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2007 Hot Pirate Babe Calendar


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Treasure your year with the 2007 Hot pirate Babes Calendar! Each month features it’s own delectable wench. They range from a French privateer, a mystical siren beauty, a flintlock wielding Caribbean buccaneer, an exotic South China Sea pirate, and a sexy Captain Morgan raider.

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This calendar is filled with historical dates and pirate quotes that will surely delight all those who are a pirate at heart. In addition to the Hot Pirate Babe Calendar, there is a line of Hot Pirate Babe products such as: wench-wear shirts, postcards, jewelry, and pirate flags. These all predominantly feature the Molly Roger: the first major innovation to the Jolly Roger in three hundred years!

This calendar is a tasteful blend of exquisite costuming, exotic backgrounds, and beautiful women.

For less than a Spanish Galleon, you can get your hands on this plunder at

:DHot Pirate Babes

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Must be a female jolly roger... it appears to have a mop in it :D

<ducks and runs for cover>

Foxe

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Well, ye got my attention.

Hey -- anyone not yet picked up the birthday present ya wanted to get me, you can probably find something worthwhile right here in this thread...

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"He's a Pirate dancer, He dances for money, Any old dollar will do...

"He's a pirate dancer, His dances are funny... 'Cuz he's only got one shoe! Ahhrrr!"

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:D Yar! That be some fine pirate wenches that be! ;)

The photo treatments are a little much though...looks a little artificial. Other than that, cheers to ye mate, and keep up the good work! ;)

Sea Captain: Yar, that be handsome pete, he dances on the pier for nickels!

Sea Captain: Arrr... you gave him a quarter, he'll be dancin all day.

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Sold quite a few postcards or women? :ph34r:

...schooners, islands, and maroons

and buccaneers and buried gold...

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10 year shooting commercial gigs and I can't believe I never jumped the gun on that one!

God I luv the ladies!

All shapes and sizes, you gotta luve em!

Maybe that's the cider talkin' B)

Did I mention AAAARGH!

Rats!

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No rest for the wicked! Wait a minute... that's me?!

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Rats... You could always do one with REAL re-enacting women. Donate a portion to breast cancer research and $Cha-Ching$.

Of course, you would have to have a great big pirate charity ball too....

I'll charge nothing for the idea except to get to hold the lights during the shoot! :(

Greg

Come aboard my pirate re-enacting site

http://www.gentlemenoffortune.com/

Where you will find lots of information on building your authentic Pirate Impression!

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Hold who's lights?

:ph34r::D:D:D

Sorry, sorry.... that was bad...

:D:D:D:lol:

Truly,

D. Lasseter

Captain, The Lucy

Propria Virtute Audax --- In Hoc Signo Vinces

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Cute but I wouldn't buy one. I have my own calendar girl with better duds and body and I get to play with her any time I want. Way more fun than a calendar. Besides, I met that one girl with the red hair in Key West and she creeped me a bit - no one should tie themselves that tight in a corset. Just not natural.

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if we had wimmen like that aboard, it might keep me crew from resorting to sodomy......

fer about fifteen minutes :lol:

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Did anyone find a way to access (i.e.: Preview) the other 11 months' worth of photos other than the one on the cover? I'd be more likely to purchase a copy (honest!) if I knew what else was in there.

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"He's a Pirate dancer, He dances for money, Any old dollar will do...

"He's a pirate dancer, His dances are funny... 'Cuz he's only got one shoe! Ahhrrr!"

FH1040.jpg

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Did anyone find a way to access (i.e.: Preview) the other 11 months' worth of photos other than the one on the cover? I'd be more likely to purchase a copy (honest!) if I knew what else was in there.

Yes, you can see the rest of the pictures at: http://www.HotPirateBabes.com

You can also view his other pictures via links at that site.

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Thanks for all the comments about the calendar.

Overall most people have been impressed with the quality of the calendar and sales have been good. I will be at Escondido Renaissance Faire if you want to pick up one in person or you can view call the calendar girl images on the website: www.hotpiratebabe.com.

I will beginning to work on the 2008 calendar next month, so I can be finished by Feb 2007 which is one it needs to be done to be included in the regular distribution. Because I got started late this year, I couldn't get the calendar placed with any of the big book or calendar chains.

If you are interested in being a model or know someone who would be a great model, have them e-mail me a jpg of them to: tigerlee@hotpiratebabes.com.

I also do custom pirate portraits of both men and women. :huh:

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