Capt. Sterling Posted September 25, 2007 Share Posted September 25, 2007 6) The cannon don't move when fired OMG, DON'T YOU JUST HATE THIS?! "I being shot through the left cheek, the bullet striking away great part of my upper jaw, and several teeth which dropt down the deck where I fell... I was forced to write what I would say to prevent the loss of blood, and because of the pain I suffered by speaking."~ Woodes Rogers Crewe of the Archangel http://jcsterlingcptarchang.wix.com/creweofthearchangel# http://creweofthearchangel.wordpress.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Hand Posted September 25, 2007 Share Posted September 25, 2007 7) Paris Hilton appears as a wench and breaks a nail8) No one flinches, get sick or bleeds...well except for Paris Hilton In the form ya hadda fill out fer the Pyrate Reality show........ They asked you what would you do for money... I said (well I wrote) I would sleep thit Paris Hilton.... (well she is kinda cute)...... Do you think that is why they didn't accept me on that tv show........ Yah..... given the chance (I have no morals)..... I'd have sex with Paris Hilton....... (an befor her boob job would be better..... I thought she was kinda sexy......) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graydog Posted September 25, 2007 Share Posted September 25, 2007 Its not a porno pirate movie and yet, the best actor in the movie is Ron Jeremy. Why am I sharing my opinion? Because I am a special snowflake who has an opinion of such import that it must be shared and because people really care what I think! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lady renee Posted September 26, 2007 Share Posted September 26, 2007 the parrot in the movie was owned by a magician. a pirate's life for me(gold, rum and men). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Cat Jenny Posted October 7, 2007 Share Posted October 7, 2007 A giant bar of soap floats past the ship subtitles when the ship sails engine noises can be heard gratuitous parrots Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.... Her reputation was her livelihood. I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice! My inner voice sometimes has an accent! My wont? A delicious rip in time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surfer Joe Posted October 7, 2007 Share Posted October 7, 2007 Hester appears in a cameo role as the "Cruise Director". Kowabunga, baby! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hester Posted October 7, 2007 Share Posted October 7, 2007 The "First Mate" is a raven-haired secret agent, under cover as a beach bum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dex Posted October 7, 2007 Share Posted October 7, 2007 There's a tiki bar on the poop-deck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss Rosy Palm Posted October 7, 2007 Share Posted October 7, 2007 Eduardo makes an appearance as the villainous cabana boy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surfer Joe Posted October 7, 2007 Share Posted October 7, 2007 The lovely and talented Miss Rosy Palm has a role as a deckhand. Kowabunga, baby! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hester Posted October 7, 2007 Share Posted October 7, 2007 The pirate ship grows a pair of dragon wings and flies off into outer space. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casketchris Posted October 7, 2007 Share Posted October 7, 2007 its based on a ride at disneyland... Nautical acquisition and redistribution specialist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Cat Jenny Posted October 11, 2007 Share Posted October 11, 2007 The accents constantly change One even has a drawl They say "Me bucko" all the time The ship has a big wind up key in back Rosie shows up looking for the Bounty They Microbrew the grog The meanest guy bears an eerie resemblence to Captain Crunch and talks about milk way too much Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.... Her reputation was her livelihood. I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice! My inner voice sometimes has an accent! My wont? A delicious rip in time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ransom Posted October 11, 2007 Share Posted October 11, 2007 It's only called a pirate movie, because while doing the horizontal bop everywhere on the ship, the man wears a hoop earring, and a patch over one eye, and the woman has large tattoos and keeps her high-heeled bucket boots on. They both, at the critical moment, yell, "Arrrrrrr...." ...schooners, islands, and maroons and buccaneers and buried gold... You can do everything right, strictly according to procedure, on the ocean, and it'll still kill you. But if you're a good navigator, a least you'll know where you were when you died.......From The Ship Killer by Justin Scott. "Well, that's just maddeningly unhelpful."....Captain Jack Sparrow Found in the Ruins — Unique Jewelry Found in the Ruins — Personal Blog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Hand Posted October 11, 2007 Share Posted October 11, 2007 They both, at the critical moment, yell, "Arrrrrrr...." Hey... I've...... eeergh.... Well a friend of mine saw that movie...... And told me alla bout it...... (yah.... that's it.... it was a friend that saw that movie....) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lady renee Posted October 16, 2007 Share Posted October 16, 2007 the pirate ship is on loan from the treasure island hotel in las vegas. a pirate's life for me(gold, rum and men). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matusalem Posted October 16, 2007 Share Posted October 16, 2007 Pirates can chop solid hickory baseball bats in half with their cutlasses, when attacked by street gang members. (Matusalem 1993 Telefilm Canada). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacky Tar Posted October 17, 2007 Share Posted October 17, 2007 Pirates can chop solid hickory baseball bats in half with their cutlasses, when attacked by street gang members. (Matusalem 1993 Telefilm Canada). I think I've seen that one on YouTube! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ransom Posted October 17, 2007 Share Posted October 17, 2007 They both, at the critical moment, yell, "Arrrrrrr...." Hey... I've...... eeergh.... Well a friend of mine saw that movie...... And told me alla bout it...... (yah.... that's it.... it was a friend that saw that movie....) Sure, and that's what they all say. (Starts rumaging through Patrick's pirate DVD collection.......Mupet Treasure Island, POTC 1 & 2, Cutthroat Island, Black Beard, Hook,...........Ah HA!) ...schooners, islands, and maroons and buccaneers and buried gold... You can do everything right, strictly according to procedure, on the ocean, and it'll still kill you. But if you're a good navigator, a least you'll know where you were when you died.......From The Ship Killer by Justin Scott. "Well, that's just maddeningly unhelpful."....Captain Jack Sparrow Found in the Ruins — Unique Jewelry Found in the Ruins — Personal Blog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Cat Jenny Posted October 17, 2007 Share Posted October 17, 2007 The ship lists to Port...everything slides to Starboard Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.... Her reputation was her livelihood. I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice! My inner voice sometimes has an accent! My wont? A delicious rip in time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. Bo of the WTF co. Posted October 18, 2007 Share Posted October 18, 2007 A band of Ninjas appear from out of nowhere kicking the crap outta everyone, when they suddenly realize they are on the wrong set! ( I saw this on a really really really bad horror film a long time ago. The head honcho looks at the camera and says... "Sorry; Bad sushi"... and they just ran off with all the horror film actors/actresses lying about in the alley looking stupid.) The basis of the film WAS Pyrate related though. It was about a cursed piece of jewlry from some never heard of Pyrates treasure. The amazing thing was that it was so low-budget they didn't even edit that out! Kinda made the movie worth watching though. ) Bo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Cat Jenny Posted October 18, 2007 Share Posted October 18, 2007 All weaponry, alchohol, rigging and ship rails have warning disclaimer labels Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.... Her reputation was her livelihood. I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice! My inner voice sometimes has an accent! My wont? A delicious rip in time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lady renee Posted November 28, 2007 Share Posted November 28, 2007 the serving wench is a former las vegas showgirl. a pirate's life for me(gold, rum and men). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Will Fiddle Posted November 29, 2007 Share Posted November 29, 2007 All the cabins and hold areas have 8 to 10 foot ceilings. But when you cut to stock footage exteior shots the ship is clearly tiny. Then Deck shots get big again, and people fight with no gear to obstruct them. When they cut ropes, nothing happens to the canvas or rigging, but they can swing to ANY place on the ship or a nearby ship. Your most and obliged humble servant, William Dezoma Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Cat Jenny Posted December 19, 2007 Share Posted December 19, 2007 In a word....pleather Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.... Her reputation was her livelihood. I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice! My inner voice sometimes has an accent! My wont? A delicious rip in time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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