kass Posted November 29, 2006 Posted November 29, 2006 Hi all, In the "f'n money" thread, I mentioned my linen shirts and quite a few of you have PMed me about them. So I thought I'd post them here just in case they'd make someone a nice Christmas present. These shirts are 100% linen, hand-finished with hand-made buttons, and will fit chest sizes up to 56". All yours for $75 plus shipping. I take checks and money orders in US funds, credit cards and PayPal. Kass Building an Empire... one prickety stitch at a time!
Mad Matt Posted November 29, 2006 Posted November 29, 2006 Sweet!!!!!!!! Hey, Kass. Callenish just PM'd me and was wondering when you'll be making pirate thong underwear.... You will be flogged. And God willing, come morning, you will be flogged some more.
kass Posted November 29, 2006 Author Posted November 29, 2006 Ask Callenish when he's coming over to have his inseam measured! Building an Empire... one prickety stitch at a time!
The Doctor Posted November 29, 2006 Posted November 29, 2006 Pirate thongs? Well, I suppose you could market them under the brand "Buccaneer Butt Floss". Yo ho ho! Or does nobody actually say that?
kass Posted November 29, 2006 Author Posted November 29, 2006 Ewwwww... You guys are sullying my inner eye! Building an Empire... one prickety stitch at a time!
The Doctor Posted November 29, 2006 Posted November 29, 2006 I guess this means I don't get the marketing job, Kass? Yo ho ho! Or does nobody actually say that?
kass Posted November 29, 2006 Author Posted November 29, 2006 No, but you can still do our PR for us. Building an Empire... one prickety stitch at a time!
The Doctor Posted November 29, 2006 Posted November 29, 2006 Deal! Yo ho ho! Or does nobody actually say that?
kass Posted November 29, 2006 Author Posted November 29, 2006 UPDATE! Two shirts gone. I only have six for guaranteed immediate shipment. We ship anywhere in the world! Get 'em before they're gone! Building an Empire... one prickety stitch at a time!
Mad Matt Posted November 29, 2006 Posted November 29, 2006 Atta girl, Kass! Keep it up and you'll have to open up a sweatshop! You will be flogged. And God willing, come morning, you will be flogged some more.
kass Posted November 29, 2006 Author Posted November 29, 2006 What do you mean "will have to..."? The elves are down there sweating as we speak! Building an Empire... one prickety stitch at a time!
Mad Matt Posted November 29, 2006 Posted November 29, 2006 Ruh roh! You will be flogged. And God willing, come morning, you will be flogged some more.
kass Posted November 29, 2006 Author Posted November 29, 2006 Don't worry. The elves have a union. I feed them chocolate chip cookies three times a day, just like it says in their contract! Building an Empire... one prickety stitch at a time!
CrazyCholeBlack Posted November 29, 2006 Posted November 29, 2006 See, even Kass has elves. I've got to get me some. Great shirt (& drawers). What kind of buttons did you use? "If part of the goods be plundered by a pirate the proprietor or shipmaster is not entitled to any contribution." An introduction to merchandize, Robert Hamilton, 1777Slightly Obsessed, an 18th Century reenacting blog
Mad Matt Posted November 29, 2006 Posted November 29, 2006 Ahhhhhh. The Kass McGann Admiralty Slops Contract 2006, eh? You will be flogged. And God willing, come morning, you will be flogged some more.
kass Posted November 29, 2006 Author Posted November 29, 2006 Elves are wonderful things. You go to sleep, and they do all the work! The buttons are dorset thread buttons, Chole. Shirt Elf makes lovely ones. Building an Empire... one prickety stitch at a time!
Captain Striker Posted November 29, 2006 Posted November 29, 2006 I am telling you , you should have gone for the Elves without a Union . They complain more , but nothing a good floging cannot change always surrounded by shadows , always in the shadow. A spectre he be !
kass Posted November 29, 2006 Author Posted November 29, 2006 I'd tried, Striker! I really did try. But the Elves Union sent their tough guys to beat me up. I had bruised shins for a week! Building an Empire... one prickety stitch at a time!
Captain Striker Posted November 29, 2006 Posted November 29, 2006 always surrounded by shadows , always in the shadow. A spectre he be !
callenish gunner Posted November 30, 2006 Posted November 30, 2006 I open this thread to see about a good looking shirt for sale ...and first thing i see is m'name being bantied about & accused of dispicable things ...... First who ever said i even wear underwear let alone thongs Secondly i would let Kass "measure" any part of me she'd like
kass Posted November 30, 2006 Author Posted November 30, 2006 Building an Empire... one prickety stitch at a time!
callenish gunner Posted November 30, 2006 Posted November 30, 2006 I don't mind getting chastised for the pervert i might be but i hate to be chastised for somebody elses accusations ...... god knows i get into enough shite of m'own!!!
kass Posted November 30, 2006 Author Posted November 30, 2006 So... Wanna buy a shirt? Building an Empire... one prickety stitch at a time!
callenish gunner Posted November 30, 2006 Posted November 30, 2006 if i do will you measure my inseam
kass Posted November 30, 2006 Author Posted November 30, 2006 Now, now... That's only part of the service for the Buccaneer Butt Floss! Building an Empire... one prickety stitch at a time!
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