Red Cat Jenny Posted December 19, 2006 Author Posted December 19, 2006 tee hee! Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.... Her reputation was her livelihood. I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice! My inner voice sometimes has an accent! My wont? A delicious rip in time...
DocF225 Posted December 20, 2006 Posted December 20, 2006 tee hee! Laughed at again... Doc Wiseman - Ship's Physician, Stur.. er... Surgeon Extrodinaire and general scoundrel. Reluctant Temporary Commander of Finnegan's Wake Piracy- Hostile Takeover without the Messy Paperwork We're not Pirates; we're independent maritime property redistribution specialists. Member in good standing Persian Gulf Yacht Club, Gulf of Sidra Yacht Club and the Greater Beruit Rod & Gun Club.
Red Cat Jenny Posted December 21, 2006 Author Posted December 21, 2006 T'wasnt that kind of laugh.. Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.... Her reputation was her livelihood. I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice! My inner voice sometimes has an accent! My wont? A delicious rip in time...
DocF225 Posted December 21, 2006 Posted December 21, 2006 T'wasnt that kind of laugh.. Really? Doc Wiseman - Ship's Physician, Stur.. er... Surgeon Extrodinaire and general scoundrel. Reluctant Temporary Commander of Finnegan's Wake Piracy- Hostile Takeover without the Messy Paperwork We're not Pirates; we're independent maritime property redistribution specialists. Member in good standing Persian Gulf Yacht Club, Gulf of Sidra Yacht Club and the Greater Beruit Rod & Gun Club.
Merrydeath Posted December 24, 2006 Posted December 24, 2006 Here's one for you - Oh, wait... you said no hairy backs. My bad! he's cute and I bet he has some big nuts.. If I am carried off I prefer being carried in front with my legs wrapped around his middle. That way I can still kiss the hell out of him and get a nice jiggle. :) my bad. Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook!
PirateSSe Posted December 24, 2006 Posted December 24, 2006 Here's one for you - Oh, wait... you said no hairy backs. My bad! he's cute and I bet he has some big nuts.. If I am carried off I prefer being carried in front with my legs wrapped around his middle. That way I can still kiss the hell out of him and get a nice jiggle. :) my bad. Silly to say, but there is a furniture store in Tn. or Ar. called "The Brown Squirrel". I laughed my ass off. I imagined that you could trade a few acorns fer a new couch. "Save those sunflower seeds." I said to my husband. Maybe we can get a few new chairs.
The Doctor Posted December 24, 2006 Posted December 24, 2006 Damn! If you ladies are so overwhelmed by a Photoshopped squirrel, the rest of us sorry lot have a pretty good chance! I'll pass on your comments to Frothy personally. He'll be gratified, I'm sure. Yo ho ho! Or does nobody actually say that?
Merrydeath Posted December 24, 2006 Posted December 24, 2006 in another day.. I would say damn right, you have one hell of a chance, you rogue!!.. but I seem to have a new cabin boy in my sights. (eyes brows wiggle, stage right) Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook!
The Doctor Posted December 24, 2006 Posted December 24, 2006 It's enough to know that I've perhaps tickled yer fancy, love. Anything more would have brought endless litigation, not to mention getting tossed out of the Minnesota Ren Fest. Yo ho ho! Or does nobody actually say that?
Merrydeath Posted December 24, 2006 Posted December 24, 2006 It's enough to know that I've perhaps tickled yer fancy, love. Anything more would have brought endless litigation, not to mention getting tossed out of the Minnesota Ren Fest. and the down side of that would be??? and it wasn't my fancy you tickled. hun, I've seen couples do it 5 feet from the walkways at various faires.. a little flirtation is seen as public acting. Some nudity is required for some shows.. Tortuga Twins at the night show for instance. (okay I'm exagerating but they did toss marshmellows into their codpieces and ask someone to fish it out... and she did) Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook!
The Doctor Posted December 24, 2006 Posted December 24, 2006 I'll note that for your appearance at next year's Renaissance Festival. I feel the need to negotiate my position on the crew roster with the good Captain. What say you? Yo ho ho! Or does nobody actually say that?
Merrydeath Posted December 24, 2006 Posted December 24, 2006 I'll note that for your appearance at next year's Renaissance Festival. I feel the need to negotiate my position on the crew roster with the good Captain. What say you? bent over my cleavage trying to find an ice cube.. I said that out loud.. damn. As Capn of the Fools Gold, I would say that positions are earned by HARD work and the SWEAT of ones brow. By MASTERing skills and taking COMMAND when needed. and by plying the Capn with rum and ale as often as possible. Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook!
The Doctor Posted December 24, 2006 Posted December 24, 2006 Meet me at the mead booth. And forget the knickers. Yo ho ho! Or does nobody actually say that?
Merrydeath Posted December 24, 2006 Posted December 24, 2006 Meet me at the mead booth. And forget the knickers. what knickers? okay I wear velvet tights.. very tight. No camel toe but you can tell when I wear undies. Next question? Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook!
Blackfoot Posted December 25, 2006 Posted December 25, 2006 Oh my! What in the hell am I missing here? My visual perception is on over-load now. I think I am going to have a seat and break out the popcorn......I am sorry, did I interrupt something here? I certainly hope not! As I smile and motion with my hand as I sit, "Please don't stop! Continue...." ]
The Doctor Posted December 25, 2006 Posted December 25, 2006 okay I wear velvet tights.. very tight. No camel toe but you can tell when I wear undies.Next question? I remember you wearing a long skirt, but the tights have my full and firm attention, as well. Yo ho ho! Or does nobody actually say that?
Merrydeath Posted December 26, 2006 Posted December 26, 2006 Oh my! What in the hell am I missing here? My visual perception is on over-load now. I think I am going to have a seat and break out the popcorn......I am sorry, did I interrupt something here? I certainly hope not! As I smile and motion with my hand as I sit, "Please don't stop! Continue...." you sir, are a scoundrel and a rogue, and I am sure all of us women are grateful for that!! Breaks out the barrel of rum and passes BF a tankard of it.. We wouldnt want you to choke on something you are eatting, now, would we?? Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook!
DocF225 Posted December 26, 2006 Posted December 26, 2006 Merry in tights and I missed it? Damn the luck gotta pay closer attention... Doc Wiseman - Ship's Physician, Stur.. er... Surgeon Extrodinaire and general scoundrel. Reluctant Temporary Commander of Finnegan's Wake Piracy- Hostile Takeover without the Messy Paperwork We're not Pirates; we're independent maritime property redistribution specialists. Member in good standing Persian Gulf Yacht Club, Gulf of Sidra Yacht Club and the Greater Beruit Rod & Gun Club.
Red Cat Jenny Posted January 7, 2007 Author Posted January 7, 2007 bump - since there are a lot of newbs here Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.... Her reputation was her livelihood. I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice! My inner voice sometimes has an accent! My wont? A delicious rip in time...
Merrydeath Posted January 8, 2007 Posted January 8, 2007 okay.. since some of you have asked me about my avatar.. I know a few members of a band called Blades, that do a little dance and sword act and sing pretty damn good. The big fellow in blue decided to sign the bands name somewhere prominant and asked about my chest. I turned about 5 shades of red and then proudly stood still.. for about 2 seconds. It tickled! and since I was 'aglow' it was hard for him to write. BTW, he had permission from his GF to do it. He wrote "but the Blades love me the best!!' I found out later that it was used for a CD and No, its not Sweating on the Oldies or Dolly Parton sings Pirate Love songs.. Not bad for an old pirate. :) Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook!
DocF225 Posted January 9, 2007 Posted January 9, 2007 Who's an old Pyrate? Certainly not you, Luv. As evidenced by the aforementioned lad wishing to autograph the girls. Doc Wiseman - Ship's Physician, Stur.. er... Surgeon Extrodinaire and general scoundrel. Reluctant Temporary Commander of Finnegan's Wake Piracy- Hostile Takeover without the Messy Paperwork We're not Pirates; we're independent maritime property redistribution specialists. Member in good standing Persian Gulf Yacht Club, Gulf of Sidra Yacht Club and the Greater Beruit Rod & Gun Club.
Honour Bright Posted January 11, 2007 Posted January 11, 2007 I realize I am the new kid on the block so my comments may not be welcome but I like a great pair of boots. Tight breeches and a white gauzy shirt. Preferably blond, not too tall, thin. Eye colour doesn't matter as long as he has two. A great sense of humour and a way with words. Wears a rapier well and has a fantastic strut. As far as Moet and Chandon White Star Extra Dry Champaqne, I just won a bottle in a bet yesterday from one of my favorite pirates. To be shared with me after faire. Taking on the world....one pair of boots at a time! A little bit of this...a little bit of that...a lot of dreams....
PirateSSe Posted January 11, 2007 Posted January 11, 2007 I realize I am the new kid on the block so my comments may not be welcome New people are always welcome!!
Red Cat Jenny Posted January 11, 2007 Author Posted January 11, 2007 Ye be welcome, tho we may tease ye now and then, and it's what YOU like in a pirate..so there is no wrong answer! Two eyes...lol good one - long as theyre lookin at you or ..at least in the same direction..most of the time...well..you know... Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.... Her reputation was her livelihood. I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice! My inner voice sometimes has an accent! My wont? A delicious rip in time...
The Doctor Posted January 13, 2007 Posted January 13, 2007 I realize I am the new kid on the block so my comments may not be welcome... Nonsense! Lot's of room at the Cool Kid's table. :) Yo ho ho! Or does nobody actually say that?
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