DocF225 Posted October 15, 2006 Posted October 15, 2006 Sooooo Rum, Chocolate and Treasure is it? I knew it wasn't "a sense of humor" and some of the other bunk I've heard tell that be interestin to the ladies..... **Checks the stocks** ....Hmmm plenty of rum, a tidy amount of Belgian chocolate and well the treasure chests arrrrr quite full. Guess the Plunder Bunnies have been avoidin the cabana. Doc Wiseman - Ship's Physician, Stur.. er... Surgeon Extrodinaire and general scoundrel. Reluctant Temporary Commander of Finnegan's Wake Piracy- Hostile Takeover without the Messy Paperwork We're not Pirates; we're independent maritime property redistribution specialists. Member in good standing Persian Gulf Yacht Club, Gulf of Sidra Yacht Club and the Greater Beruit Rod & Gun Club.
Red Cat Jenny Posted October 15, 2006 Posted October 15, 2006 Aye th lass's be makin a bee line fer th cabana! Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.... Her reputation was her livelihood. I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice! My inner voice sometimes has an accent! My wont? A delicious rip in time...
Sea Sage Posted October 17, 2006 Posted October 17, 2006 A treasure map to the cabana is what I be wantin!
Merrydeath Posted October 19, 2006 Posted October 19, 2006 Sooooo Rum, Chocolate and Treasure is it? I knew it wasn't "a sense of humor" and some of the other bunk I've heard tell that be interestin to the ladies..... **Checks the stocks** ....Hmmm plenty of rum, a tidy amount of Belgian chocolate and well the treasure chests arrrrr quite full. Guess the Plunder Bunnies have been avoidin the cabana. Mr Depp is pretty as hell, but its not what I look for for real romance/ lustbunnies.. Get me to smile, give me a chocolatey drink, entertain me with stories, then that goes for a lot in me book... slow dance to a song about ships and moons, tell me about how you got that delicious scar, let me beat ya in a game of darts, share a basket of fries... Merry stealthly stashes the stake she stole from Doc's silver chest. Smiling, she slips silently away, shaking a slew of silver in her shirt pocket. Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook!
Jacky Tar Posted October 19, 2006 Posted October 19, 2006 Get me to smile, give me a chocolatey drink... share a basket of fries... Merry stealthly stashes the stake she stole from Doc's silver chest... Jacky stops a cabana boy, "Lad I want ye t' take a chocolate shake and fries, over t' Merrydeath's cabana, and deliver it wit' a smile!" "Oh yes, put it on her tab, since she lifted silver from Doc." Jacky gives the lad a doubloon.
Merrydeath Posted October 19, 2006 Posted October 19, 2006 Jacky!! How dare ya!! Ya never give the cabana boy a doubloon for a tip.. :) I want a chocolatini.. not a shake. even tho.. I could think of several uses for a cold glass of ice cream... Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook!
Jacky Tar Posted October 19, 2006 Posted October 19, 2006 ...even tho.. I could think of several uses for a cold glass of ice cream... ' Note t' self: If Merrydeath invites me t' an icecream social, bring a change of clothes, things could get messy! '
Taemus MacRoegen Posted November 4, 2006 Posted November 4, 2006 Good spiced rum and lots of fresh seafood and I'm all yours... Here's ta' swimmin' wit' loose limbed women.... Iffen ah'm drunk ta' tha' brink, do prop me up, me darlin'... But iffen ah'm anywhere near bein' sober ta' me gills, do buy me a drink!
Red Cat Jenny Posted January 18, 2007 Posted January 18, 2007 bump Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.... Her reputation was her livelihood. I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice! My inner voice sometimes has an accent! My wont? A delicious rip in time...
CrazyCholeBlack Posted January 18, 2007 Posted January 18, 2007 the way to a pirates heart ye ask? In my case it's through several layers of fabric, preferably Irish linen or silk. "If part of the goods be plundered by a pirate the proprietor or shipmaster is not entitled to any contribution." An introduction to merchandize, Robert Hamilton, 1777Slightly Obsessed, an 18th Century reenacting blog
Ransom Posted January 18, 2007 Posted January 18, 2007 Romance, I like a bit of romance. Seems that's kinda dead these days. That doesn't mean ya haveta write me sloppy poems, send big red heart boxes full of fattening chocolate, or suffer through a chick-flick. It's little, personal things that let a girl know she's special, that you took the time to think about her. Guys can never go wrong with a bit o' romance. ...schooners, islands, and maroons and buccaneers and buried gold... You can do everything right, strictly according to procedure, on the ocean, and it'll still kill you. But if you're a good navigator, a least you'll know where you were when you died.......From The Ship Killer by Justin Scott. "Well, that's just maddeningly unhelpful."....Captain Jack Sparrow Found in the Ruins — Unique Jewelry Found in the Ruins — Personal Blog
Jacky Tar Posted January 18, 2007 Posted January 18, 2007 Jacky sits takin' notes: chocolate (white, I believe), no sloppy poems, chick flicks ('Sleepless in Seattle', 'Maid in Manhatten', check... check...). Is this romance or a shoppin' list? How 'bout openin' carriage doors, pickin' wild flowers (or Trader Joe's), an makin' dinner fer two (or reservations at Tsunami Kates)?
Ransom Posted January 18, 2007 Posted January 18, 2007 Nay, Mr. Tar, ya missed a key word in there "doesn't " I said that ya didn't need any of those things...okay, maybe the white chocolate. But your suggestions are just the thing I meant. ...schooners, islands, and maroons and buccaneers and buried gold... You can do everything right, strictly according to procedure, on the ocean, and it'll still kill you. But if you're a good navigator, a least you'll know where you were when you died.......From The Ship Killer by Justin Scott. "Well, that's just maddeningly unhelpful."....Captain Jack Sparrow Found in the Ruins — Unique Jewelry Found in the Ruins — Personal Blog
Red Cat Jenny Posted January 18, 2007 Posted January 18, 2007 Aye, if a man want a pirate weak in her knees..he needs ta know how ta get her so. Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.... Her reputation was her livelihood. I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice! My inner voice sometimes has an accent! My wont? A delicious rip in time...
Yersinia Pestis Posted January 19, 2007 Posted January 19, 2007 I'm with Doc. Cold steel between the third and forth ribs.
Red Cat Jenny Posted January 19, 2007 Posted January 19, 2007 It's much too late for me to post here..yep, better not. Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.... Her reputation was her livelihood. I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice! My inner voice sometimes has an accent! My wont? A delicious rip in time...
Salty Posted January 19, 2007 Posted January 19, 2007 well now depends...... if an enemy then best way to the blackguards heart be a lead ball if a lover an or friends..... ah well to each thier own method be Mud Slinging Pyromanic , Errrrrr Ship's Potter at ye service Vagabond's Rogue Potter Wench First Mate of the Fairge Iolaire Me weapons o choice be lots o mud, sharp pointy sticks, an string
lady snow Posted January 19, 2007 Posted January 19, 2007 How 'bout openin' carriage doors, pickin' wild flowers (or Trader Joe's), an makin' dinner fer two (or reservations at Tsunami Kates)? you can open my carriage door. pick me wild flowers or take me to to the tsunami kate anytime you wish, jacky! ~snow with faith, trust and pixiedust, everything is possible if it be tourist season, why can't we shoot them? IWG #3057 - Local 9 emmf steel rose player - bella donna, 2005 improv cast member and dance instructor - fort tryon medieval festival lady neige - midsummer renaissance faire
Patrick Hand Posted January 19, 2007 Posted January 19, 2007 Aye, if a man want a pirate weak in her knees.. Wot if a Pyrate be wantin'.... "a week on or between her knees.. " <hadda keep it kinda-sorta almost PG-13......> See miss-reading a word in a post can be kinda interesting........
Red Cat Jenny Posted January 20, 2007 Posted January 20, 2007 Aye, I was sorta waitin fer that one after I re read what I posted lol.... Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.... Her reputation was her livelihood. I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice! My inner voice sometimes has an accent! My wont? A delicious rip in time...
Red Cat Jenny Posted January 20, 2007 Posted January 20, 2007 See miss-reading a word in a post can be kinda interesting........ *sigh* ye and BlackJohn... Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.... Her reputation was her livelihood. I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice! My inner voice sometimes has an accent! My wont? A delicious rip in time...
Red Cat Jenny Posted January 21, 2007 Posted January 21, 2007 I have always been a sucker for two things..an accent and a tricorn... In school when we learned about the Colonies, there was a picture in the book of a man in a long coat with a sword and a tricorn hat...*sigh* I think it was my first crush..lol Maybe he was really a pirate... Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.... Her reputation was her livelihood. I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice! My inner voice sometimes has an accent! My wont? A delicious rip in time...
Ransom Posted January 21, 2007 Posted January 21, 2007 Aye, if a man want a pirate weak in her knees.. Wot if a Pyrate be wantin'.... "a week on or between her knees.. " <hadda keep it kinda-sorta almost PG-13......> See miss-reading a word in a post can be kinda interesting........ Better order up a bushel of oysters from Tsunami Kate's before ya try that, mate! ...schooners, islands, and maroons and buccaneers and buried gold... You can do everything right, strictly according to procedure, on the ocean, and it'll still kill you. But if you're a good navigator, a least you'll know where you were when you died.......From The Ship Killer by Justin Scott. "Well, that's just maddeningly unhelpful."....Captain Jack Sparrow Found in the Ruins — Unique Jewelry Found in the Ruins — Personal Blog
Merrydeath Posted January 22, 2007 Posted January 22, 2007 Aye, if a man want a pirate weak in her knees.. Wot if a Pyrate be wantin'.... "a week on or between her knees.. " <hadda keep it kinda-sorta almost PG-13......> See miss-reading a word in a post can be kinda interesting........ a week????? he would be tongue tied and she would be weak in the knees.. or would that be week in the knees?? very good you two.. you made me blow pepsi out my nose. Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook!
Red Cat Jenny Posted February 1, 2007 Posted February 1, 2007 Just bumpin Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.... Her reputation was her livelihood. I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice! My inner voice sometimes has an accent! My wont? A delicious rip in time...
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