casketchris Posted November 3, 2006 Share Posted November 3, 2006 I have been in the "pub" for a week or so but thought I should make a formal introduction, my name is Chris and I'm one of the founding members of the "Kern County Pirate Guild" along with Kenneth. Nautical acquisition and redistribution specialist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad Matt Posted November 3, 2006 Share Posted November 3, 2006 Well, it's about time y' spoke up, y' filthy bugger! Welcome aboard! You should find plenty o' stuff t' keep y' busy in 'ere. You will be flogged. And God willing, come morning, you will be flogged some more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rumba Rue Posted November 3, 2006 Share Posted November 3, 2006 Aye, welcome to the heathen ring of pirates that like to have fun! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Cat Jenny Posted November 3, 2006 Share Posted November 3, 2006 Ti's a fyne port ye have sailed inta.. many fyne people and fun t' be had! Welcome!! (formally) as is the custom ye'll be buyin th libations....a Grand Marnier if'n ye please Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.... Her reputation was her livelihood. I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice! My inner voice sometimes has an accent! My wont? A delicious rip in time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kenneth Posted November 3, 2006 Share Posted November 3, 2006 Haha! Look at the newbie! I'm like 10 posts ahead of you....now go fetch me a pint of blood from a virgin turkish girl and bring me a donut! "Without caffine, I'd have no personality at all" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrazyCholeBlack Posted November 3, 2006 Share Posted November 3, 2006 Greetin's Chris. I luv it when a new crewe comes inta tha port. Plenty o free drinks. I'll take a rum thank ye. "If part of the goods be plundered by a pirate the proprietor or shipmaster is not entitled to any contribution." An introduction to merchandize, Robert Hamilton, 1777Slightly Obsessed, an 18th Century reenacting blog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hacksaw Riley Posted November 3, 2006 Share Posted November 3, 2006 Welcome from another new 'member' here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arthur Richards from Kent Posted November 3, 2006 Share Posted November 3, 2006 I'll have a Guinness mate and welcomes aboard Touch somebody you don't know today with a smile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casketchris Posted November 5, 2006 Author Share Posted November 5, 2006 Drinks all around (put them on me captains tab, that be Saint Kenneth) Nautical acquisition and redistribution specialist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silkie McDonough Posted November 5, 2006 Share Posted November 5, 2006 Silkie leans in precariously close to the new lad. Welcome lad. Tis always a fine day when d'likes o' you come along. She lightly brushes her cheak against his as she blows a kiss that shivers his timbers past his ear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casketchris Posted November 5, 2006 Author Share Posted November 5, 2006 Nautical acquisition and redistribution specialist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Jack Daniels Posted November 6, 2006 Share Posted November 6, 2006 A hearty welcome to you matey, since your buying, I'll have me grog and a finely roasted turkey leg. I fear not heaven nor hell....for the sea shall judge me!! Captain J. Daniels Better to be hated for who you are.......than loved for who you are not CaptainJackDaniels@pyracy.com Black Pearl Leather & Finery My Webpage Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casketchris Posted November 6, 2006 Author Share Posted November 6, 2006 wow wow wow, i was told nothing about me buying food, just drink ya cheap basterd Nautical acquisition and redistribution specialist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrazyCholeBlack Posted November 7, 2006 Share Posted November 7, 2006 wow wow wow, i was told nothing about me buying food, just drink ya cheap basterd oh but didn't ye put it all on yer good captains tab? Turkey legs all around! "If part of the goods be plundered by a pirate the proprietor or shipmaster is not entitled to any contribution." An introduction to merchandize, Robert Hamilton, 1777Slightly Obsessed, an 18th Century reenacting blog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kenneth Posted November 7, 2006 Share Posted November 7, 2006 I'll buy the man some food.....geesh! BUT NO LEG! you can have a little chicken wing... "Without caffine, I'd have no personality at all" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Handcannon Chris Posted November 7, 2006 Share Posted November 7, 2006 I wanted turtle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casketchris Posted November 7, 2006 Author Share Posted November 7, 2006 no you get a salad Nautical acquisition and redistribution specialist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Handcannon Chris Posted November 7, 2006 Share Posted November 7, 2006 I'm telling Captain on you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. Sterling Posted November 8, 2006 Share Posted November 8, 2006 Welcome to the pub! "I being shot through the left cheek, the bullet striking away great part of my upper jaw, and several teeth which dropt down the deck where I fell... I was forced to write what I would say to prevent the loss of blood, and because of the pain I suffered by speaking."~ Woodes Rogers Crewe of the Archangel http://jcsterlingcptarchang.wix.com/creweofthearchangel# http://creweofthearchangel.wordpress.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Cat Jenny Posted November 8, 2006 Share Posted November 8, 2006 Aye, welcome to the heathen ring of pirates that like to have fun! I'll second that notion! here here! Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.... Her reputation was her livelihood. I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice! My inner voice sometimes has an accent! My wont? A delicious rip in time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casketchris Posted November 8, 2006 Author Share Posted November 8, 2006 he is the one who told me to tell ya salad Nautical acquisition and redistribution specialist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Handcannon Chris Posted November 9, 2006 Share Posted November 9, 2006 Should of know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blind Pew Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 Tav-urn keep, a brace uv roast par-it in orange sauce spiced with saffron, mace n nutmeg wit an ordrr uv baked bred froot drizzled with butta an cin-e-mon! Owl pay me own tab. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silkie McDonough Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 Tav-urn keep, a brace uv roast par-it in orange sauce spiced with saffron, mace n nutmeg wit an ordrr uv baked bred froot drizzled with butta an cin-e-mon! Sounds d'licous but you'll gett better fare at Tsunami Kates. The proprietor, William Red Wake could have his cook whip det up wit no trouble! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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