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Whoo Syren!! You get an A plus!! :lol: ...yeah

Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help....

Her reputation was her livelihood.

I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice!

My inner voice sometimes has an accent!

My wont? A delicious rip in time...

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With my recent weight loss I'm trying to find some decent linen clothing that doesn't cost an arm and a leg. I think it'd work out well in this hot summer weather as well as look damn good.

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You will be flogged. And God willing, come morning, you will be flogged some more.

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Matt did you try Old Navy? They have a lot of linen. They're also quite inexpensive. I have bought several linen things there :ph34r:

Also Eddie Bauer and Land's End, LL Bean

and maybe mycubanstore.com for something funky!

Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help....

Her reputation was her livelihood.

I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice!

My inner voice sometimes has an accent!

My wont? A delicious rip in time...

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Wellll? B);)

Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help....

Her reputation was her livelihood.

I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice!

My inner voice sometimes has an accent!

My wont? A delicious rip in time...

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I spent the day in my dress uniform (medals and all)... had a few of the ladies who work around the courthouse look twice. The ADA on this case made a couple of "nice pants" kind of comments as well. :rolleyes:

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Wellll? :ph34r:   ;)

I looked, but it's the end of the season. Not much to pick from. I'll have to wait until next year. I don't much care for the Guayabera style. I don't want to look Cuban, just tropical.

Maybe something kinda like this.

Gotta be long-sleeved so I can roll 'em up, though.

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Matt, yeah end of season is a problem. Gotta start looking in the cruisewear. The cuban thing had some good linen pants. Try importers from Bali too. I love Bali stuff. Or any supplier in Hawaii.

Natural fibers (cotton, canvas, linen) do look good on a man, rolled up sleeves? If ye got the arms for it..mmm!!! ;)

Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help....

Her reputation was her livelihood.

I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice!

My inner voice sometimes has an accent!

My wont? A delicious rip in time...

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I was holding hands with my daughter at the mall a couple weeks ago. She said, "Daddy, why are the veins in your hands so big?"

;)

I told her that's what happens when your body is strong and doesn't have a lot of fat to hide your muscles and veins. I use my hands every day at work for heavy lifting in addition to what I lift at home. They're not FREAKY big veins, but just big enough to outline the muscle. ;)

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Soo...wot yer sayn is you'll be rollin up yer sleeves then matt?

Just wait till the wimmins herebout see ye!

Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help....

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I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice!

My inner voice sometimes has an accent!

My wont? A delicious rip in time...

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Yup. To just below the elbow. Don't want a short sleeved shirt, though. It's just a different look that I don't care for. Maybe next summer y'all could see a photo......

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I don't much care for the Guayabera style. I don't want to look Cuban, just tropical.

Aye, but I do :blink:

I know Matt it be hard to find good things fer men. Its either too flowery, or just plain BORING!! The stuff they has fer lasses puts lad's threads to shame.

I have lost a ton o weight too.

I loooooooove wearing tank tops, spandex shirts, and other tight styles too.

I feel great in them.

I love guayaberas because they look good on me.

I don't like the retro 80s tropical thats out now with all the flowery stuff.

I like more serious tropical prints like conga drums, signs for tropical nightlife, salsa dancers, city lights, and this one pirate print I once saw on a shirt in a Sportif catalog that my step mother in law had at her house a few years ago. I was going to have it ordered for my birthday, but wouldn't ye know, it sold out and they didn't restock it. It was kewl. I hate the big flowery hula hawaiian stuff.

I like pirate shirts too with the strings down me chest in front.

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A little history for Tito:

"The guayabera shirt is a happy odd mix of pockets, buttons, tucks and embroidery, yet its look is perennially hip. "

Pirate shirts...aye. checked sailor shirts too.

Nothing looks better on a man than pirate kit. :rolleyes:

Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help....

Her reputation was her livelihood.

I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice!

My inner voice sometimes has an accent!

My wont? A delicious rip in time...

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Black....

Not all the time....

but black is always sexy..

Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help....

Her reputation was her livelihood.

I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice!

My inner voice sometimes has an accent!

My wont? A delicious rip in time...

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alright this ain't mens clothes - but theres no section fer it, so I like t wear a guys worn t or jersey or jacket or summin..it's like havin his arms about ye when he's not around..sigh..I'm just an ole softy sometimes

This is exactly why I keep a couple jackets in the car. Light, heavy, I'm always, "Hold on, I've got a coat for you..."

Aedon to the rescue. Dress in many layers at a football game, go home half naked.

My jackets are all over the county in various ladies' cars/apartments/houses.

I'm either amazing, or amazingly stupid.

-Aedon

Me mum named me Aedon.

Me mates call me Lucky.

Me enemies call me a bastard.

And anyone in a position of authority calls me

"that lucky bastard Aedon."

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Oh, and an eternally bothersome question-

Scars.

What's the opinion of our fair pub lasses on scars. Not horrific, but noticeable...

Hands and chest, mostly. Knife cuts aren't fun. XD

-Aedon

Me mum named me Aedon.

Me mates call me Lucky.

Me enemies call me a bastard.

And anyone in a position of authority calls me

"that lucky bastard Aedon."

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Ye, the comment in which MadMary has made is true...

There is something about a man with evidance of surviving a 'horrid encounter' of some sort.

But please...no more 'Dead Eye with a Scar over it'....In the last year, I think I counted 12 of them....

It's been done to death!

Think of something ....different!

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Said it before, I'll say it again...

If they got the body for it...no shirt, no shoes, and a low-slung pair of well-worn jeans. But NO butt-crack. Low is one thing, falling off is another. :ph34r:

...schooners, islands, and maroons

and buccaneers and buried gold...

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:ph34r: ..no buttcrack... no refridgerator repairmen for you then?

Aye Ransom I am inclined to agree...jeans or slops, sans shirt and that certain "look"

Then again, regardless of his stature some men just have that instant smile that can knock a gerl over :ph34r:

Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help....

Her reputation was her livelihood.

I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice!

My inner voice sometimes has an accent!

My wont? A delicious rip in time...

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:ph34r::ph34r: No, 6" of buttcrack is NOT a turn-on...no matter what he repairs!

Yeah, I know just a few with that certain smile...and The Look. Killer! Fortunately, I'm married to one. :ph34r: Then there is a certain pyrate I know who has a smile, and eyes that... ahem...never mind. :ph34r:

...schooners, islands, and maroons

and buccaneers and buried gold...

RAKEHELL-1.jpg

You can do everything right, strictly according to procedure, on the ocean, and it'll still kill you. But if you're a good navigator, a least you'll know where you were when you died.......From The Ship Killer by Justin Scott.

"Well, that's just maddeningly unhelpful."....Captain Jack Sparrow

Found in the Ruins — Unique Jewelry

Found in the Ruins — Personal Blog

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