Lilith Posted December 1, 2006 Posted December 1, 2006 I wish to wave a grand hello to all of you here at this port. I have been skulking about for a bit and hope that I can find many a good mate here to befriend. So, raise your tankards high and I will toast you all in good health! Lilith - Commander of The Tartarus "God did not hold back from punishing the angels that sinned, but, by throwing them into Tartarus, delivered them into pits of dense darkness to be reserved for judgement."
Mad Matt Posted December 1, 2006 Posted December 1, 2006 Absolutely! More, 'specially ifn yer buyin'! Welcome aboard, lass. Hope ye have a grande time. You will be flogged. And God willing, come morning, you will be flogged some more.
Lilith Posted December 1, 2006 Author Posted December 1, 2006 A many thanks to you Mad Matt! I've been jumping from one topic to another tonight...trying to take it all in! I hope I find my way back to my ship Have another...and keep them comming! Lilith - Commander of The Tartarus "God did not hold back from punishing the angels that sinned, but, by throwing them into Tartarus, delivered them into pits of dense darkness to be reserved for judgement."
Salty Posted December 1, 2006 Posted December 1, 2006 welcome aboard and slainte Mud Slinging Pyromanic , Errrrrr Ship's Potter at ye service Vagabond's Rogue Potter Wench First Mate of the Fairge Iolaire Me weapons o choice be lots o mud, sharp pointy sticks, an string
Mad Matt Posted December 1, 2006 Posted December 1, 2006 Pace yerself, Lilith! Tharrrrr be plenty t' see here. Take yer time and drink it slowly like a fine wine. Wait.... What th' hell am I sayin'? Pyrates??????? Wine??????? Screw that! BRING ON THE RUM AND LILITH - MAY YOU GO BLIND! You will be flogged. And God willing, come morning, you will be flogged some more.
Ransom Posted December 1, 2006 Posted December 1, 2006 Welcome, Lilith. Since you're buying, I'll be having me usual - French bubbly with a tot of Tattoo. The Pub be a fine place, but I hope you have a large cache, 'cause this lot can DRINK! Cheers! ...schooners, islands, and maroons and buccaneers and buried gold... You can do everything right, strictly according to procedure, on the ocean, and it'll still kill you. But if you're a good navigator, a least you'll know where you were when you died.......From The Ship Killer by Justin Scott. "Well, that's just maddeningly unhelpful."....Captain Jack Sparrow Found in the Ruins — Unique Jewelry Found in the Ruins — Personal Blog
CrazyCholeBlack Posted December 1, 2006 Posted December 1, 2006 welcome Lilith. Enjoy yer stay at tha pub. Don't worry if ye get lost, 'appens ta tha best o us. I heard tell thars an exit round 'ere but ne're seen it me self. Since yer buyin, I'll have a nice big mug o hot rum. But I might be needin a straw. Me hands seem ta be mutinying tanite. "If part of the goods be plundered by a pirate the proprietor or shipmaster is not entitled to any contribution." An introduction to merchandize, Robert Hamilton, 1777Slightly Obsessed, an 18th Century reenacting blog
Jacky Tar Posted December 1, 2006 Posted December 1, 2006 "CrazyChole, it's not that ye haven't seen it; it's that we keepin' movein' it, so ye won't leave!" "Lilith, stay and play, and don't exit too soon. Welcome to the pub!"
CrazyCholeBlack Posted December 1, 2006 Posted December 1, 2006 "CrazyChole, it's not that ye haven't seen it; it's that we keepin' movein' it, so ye won't leave!" Now, why would I be wantin to leave Mr. Tar? Was just thinkin we might need tha emergency exit, in case o fire o militia o some such. Plus, I hear if ye try ta leave, there's capt'ns 'ere tha'll come after ye and drag ye right back. I'm not riskin *that*! Consider this fair warning Lilith. Once yer 'ere, yer 'ere fer good. "If part of the goods be plundered by a pirate the proprietor or shipmaster is not entitled to any contribution." An introduction to merchandize, Robert Hamilton, 1777Slightly Obsessed, an 18th Century reenacting blog
Mad Matt Posted December 1, 2006 Posted December 1, 2006 Pyrates check in, but they don't check out???? You will be flogged. And God willing, come morning, you will be flogged some more.
Jacky Tar Posted December 1, 2006 Posted December 1, 2006 Now, why would I be wantin to leave Mr. Tar? Was just thinkin we might need tha emergency exit, in case o fire o militia o some such. Plus, I hear if ye try ta leave, there's capt'ns 'ere tha'll come after ye and drag ye right back. I'm not riskin *that*!Consider this fair warning Lilith. Once yer 'ere, yer 'ere fer good. "Ah! CrazyChole, ye know we don't have t' drag ye... just leave a trail of big fruitcake crumbs, soaked in brandy fer ye, and lead ye right back here!"
Jacky Tar Posted December 1, 2006 Posted December 1, 2006 Pyrates check in, but they don't check out???? "Matt, why would ye want t' check out? We got more wimmins than ye could shake a stick at! (Metaphorically speakin')"
Mad Matt Posted December 1, 2006 Posted December 1, 2006 Mate, I've no allusions of departure. I was jest attemptin' t' clarify Ms. Chole's response. I, fer one, like our selection o' wimmins! You will be flogged. And God willing, come morning, you will be flogged some more.
CrazyCholeBlack Posted December 1, 2006 Posted December 1, 2006 Don't let Matt fool ye Mr. Tar. He likes checkin out, well tha ladies at least umm, fruitcake. Wouldn't know bout leavin any crumbs. Tis too good to let go ta waste once it's soaked up tha liquer "If part of the goods be plundered by a pirate the proprietor or shipmaster is not entitled to any contribution." An introduction to merchandize, Robert Hamilton, 1777Slightly Obsessed, an 18th Century reenacting blog
Mad Matt Posted December 1, 2006 Posted December 1, 2006 You little hussie! As if ye don't like men t' look..... Now if I gets t' starin' and droolin' on meself, THAT be a diff'rent story. You will be flogged. And God willing, come morning, you will be flogged some more.
Jacky Tar Posted December 1, 2006 Posted December 1, 2006 Don't let Matt fool ye Mr. Tar. He likes checkin out, well tha ladies at least umm, fruitcake. Wouldn't know bout leavin any crumbs. Tis too good to let go ta waste once it's soaked up tha liquer "Ye gots t' luv a woman who soaks up 'er liquor wit' fruitcake!"
Mad Matt Posted December 1, 2006 Posted December 1, 2006 Hey! Who you callin' "Fruitcake"?!?!?!?!? You will be flogged. And God willing, come morning, you will be flogged some more.
CrazyCholeBlack Posted December 1, 2006 Posted December 1, 2006 "Ye gots t' luv a woman who soaks up 'er liquor wit' fruitcake!" Well, I tried soakin it up wif a sponge but it got all soapy. Nuthin worse than a soapy drink. "If part of the goods be plundered by a pirate the proprietor or shipmaster is not entitled to any contribution." An introduction to merchandize, Robert Hamilton, 1777Slightly Obsessed, an 18th Century reenacting blog
Mad Matt Posted December 1, 2006 Posted December 1, 2006 Nuthin worse than a soapy drink. I would say a soapy woman. But that takes the thread in a WHOLE 'NUTHER DIRECTION! :) Seriously, Lilith. Stay around a bit. There's plenty o' knowledge t' be found in this place. If there's not a thread on it, start a new one. Knowledge is power, eh? You will be flogged. And God willing, come morning, you will be flogged some more.
Cheeky Actress Posted December 1, 2006 Posted December 1, 2006 Welcome on board Lilith! Don't worry about the pub posts and lists....it can take months to go through these... Member of "The Forsaken"
Capt. Sterling Posted December 1, 2006 Posted December 1, 2006 Welcome to the pub Lady. So what undiscovered territory do ye still wish to explore? "I being shot through the left cheek, the bullet striking away great part of my upper jaw, and several teeth which dropt down the deck where I fell... I was forced to write what I would say to prevent the loss of blood, and because of the pain I suffered by speaking."~ Woodes Rogers Crewe of the Archangel http://jcsterlingcptarchang.wix.com/creweofthearchangel# http://creweofthearchangel.wordpress.com/
Lilith Posted December 1, 2006 Author Posted December 1, 2006 Screw that! BRING ON THE RUM AND LILITH - MAY YOU GO BLIND! LOL! Rum it will be...as for going blind?! There are better methods to do that my friend! Lilith - Commander of The Tartarus "God did not hold back from punishing the angels that sinned, but, by throwing them into Tartarus, delivered them into pits of dense darkness to be reserved for judgement."
The Doctor Posted December 1, 2006 Posted December 1, 2006 Welcome aboard, Lilith! I'll be having a bit of rum, as well. Yo ho ho! Or does nobody actually say that?
Lilith Posted December 1, 2006 Author Posted December 1, 2006 Mercy People?! How do you keep up with your replies! Here then. Take the keg and have at it! I'll be back after I finish cleaning up the Christmas boxes and putting the tree right again. Anyone of you have a cat that thinks the Christmas tree is their own private play area?! Lilith - Commander of The Tartarus "God did not hold back from punishing the angels that sinned, but, by throwing them into Tartarus, delivered them into pits of dense darkness to be reserved for judgement."
The Doctor Posted December 1, 2006 Posted December 1, 2006 My youngest, Jack Jr., has finally figured out that he's too big to climb the Christmas tree. But all three cats try to sleep under it whenever they can. Yo ho ho! Or does nobody actually say that?
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