New Pirate in Port

[Yersinia Pestis]

It is a dark, gloomy night and the soft light of a distant lantern beckons me. As I approach the pub I hear the ribald voices of the pirates, privateers, rogues and slatternly wenches within. Entering the pub, my eyes dance around the room, surveying the patrons in order to determine if the husbands of my conquests are present. Deciding that I will not die tonight by the blade of a jealous husband, I approach the bar and shout out, “Tavernkeep, I have a bag full of gold and my throat is dry. Bring me rum and drinks for all!”

[Red Cat Jenny]

Welcome and hold tight t' th bag o gold sir!

But not so tight as t' prevent enough coin t' parch me thirst!

Ray be th barkeep and he'll gladly supply the required drinks ye buy as we welcome ye to this fyne establishment!

I'll start with an Ale please!

[CrazyCholeBlack]

ohh, someone's buy tha rum I see. Tis that season so I'll take mine with a side o egg nog, nice and hot if ye please Ray.

Welcome ta tha pub sir. Ye'll 'ave a good circle o friends 'ere so long as ye keep us in rum.

[Jacky Tar]

"Aye, I'll have an egg nog wit' some rum, too. Thank ye! Conquests ye say... tell us more, and welcome t' the pub. We don't see many lawyers... 'course they all be pirates, just the same."

[Silkie McDonough]

Welcome lad!

Tank ya fer d'drynk.

After a few perhaps I'll find someting more t'say. Until den, sláinte!

[Rumba Rue]

Well after I got done laughing at yer name, I took a look at yer bio to see a picture of one really scary pirate.

Welcome to the Pub!

[Yersinia Pestis]

Many thanks to your warm greetings Red Cat, Crazy, Ms. Tar, Silkie and RumbaRue! For some reason I have always been able to make friends with the ladies. But I think with such fine ladies about, I would be wasting our time talking about me conquests. Silkie, I have always had a soft, warm spot in me heart for a Celtic lass. RumbaRue, why would you laugh at me name? I am only the plague of the seven seas. Alas, you have nothing to fear from me, on the contrary, me thinks I should fear what you ladies may do to me. More drinks! I have more gold in me other pockets!

[Jacky Tar]

Many thanks to your warm greetings Red Cat, Crazy, Ms. Tar, Silkie and RumbaRue!  For some reason I have always been able to make friends with the ladies...

"Did he just call me a she? Watch out mates blind pirate on board! It's Mister Tar t' ye, sir. (I checked yer bio; wit' yer name I wasn't too sure about yer gender either.)"

[Yersinia Pestis]

Sorry Mate! Aye laddie, only one good eye, and that one be a bit dim. Besides, you know how lonely seamen be, all that time at sea, ya know. Everything starts to look good. Another tankard for Mr. Tar!

[Jacky Tar]

Sorry Mate! Aye laddie, only one good eye, and that one be a bit dim. Besides, you know how lonely seamen be, all that time at sea, ya know. Everything starts to look good. Another tankard for Mr. Tar!

"Nope! Never been that lonely. But thank ye, fer the ale."