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"Champagne? Might it be Moet Chandon White Star Extra Dry?"

With a BBQ'd rib in one hand, I plops meself down on the blanket. "So what's in the basket?"

...schooners, islands, and maroons

and buccaneers and buried gold...

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"Aye, it is Moet. Alas, it's only the 750ml bottle!" (Need t' plunder a few more ships, fer the big bottle.)

"Is the rib pork, or beef? Did ye bring ribs t' barter fer the Moet champagne?"

"The basket is filled wit' meats, cheeses, french baguettes, fresh veggies, fruit, and some pasta salads!"

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Well, Red Cat brought the ribs, so ya can ask her. I'm not sure what best they came from, but they taste good.

...schooners, islands, and maroons

and buccaneers and buried gold...

RAKEHELL-1.jpg

You can do everything right, strictly according to procedure, on the ocean, and it'll still kill you. But if you're a good navigator, a least you'll know where you were when you died.......From The Ship Killer by Justin Scott.

"Well, that's just maddeningly unhelpful."....Captain Jack Sparrow

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Aye they be a special recipie...glad ye like em! hmm baguettes an cheese? May I have a corner on yer blanket?

Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help....

Her reputation was her livelihood.

I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice!

My inner voice sometimes has an accent!

My wont? A delicious rip in time...

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Smiling warmly I sit on the corner bit o the blankit and take some cheese, a slice of apple and....ohhhh! Avacado! yum! Thankee!

Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help....

Her reputation was her livelihood.

I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice!

My inner voice sometimes has an accent!

My wont? A delicious rip in time...

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I'll see the Guinness, pass on the natives, and raise you... you! :)

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hmm, I assume that aint me, LOL! :huh: but I'll throw in cajun almonds and raise you a bottle o th goode stuff!

Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help....

Her reputation was her livelihood.

I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice!

My inner voice sometimes has an accent!

My wont? A delicious rip in time...

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I might hafta quit drinkin'. This thread went from "What do you like in your Pirate?" to raising stakes over what I lost track of and Jacky's Bar and Grill....

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I might hafta quit drinkin'. This thread went from "What do you like in your Pirate?" to raising stakes over what I lost track of and Jacky's Bar and Grill....

"Sorry Matt, I too was a bit confused by the rollin' card game; so, I brought in lunch and decided t' watch. I'm sure it'll get back on track... Care fer lunch?"

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I like my pirate to have enough sense to know when to stop talking about how hot other women are!!! He should at least have the intellegence to give me a good ogling once in a while if he's going to talk that way!!! :lol:

Sorry,venting......

"Sorry thar Rogue Mermaid, the fella should have more sense. Vent away, sez I. Add t' yer list, I like my pirate to ogle me first."

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Grabs the wayward thread of this topic and tucks it neatly back inta place.

Hmm

Ok a hint of formidable pirate under the surface t be exciting, rougish enough t make me stick around helplessly despite that, and a good heart underneath so I know whatever ye be t th rest o the world, I'm safe with ye.

Every now and then a bit of that lost soul - puppy kind of thing So's I jest want te take ye home .

I'll repeat what I said earlier..

One that ambushes ye now and then in true piratey fashion -

Over the shoulder and off t' th Captains cabin! WooHoo! :lol:

Then e actually brings ye coffee in th mornin awww

Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help....

Her reputation was her livelihood.

I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice!

My inner voice sometimes has an accent!

My wont? A delicious rip in time...

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Mischevious dancing eyes peer over the edge of a fine china cup ..cream please, and one sweet n low

Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help....

Her reputation was her livelihood.

I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice!

My inner voice sometimes has an accent!

My wont? A delicious rip in time...

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Oh Jack!

That's just awful B)B)

Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help....

Her reputation was her livelihood.

I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice!

My inner voice sometimes has an accent!

My wont? A delicious rip in time...

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I'll repeat what I said earlier..

One that ambushes ye now and then in true piratey fashion -

Over the shoulder and off t' th Captains cabin! WooHoo! :lol:

Then e actually brings ye coffee in th mornin awww

Wishin this damn shoulder would finally heal up... :lol:

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