Filch Posted September 28, 2006 Share Posted September 28, 2006 Ahoy there shipmates A few moons ago i was thinkin of the many ways to get to a pyrates heart And then i realised: 10 bottles of rum a lot of manipulation and a little bit of Filch charm If you know of any other ways to a pyrates heart than please let me know (Im on a mistress hunt) Filch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hester Posted September 28, 2006 Share Posted September 28, 2006 Rum & butter tarts! (And no, I'm not referring to trollops covered in grease). Cheers, Hester Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocF225 Posted September 29, 2006 Share Posted September 29, 2006 With a cutlass through his rib cage? Doc Wiseman - Ship's Physician, Stur.. er... Surgeon Extrodinaire and general scoundrel. Reluctant Temporary Commander of Finnegan's Wake Piracy- Hostile Takeover without the Messy Paperwork We're not Pirates; we're independent maritime property redistribution specialists. Member in good standing Persian Gulf Yacht Club, Gulf of Sidra Yacht Club and the Greater Beruit Rod & Gun Club. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red-Handed Jill Posted September 29, 2006 Share Posted September 29, 2006 I'm with ya on that one, Doc! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Doctor Posted September 29, 2006 Share Posted September 29, 2006 (And no, I'm not referring to trollops covered in grease). But, why not?! Yo ho ho! Or does nobody actually say that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hester Posted September 29, 2006 Share Posted September 29, 2006 (And no, I'm not referring to trollops covered in grease). But, why not?! Well, now, Jack, I'm thinking the trollops be more to your taste. But, I wouldn't turn down Stuart Townsend smeared in butter as an afternoon treat, if you get my meaning. Cheers, Hester Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Cat Jenny Posted October 1, 2006 Share Posted October 1, 2006 Might sound dumb Mr. Filch...but flowers *sigh* ye ca't go wrong whether a single stolen bloom from her own front garden or a nice bunch from a shop. What lady pirate could resist? That an makin her laugh.. happy hunting lad! Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.... Her reputation was her livelihood. I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice! My inner voice sometimes has an accent! My wont? A delicious rip in time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cpt. Alva Posted October 1, 2006 Share Posted October 1, 2006 Flowers are not treasure under any circumstances, unless said flowers are made out of gold. The only thing a pirate gives is a bludgerin, or lice...... "Disobediant Monkeys will be shot, Disobediant Undead Monkeys will be shot repeatedly until morale improves" "They Says Cap'n Alva went funny in the head and turned to Cannibalism while marooned on a peninsula."- Overheard in a nearby camp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Cat Jenny Posted October 1, 2006 Share Posted October 1, 2006 Oh.. what lucky woman could resisit either *snicker* You have to accompany the flowers with a little rougishness.."Stand and deliver!" as it were.... and boots....boots help Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.... Her reputation was her livelihood. I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice! My inner voice sometimes has an accent! My wont? A delicious rip in time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merrydeath Posted October 3, 2006 Share Posted October 3, 2006 okay.. the boots do help. and a leather tunic, or at least the caveliar hat. Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Filch Posted October 3, 2006 Author Share Posted October 3, 2006 Ah its good to see so many people trying to unlock the secrets of a pyrates heart. I hope ye carry on talking p.s: flowers arnt good especially if there poisonous Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scrounger Posted October 5, 2006 Share Posted October 5, 2006 I Always Fort It Twas Grog & Pretending I Liked There Music Mate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hester Posted October 5, 2006 Share Posted October 5, 2006 okay.. the boots do help. and a leather tunic, Yeah, leather in general is good: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jim hawkins Posted October 5, 2006 Share Posted October 5, 2006 The real way to a pyrates heart....tiny submarines. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hester Posted October 5, 2006 Share Posted October 5, 2006 The real way to a pyrates heart....tiny submarines. Or tiny cardboard ships: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hester Posted October 5, 2006 Share Posted October 5, 2006 A box of Guylian Belgian chocolate seashells: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Cat Jenny Posted October 5, 2006 Share Posted October 5, 2006 oooh I've had those chocolates..MMMMMmmm!!!! Although I prefer raspberries and dark chocolate.. Now THIS dessert..needs no topping....except me. YUM!! Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.... Her reputation was her livelihood. I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice! My inner voice sometimes has an accent! My wont? A delicious rip in time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hester Posted October 5, 2006 Share Posted October 5, 2006 Now THIS dessert..needs no topping....except me. YUM!! Yes, ... but imagine him covered in butterscotch sauce! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Cat Jenny Posted October 5, 2006 Share Posted October 5, 2006 Oh ..I can't ...I lose control.....heehee Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.... Her reputation was her livelihood. I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice! My inner voice sometimes has an accent! My wont? A delicious rip in time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocF225 Posted October 5, 2006 Share Posted October 5, 2006 figgers.... another pretty- boy, pyrate wannabe... got all the lasses swoonin and fannin themselves.... Where's me rum dammit... Doc Wiseman - Ship's Physician, Stur.. er... Surgeon Extrodinaire and general scoundrel. Reluctant Temporary Commander of Finnegan's Wake Piracy- Hostile Takeover without the Messy Paperwork We're not Pirates; we're independent maritime property redistribution specialists. Member in good standing Persian Gulf Yacht Club, Gulf of Sidra Yacht Club and the Greater Beruit Rod & Gun Club. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Cat Jenny Posted October 6, 2006 Share Posted October 6, 2006 Well now please endulge th ladies out there.... there arent enough o ye piratey men in our everyday lives so's we needs our lil fantasies.. It's the romantic, funny, overconfident, tough yet occasionally childlike wrapped in the potential for danger and general scoundriliness (is that a word) the whole general uncertainty that is for women what a bodacious rack with a willing smile and some really good connections for sports tickets, pistols or whatnot is for men. Not to sound shallow. LOL. There is of course a lot more than that but we're just havin some fun me n th other lasses.... ye kno we likes ye all ye manly men!!!! Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.... Her reputation was her livelihood. I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice! My inner voice sometimes has an accent! My wont? A delicious rip in time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sea Sage Posted October 13, 2006 Share Posted October 13, 2006 How's a moonlit cruise, with a romantic shanty, and dubloons overflow'n the treasure chest to reach a pyrate ladies heart? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Cat Jenny Posted October 14, 2006 Share Posted October 14, 2006 Ahhh just add copious amounts of alchohol (or chocolate for those who don't drink) and that "come hither look" stir well and serve.... Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.... Her reputation was her livelihood. I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice! My inner voice sometimes has an accent! My wont? A delicious rip in time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hester Posted October 14, 2006 Share Posted October 14, 2006 just add copious amounts of alchohol (or chocolate for those who don't drink) ... or alcohol AND chocolates for those of us with multiple addictions... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Cat Jenny Posted October 14, 2006 Share Posted October 14, 2006 Three cheers for ye Hester! Yer a gerl who knows how ta enjoy to th fullest! Look out lads she be dangerous! Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.... Her reputation was her livelihood. I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice! My inner voice sometimes has an accent! My wont? A delicious rip in time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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