert Hamilton, 1777Slightly Obsessed, an 18th Century reenacting blog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lorien_stormfeather Posted December 8, 2006 Share Posted December 8, 2006 Any more Pirate Carols out there????? either Naughty or nice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad Matt Posted December 8, 2006 Share Posted December 8, 2006 What a Fright, What a Fright, What a Fright! (sung to the tune of "Let it Snow, Let it Snow, Let it Snow") Oh, the pirates outside are frightful, and their ship is not delightful, And since they're all here to raid, let us pray, let us pray, let us pray! They don't show signs of stopping, and they brought some guns for poppin', Their torches are burning bright, what a fright, what a fright, what a fright! When they finally leave our town, how we'll love to see them sail away, And if we're lucky they'll leave our gold, And all the things we own! The fires are slowly dying, and too many of us are crying. And until they leave our sight, what a fright, what a fright, what a fright! You will be flogged. And God willing, come morning, you will be flogged some more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad Matt Posted December 8, 2006 Share Posted December 8, 2006 Deck the Ships (to be sung to the tune of "Deck the Halls") Deck the ships with lots of booty, yo ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho, 'Tis the season to be looting, yo ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho. Don we now our pirate clothing, yo ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho. Think of us with lots of loathing, yo ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho. Set the blazing town before us, yo ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho. Cannons fire and join the chorus, yo ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho. Give us all your gold and treasure, yo ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho. Then your maidens'll give us pleasure! Yo ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho! You will be flogged. And God willing, come morning, you will be flogged some more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad Matt Posted December 8, 2006 Share Posted December 8, 2006 Your Town's Roasting in an Open Fire (to be sung to the tune "Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire") Your town's roasting in an open fire, Gunshots're nipping at your backs, Screaming women yelling for us to leave And you're in terror as you're sacked. Everybody knows a cannon and a pirate flag Help to make the season's fright. Town folks here with their eyes all squeezed shut Will find it hard to live tonight. They know that pirates're in their town, They'll grab up lots of gold and maidens in their gowns. And every mother's child is gonna cry As through the streets their frightened families will fly. And so, I'm offering this simple phrase, To folks from one to ninety-two. If you don't want us in your town anymore, "Give us treasure, please do!" You will be flogged. And God willing, come morning, you will be flogged some more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad Matt Posted December 8, 2006 Share Posted December 8, 2006 2 days of christmas (Pirate style) On the 1st day of Christmas my true love gave to me... a compass that doesn't point north On the 2nd day of Christmas my true love gave to me... two pompous stiffs and a compass that doesn't point north On the 3rd day of Christmas my true love gave to me... three cannonballs two pompous stiffs and a compass that doesn't point north On the 4th day of Christmas my true love gave to me... four bed warmers three cannonballs two pompous stiffs and a compass that doesn't point north On the 5th day of Christmas my true love gave to me... five ports to raid four bed warmers three cannonballs two pompous stiffs and a compass that doesn't point north On the 6th day of Christmas my true love gave to me... six eunuchs singing five ports to raid four bed warmers three cannonballs two pompous stiffs and a compass that doesn't point north On the 7th day of Christmas my true love gave to me... seven tri corn hats six eunuchs singing five ports to raid four bed warmers three cannonballs two pompous stiffs and a compass that doesn't point north On the 8th day of Christmas my true love gave to me... eight ships in a fleet seven tri corn hats six eunuchs singing five ports to raid four bed warmers three cannonballs two pompous stiffs and a compass that doesn't point north On the 9th day of Christmas my true love gave to me... nine dreadlock beads eight ships in a fleet seven tri corn hats six eunuchs singing five ports to raid four bed warmers three cannonballs two pompous stiffs and a compass that doesn't point north On the 10th day of Christmas my true love gave to me... ten slaps in the face nine dreadlock beads eight ships in a fleet seven tri corn hats six eunuchs singing five ports to raid four bed warmers three cannonballs two pompous stiffs and a compass that doesn't point north On the 11th day of Christmas my true love gave to me... eleven rum bottles ten slaps in the face nine dreadlock beads eight ships in a fleet seven tri corn hats six eunuchs singing five ports to raid four bed warmers three cannonballs two pompous stiffs and a compass that doesn't point north On the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to me... twelve whoring wenches eleven rum bottles ten slaps in the face nine dreadlock beads eight ships in a fleet seven tri corn hats six eunuchs singing five ports to raid four bed warmers three cannonballs two pompous stiffs AND A COMPASS THAT DOESN'T POINT NORTH You will be flogged. And God willing, come morning, you will be flogged some more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silkie McDonough Posted December 9, 2006 Share Posted December 9, 2006 Matt, I thought you were studying? :angry: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad Matt Posted December 9, 2006 Share Posted December 9, 2006 I was. I had to take another break. I'm done for a couple hours. You will be flogged. And God willing, come morning, you will be flogged some more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Cat Jenny Posted December 9, 2006 Share Posted December 9, 2006 Jumps up amd down clapping Yes Yes! I looove thesse! I'll be singin all the way to work! Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.... Her reputation was her livelihood. I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice! My inner voice sometimes has an accent! My wont? A delicious rip in time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Cat Jenny Posted December 9, 2006 Share Posted December 9, 2006 Frooosty th pirate was a salty drunken soul with a tri corn hat and a shiny sword and is garb was full o holes! went out to pillage..for a drunken wicked fray an e waved goode bye as the townsfolk cried cause he stole their gold that day it was a scene so tragic when he sailed out from that town he laughed so hard - fell off his ship and very nearly drowned! oh frosty the pirate knew the navy's on it's way so he waved good bye sayin aye aye aye I'll be back again some day! Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.... Her reputation was her livelihood. I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice! My inner voice sometimes has an accent! My wont? A delicious rip in time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Cat Jenny Posted December 9, 2006 Share Posted December 9, 2006 that's awsome Red Cat!Only Red Cat could come up with that! Awwww you guys..... Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.... Her reputation was her livelihood. I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice! My inner voice sometimes has an accent! My wont? A delicious rip in time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacky Tar Posted December 9, 2006 Share Posted December 9, 2006 "Tis not only the Cat's bell that jingles, she writes jingles, too! I luv'd 'Frosty th pirate!'" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Cat Jenny Posted December 10, 2006 Share Posted December 10, 2006 Takes a dramatic tinsel covered bow awww thankee! Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.... Her reputation was her livelihood. I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice! My inner voice sometimes has an accent! My wont? A delicious rip in time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad Matt Posted December 10, 2006 Share Posted December 10, 2006 Hey! What am I? Chopped liver? . You will be flogged. And God willing, come morning, you will be flogged some more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Doctor Posted December 10, 2006 Share Posted December 10, 2006 My Lady's Cutlass does a great song called "Walking In a Pyrate Wonderland". :) Yo ho ho! Or does nobody actually say that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Cat Jenny Posted December 10, 2006 Share Posted December 10, 2006 Matt, go back a page... I loved yer carols! LOL Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.... Her reputation was her livelihood. I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice! My inner voice sometimes has an accent! My wont? A delicious rip in time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad Matt Posted December 10, 2006 Share Posted December 10, 2006 I'm jest kiddin'. I pyrated those tunes... You will be flogged. And God willing, come morning, you will be flogged some more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Emerald Shaunassey Posted December 11, 2006 Share Posted December 11, 2006 This one was penned by my Gaoler I'll be Home at Yuletide (tune of "I'll be Home for Christmas) I'll be home at Yuletide, You can count on me. Please have snow and mistletoe And candles 'round the tree Life at Sea is Lonely, WIthout your loved ones 'round. I'll be home for Yuletide For I am Homeward Bound. I'll be home at Yuletide, Just you wait and see. Fruit to eat ... and lots of meat, And presents under the tree. No more hammock to sleep in, Hanging from the beams. I'll be home for Yuletide ... If Only in my Dreams. Captain Emerald Shaunassey O' The Salty Kiss www.TheLadiesoftheSaltyKiss.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Emerald Shaunassey Posted December 11, 2006 Share Posted December 11, 2006 A couple of others Diamond, my gaoler, penned and sent last night. Enjoy one an all! I Saw Captain Kissing Santa Claus I saw Captain kissing Santa Claus Underneath the mistletoe last night. She didn't hear me creep Up the stairs to have a peep She thought that I was tucked up In my hamock fast asleep. Then I saw Captain tickle Santa Claus Underneath his beard so snowy white. Oh, what a laugh it would have been If the others had only seen Captain kissing Santa Claus last night. (repeat) -------------------------------------------------- This next one is a spin off of the entire crew and our names. Ruby, The Red-Nosed Pirate You know Emerald and Diamond and Amethyst and Jade, Drinks all the rum under coconut shade, But do you recall the most famous pirate of all? Ruby the red-nosed pirate Had a very shiny nose And if you ever saw it You would even say it glows All of the other pirates Used to laugh and call her names They never let poor Ruby Join in any pirate games. Then one foggy Christmas Eve Emerald came to say, "Ruby with your nose so bright Won't you guide our way tonight?" Then how the pirates loved her As they sloshed and spilled their drinks "Ruby the red-nosed pirate, You'd look cute even in pink." Captain Emerald Shaunassey O' The Salty Kiss www.TheLadiesoftheSaltyKiss.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrazyCholeBlack Posted December 11, 2006 Author Share Posted December 11, 2006 I knew I could count on you guys! I'm printing out the lyrics & playing the instrumental x-mas CD so we can' sing along. It's a pirate holiday this year! "If part of the goods be plundered by a pirate the proprietor or shipmaster is not entitled to any contribution." An introduction to merchandize, Robert Hamilton, 1777Slightly Obsessed, an 18th Century reenacting blog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silkie McDonough Posted December 11, 2006 Share Posted December 11, 2006 I KNOW it isn't pyritical but this thread has brought a song to mind that I heard in my college years sung th the tune of "Walking Through a Winterland" ...fortunatly I do not remember all of the words to "Walkin-round in Womans Underware." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
 {if(f.fbq)return;n=f.fbq=function(){n.callMethod? n.callMethod.apply(n,arguments):n.queue.push(arguments)}; if(!f._fbq)f._fbq=n;n.push=n;n.loaded=!0;n.version='2.0'; n.queue=[];t=b.createElement(e);t.async=!0; t.src=v;s=b.getElementsByTagName(e)[0]; s.parentNode.insertBefore(t,s)}(window, document,'script', 'https://connect.facebook.net/en_US/fbevents.js'); fbq('init', '1074427760321280'); fbq('track', 'PageView'); </script> <noscript><img height=)
&ev=PageView&cd%5Bitem_id%5D=9265&cd%5Bitem_name%5D=Pirate+Christmas+Carols&cd%5Bitem_type%5D=topic&cd%5Bcategory_name%5D=Music & Shanties"/>
Recommended Posts
Create an account or sign in to comment
You need to be a member in order to leave a comment
Create an account
Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!
Register a new accountSign in
Already have an account? Sign in here.
Sign In Now