Filch Posted November 22, 2006 Posted November 22, 2006 AAAARRRRGGGGHHGHGHGH I be back and badder than ever. I be sailing over the oceans for weeks and not one sip of rum so i call to thee will thy buy one grouseme pirate a drink Ahah I hope to be talking to ye all soon
kass Posted November 22, 2006 Posted November 22, 2006 Welcome back, Filch darling. And happy birthday! Have one on me, sweets! Building an Empire... one prickety stitch at a time!
Red Cat Jenny Posted November 23, 2006 Posted November 23, 2006 Filch! Ye missed yer Birthday wishes! Happy belated! Weeks at sea and none 't drink? Ray! the lad be thirsty and I be buyin! What'll ye have then? Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.... Her reputation was her livelihood. I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice! My inner voice sometimes has an accent! My wont? A delicious rip in time...
Jacky Tar Posted November 23, 2006 Posted November 23, 2006 "Wot's this Filch, ye took a birthday cruise and ye told no one? Did ye give the ship back when yer cruisin' were over? Belated birthday wishes, young sir."
Filch Posted November 23, 2006 Author Posted November 23, 2006 Ahoy sorry i didnt tell any of you but i been very busy and as for the ship well there was an accident involving me and a well known beast named the kraken I be fine though I left the boat just before it struck. TALK TO YE SOON oh and much abliged for the drinks
Silkie McDonough Posted November 23, 2006 Posted November 23, 2006 Welcome back lad. Now ifin dis wer say two'undred years later I might b acusin m'mates uv corruptin d'morals of a minor wit buyin ya drynks n'all, buot since tis early in d'seventeen'undreds I'm'self m'willin t buy the young lad a flaggon o'stout! oppy berthdey t'ya lad ...beit belated. Now, tell us yer tail uv dis trip det took ya away frum us!
kass Posted November 23, 2006 Posted November 23, 2006 Silkie, I don't think any number of us could corrupt the morals of this lad! Building an Empire... one prickety stitch at a time!
kass Posted November 23, 2006 Posted November 23, 2006 That's the report I hear! Eh Filch? Building an Empire... one prickety stitch at a time!
Filch Posted November 24, 2006 Author Posted November 24, 2006 Well I be probaly corrupt in one way and as for the tale heres how it goes: It be the fifth day of me perilless jounney when on the port side i begin to see a strange fog building up in the distance. Now at first i thought nothing of it as I had seen many a fog storm but this one was strange in its own right for it moved towards me leaving nothing infront or behind. I peered under the water and to my shock I saw the KRAKEN. It was 500 feet long and 250 foot wide. instead of warning my shipmates I took the only life boat and sailed away as I saw my shipmates be devoured by the beast. Indead I should have warned my mates but then again I did get away with all the booty. There be my tale. Every word is true and prestine down to the last letter. Pirates promise
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