Girl Needs info on who's the best

[girlneedsinfo]

Hi Everybody,

I'm looking to learn more when my boyfriend and his buddies are drinking and the girls are stuck in the kitchen I'd love to surprise him with some answers. Don't know a lot about pirates and the great all time movies? I never grew up watching or reading history books on the open see. My boyfriend has three tv's on all the time in his apartment watching movies all the time and I want to impress him with facts. Please Please help me out....

Best Pirate?

Ugliest Pirate?

Meanest Pirate?

Women Pirate?

Fastest Ship?

Coolest name of a ship?

Most golf found from a pirate ship?

Sexiest Pirate?

Best pirate movie currently?

Best pirate movie all time?

I'd love to know anything crazy of issues going on for table talk or when we go out for a beer. Since I'm a designer and create personalized pub t-shirts and sports shirts, who was the best, coolest dressed? Why?

Chris

[Mad Matt]

Dammit! I so BADLY wanted to respond that I am the best!

[Zephaniah W Nash]

You are, Matt, you are...

Just keep a-tellin' yerself that, mate. Pyrate Doctor Phil says that self-affirmation is the way to go...

[Mad Matt]

Aye. Tharrr's nothin' like pattin' yerself on th' back.

Thank God I'm flexible.

[Rumba Rue]

THIS IS SPAM!

IF THIS PERSON TRULY WANTED TO BE PART OF THE PUB THEY WOULD HAVE GONE TO THE INITIATES FORUM.

[Mad Matt]

Awwww, come on Rumba! We're not THAT dense. Just havin' fun at the expense of a spammer.

[Capt Grey]

Chris, all this information can be found in the different areas of the Pyracy Pub. Movie information can be found in "Pyrate Pop" or "Rabble Rousing" and historical information is readily available in "Captain Twill".

[Rogue Mermaid]

You know I always wondered what was the most golf found from a pirate ship

I didn't realize most ships had a green...

Prehaps Captian Jack Sparrow should have been yelling, "Stop blowing holes in one on my ship!"

Oh boy...I've got bad humor aplenty today.....

[JohnnyTarr]

Well if you need a tounge lashing I am THE BEST.

[The Doctor]

I'd love to know anything crazy of issues going on for table talk or when we go out for a beer..

More proof that Spam does not translate well.

[Caraccioli]

THIS IS SPAM!

IF THIS PERSON TRULY WANTED TO BE PART OF THE PUB THEY WOULD HAVE GONE TO THE INITIATES FORUM.

Spam? How so?

From wikipedia: "There is no universally accepted definition of spam, but most definitions are based on the e-mail being both unsolicited by the recipients and having bulk quantities of substantively the same e-mail being sent. In other words spam is usually defined as Unsolicited Bulk E-mail (UBE). This e-mail is usually also unwanted and sent by automated means."

Doesn't seem to fit the definition to me. Personally, I didn't post in the initiates forum until about 6 months after I'd joined (and was already a mod). Even then it was to ask a question about how something worked (the other, more useful function of the initiates forum.)

[Merrydeath]

There are trolls about.. those that post crap on a site and then wait to see what trouble comes up.. I heard there are sites that count 'hits' for all the comments that are generated.. too much time on their hands I guess.

[Skavenger]

OMG.... OK I've just realised I'm not just a little naive.... I'm totally naive!!! Must toughen up te match me shipmates..... All teachings gratefully received

[Patrick Hand]

Ya mean it's only a bot........

An' I was beginnin' ter fall in love wit her.... She sounds just like my type.....

my boyfriend and his buddies are drinking and the girls are stuck in the kitchen

[Rogue Mermaid]

Last party I went to the girls were all in the kitchen...but that was all the booze was. We certainly weren't cooking!