What do you like in your Pirate?

[Jacky Tar]

"What kind of bubble gum cards, are ye kids tradin'?" Seems I'm late t' this game. I think I'll sit this hand out.

I pull open my pirate picnic basket, lay out a blanket, and setup a bottle of champagne t' chill. "Any takers?"

[Ransom]

"Champagne? Might it be Moet Chandon White Star Extra Dry?"

With a BBQ'd rib in one hand, I plops meself down on the blanket. "So what's in the basket?"

[Jacky Tar]

"Aye, it is Moet. Alas, it's only the 750ml bottle!" (Need t' plunder a few more ships, fer the big bottle.)

"Is the rib pork, or beef? Did ye bring ribs t' barter fer the Moet champagne?"

"The basket is filled wit' meats, cheeses, french baguettes, fresh veggies, fruit, and some pasta salads!"

[Ransom]

Well, Red Cat brought the ribs, so ya can ask her. I'm not sure what best they came from, but they taste good.

[Red Cat Jenny]

Aye they be a special recipie...glad ye like em! hmm baguettes an cheese? May I have a corner on yer blanket?

[Jacky Tar]

"Aye, Red Cat there's room. Care fer a baguette an' cheese?" Jacky slides over, "The picnic basket is filled wit' good eats, help yer self."

[Red Cat Jenny]

Smiling warmly I sit on the corner bit o the blankit and take some cheese, a slice of apple and....ohhhh! Avacado! yum! Thankee!

[Merrydeath]

I'll see the Guinness, pass on the natives, and raise you... you! :)

[Red Cat Jenny]

hmm, I assume that aint me, LOL! but I'll throw in cajun almonds and raise you a bottle o th goode stuff!

[Jacky Tar]

Jacky chuckles, "Aye, cute as yer arr Red Cat, I hope Merrydeath was raisin' Doc!"

[Mad Matt]

I might hafta quit drinkin'. This thread went from "What do you like in your Pirate?" to raising stakes over what I lost track of and Jacky's Bar and Grill....

[Rogue Mermaid]

I like my pirate to have enough sense to know when to stop talking about how hot other women are!!! He should at least have the intellegence to give me a good ogling once in a while if he's going to talk that way!!!

Sorry,venting......

[Jacky Tar]

I might hafta quit drinkin'. This thread went from "What do you like in your Pirate?" to raising stakes over what I lost track of and Jacky's Bar and Grill....

"Sorry Matt, I too was a bit confused by the rollin' card game; so, I brought in lunch and decided t' watch. I'm sure it'll get back on track... Care fer lunch?"

[Jacky Tar]

I like my pirate to have enough sense to know when to stop talking about how hot other women are!!! He should at least have the intellegence to give me a good ogling once in a while if he's going to talk that way!!!

Sorry,venting......

"Sorry thar Rogue Mermaid, the fella should have more sense. Vent away, sez I. Add t' yer list, I like my pirate to ogle me first."

[Red Cat Jenny]

Grabs the wayward thread of this topic and tucks it neatly back inta place.

Hmm

Ok a hint of formidable pirate under the surface t be exciting, rougish enough t make me stick around helplessly despite that, and a good heart underneath so I know whatever ye be t th rest o the world, I'm safe with ye.

Every now and then a bit of that lost soul - puppy kind of thing So's I jest want te take ye home .

I'll repeat what I said earlier..

One that ambushes ye now and then in true piratey fashion -

Over the shoulder and off t' th Captains cabin! WooHoo!

Then e actually brings ye coffee in th mornin awww

[Jacky Tar]

"Aye, he should ask... No, he should know if'n ye take it wit cream and sugar, too!"

"So, Red Cat is that wit cream an' one lump, or two?" (Gatherin' information fer the lads of course!)

[Red Cat Jenny]

Mischevious dancing eyes peer over the edge of a fine china cup ..cream please, and one sweet n low

[Jacky Tar]

Mischevious dancing eyes peer over the edge of a fine china cup ..cream please, and one sweet n low

"Aye, an' that image is the reason he will bring ye coffee every mornin'..."

[Red Cat Jenny]

*sigh*

[Crimson Blade]

Well, we're still discussin what a gent likes in his lady, so how about a view from the other side of the deck? what do ye like in yer Pirate .....Ladies?

         

Not fussy as long as they have a pulse and don't answer back

[Crimson Blade]

Actually, hairy backs are a BIG turnoff for me.

I don't like any hair that I could potentially snag me rings in!

[The Doctor]

Here's one for you -

Oh, wait... you said no hairy backs. My bad!

[Crimson Blade]

He's got a cute tail though

[Red Cat Jenny]

Oh Jack!

That's just awful

[DocF225]

I'll repeat what I said earlier..

One that ambushes ye now and then in true piratey fashion -

Over the shoulder and off t' th Captains cabin! WooHoo!

Then e actually brings ye coffee in th mornin awww

Wishin this damn shoulder would finally heal up...