Patrick Hand Posted December 19, 2007 Posted December 19, 2007 the serving wench is a former las vegas showgirl. A realy Old former Las Vegas showgirl.............
Ransom Posted December 19, 2007 Posted December 19, 2007 In a word....pleather **Ransom falls down in a dead faint — being highly allergic to pleather** ...schooners, islands, and maroons and buccaneers and buried gold... You can do everything right, strictly according to procedure, on the ocean, and it'll still kill you. But if you're a good navigator, a least you'll know where you were when you died.......From The Ship Killer by Justin Scott. "Well, that's just maddeningly unhelpful."....Captain Jack Sparrow Found in the Ruins — Unique Jewelry Found in the Ruins — Personal Blog
Red Cat Jenny Posted December 20, 2007 Posted December 20, 2007 Agh! Quick ..Ransom! ...smell this cow!!!! Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.... Her reputation was her livelihood. I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice! My inner voice sometimes has an accent! My wont? A delicious rip in time...
Red Cat Jenny Posted January 7, 2008 Posted January 7, 2008 The ship is covered with NASCAR stickers Everyone gets proofed for Rhum The anchor is a cheap foam prop and floats uselessly when tossed overboard The sea is sudsy...bathtub sudsy The pirates names all rhyme The sails are all billowed one way and the ship moves the other They make a fuel stop Velcro Gopher from the loveboat is aboard wearing an eyepatch Everyone is wearing an eyepatch Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.... Her reputation was her livelihood. I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice! My inner voice sometimes has an accent! My wont? A delicious rip in time...
Aedon Posted January 7, 2008 Posted January 7, 2008 ..."I want to sing and dance, I want to sing and dance, I want to be a pirate from the pirates of Penzance"... -Aedon Me mum named me Aedon. Me mates call me Lucky. Me enemies call me a bastard. And anyone in a position of authority calls me "that lucky bastard Aedon."
Patrick Hand Posted January 7, 2008 Posted January 7, 2008 Captain "Alright then.... we'll ALL sing and dance..." Grumbling from the Crew.... Captain "I SAID WE'LL ALL SING AND DANCE, or you'll walk th' plank...." All (slightly off key) " I want to sing and dance I want to sing and dance I want to be a Pirate from the Pirates of Penzance Wear me silver buckled slippers and my tight shinny pants..... I want to sing and dance................." Awh... the singing is great.... but think of the chorography.....
Ransom Posted January 7, 2008 Posted January 7, 2008 Why does the "I've Got Cabin Fever" song from Muppet Treasure Island come to mind just now? You know it's a bad Pirate movie when the boat doesn't move, instead the cameraman bobs and rolls the camera up and down. ...schooners, islands, and maroons and buccaneers and buried gold... You can do everything right, strictly according to procedure, on the ocean, and it'll still kill you. But if you're a good navigator, a least you'll know where you were when you died.......From The Ship Killer by Justin Scott. "Well, that's just maddeningly unhelpful."....Captain Jack Sparrow Found in the Ruins — Unique Jewelry Found in the Ruins — Personal Blog
Cap'n Pete Straw Posted January 13, 2008 Posted January 13, 2008 The cannons don't recoil. When the ship lurches, half the people are thrown one way, the other half are thrown mysteriously in the other direction. Bob Hope keeps saying his lines directly into the camera. Instead of wearing earrings, the pirates are wearing nipple rings. "He's a Pirate dancer, He dances for money, Any old dollar will do... "He's a pirate dancer, His dances are funny... 'Cuz he's only got one shoe! Ahhrrr!"
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