Cheeky Actress Posted August 28, 2006 Share Posted August 28, 2006 JohnnyTarr...Story! Good Heavens....I'm in the room! Member of "The Forsaken" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rateye Posted August 28, 2006 Author Share Posted August 28, 2006 Lest my life be taken from me dear lady, I will be there without a doubt! Sounds like it's sure to be a weekend to be remembered! Still wondering bout that belt you'd be needing? Aye, Sunday the 3rd would be the day for Bristol. Rats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. Sterling Posted August 28, 2006 Share Posted August 28, 2006 Any ideas? What's the 17th century equivalent of duct tape? Join my crewe... you can be the Keeper of the Actress!!! "I being shot through the left cheek, the bullet striking away great part of my upper jaw, and several teeth which dropt down the deck where I fell... I was forced to write what I would say to prevent the loss of blood, and because of the pain I suffered by speaking."~ Woodes Rogers Crewe of the Archangel http://jcsterlingcptarchang.wix.com/creweofthearchangel# http://creweofthearchangel.wordpress.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. Sterling Posted August 28, 2006 Share Posted August 28, 2006 First of all which lips? Second use tarred hemp and sailcloth for a gag. Third I found a nice handcuff knot that gets really tight when pulled and is hard to loosen. Fourth who are we doing this to? Cheeky who else? And a gold Guniea to the one who can keep her tied up for more than ten minutes!!!!!!!!!!!! "I being shot through the left cheek, the bullet striking away great part of my upper jaw, and several teeth which dropt down the deck where I fell... I was forced to write what I would say to prevent the loss of blood, and because of the pain I suffered by speaking."~ Woodes Rogers Crewe of the Archangel http://jcsterlingcptarchang.wix.com/creweofthearchangel# http://creweofthearchangel.wordpress.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rateye Posted August 28, 2006 Author Share Posted August 28, 2006 Trust ol' Rats, when he say's, you'll be earning yer money on that one maties! She's a hair puller with tiger claws she is! (As he cautiously stepps backwards, allowinig the foolish to try their luck!) I will order another round and watch the fireworks though! Good luck to ya lads! Rats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. Sterling Posted August 28, 2006 Share Posted August 28, 2006 JohnnyTarr...Story! Good Heavens....I'm in the room! Yes? And??!? "I being shot through the left cheek, the bullet striking away great part of my upper jaw, and several teeth which dropt down the deck where I fell... I was forced to write what I would say to prevent the loss of blood, and because of the pain I suffered by speaking."~ Woodes Rogers Crewe of the Archangel http://jcsterlingcptarchang.wix.com/creweofthearchangel# http://creweofthearchangel.wordpress.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheeky Actress Posted August 28, 2006 Share Posted August 28, 2006 My word! Lilly says looking about. "You all think I'm something of a hellyin, do you now? Just wait until you truly see me in my 'better light'. Of course, I shall be on my best behavior with me Captain by my side. Member of "The Forsaken" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Story Posted August 28, 2006 Share Posted August 28, 2006 Join my crewe... you can be the Keeper of the Actress!!! Only if you treble my share of the spoils. And a gold Guniea to the one who can keep her tied up for more than ten minutes!!!!!!!!!!!! Well, ya see there's a rope trick called the 'hog tie' which, while no more complicated than rigging a Ketch, does require some enthusiasm. Walk with me, we'll talk.... Dances for nickels. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. Sterling Posted August 28, 2006 Share Posted August 28, 2006 My word! Lilly says looking about. "You all think I'm something of a hellyin, do you now? Just wait until you truly see me in my 'better light'. Of course, I shall be on my best behavior with me Captain by my side. and since when do I make a difference? snickering in the background "I being shot through the left cheek, the bullet striking away great part of my upper jaw, and several teeth which dropt down the deck where I fell... I was forced to write what I would say to prevent the loss of blood, and because of the pain I suffered by speaking."~ Woodes Rogers Crewe of the Archangel http://jcsterlingcptarchang.wix.com/creweofthearchangel# http://creweofthearchangel.wordpress.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. Sterling Posted August 28, 2006 Share Posted August 28, 2006 Join my crewe... you can be the Keeper of the Actress!!! Only if you treble my share of the spoils. hmmm as Keeper of the Actress, I shall throw in free medical attention as well....yer going to be needing it. "I being shot through the left cheek, the bullet striking away great part of my upper jaw, and several teeth which dropt down the deck where I fell... I was forced to write what I would say to prevent the loss of blood, and because of the pain I suffered by speaking."~ Woodes Rogers Crewe of the Archangel http://jcsterlingcptarchang.wix.com/creweofthearchangel# http://creweofthearchangel.wordpress.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheeky Actress Posted August 28, 2006 Share Posted August 28, 2006 I shall throw in free medical attention as well....yer going to be needing it. Her eyes narrow. "Ha..Ha....laugh it up Feather Boy!" Member of "The Forsaken" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. Sterling Posted August 28, 2006 Share Posted August 28, 2006 Oh darlin, I'm no angel...not any more! :) "I being shot through the left cheek, the bullet striking away great part of my upper jaw, and several teeth which dropt down the deck where I fell... I was forced to write what I would say to prevent the loss of blood, and because of the pain I suffered by speaking."~ Woodes Rogers Crewe of the Archangel http://jcsterlingcptarchang.wix.com/creweofthearchangel# http://creweofthearchangel.wordpress.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Story Posted August 28, 2006 Share Posted August 28, 2006 Oh darlin, I'm no angel...not any more! :) Err.. well then... Dances for nickels. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rateye Posted August 28, 2006 Author Share Posted August 28, 2006 Something tells me the lads injuries will be well beyond my abilities to mend. Unless of coarse yer already a eunuch? Since that's usually the first limbs to go mate! Remember boy-o, The Lord loves a madman! But my money is on the lady! Cheers! Rats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. Sterling Posted August 28, 2006 Share Posted August 28, 2006 Mine too! "I being shot through the left cheek, the bullet striking away great part of my upper jaw, and several teeth which dropt down the deck where I fell... I was forced to write what I would say to prevent the loss of blood, and because of the pain I suffered by speaking."~ Woodes Rogers Crewe of the Archangel http://jcsterlingcptarchang.wix.com/creweofthearchangel# http://creweofthearchangel.wordpress.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheeky Actress Posted August 28, 2006 Share Posted August 28, 2006 May the God Lord Bless all of thee and show thee good fortune! Member of "The Forsaken" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rateye Posted August 29, 2006 Author Share Posted August 29, 2006 And may the Lord watch over thee, good mistress! Me thinks that Sunday will not be a day of rest We all best get plenty of sleep! Rats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap'n Pete Straw Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 Good Lord, what happened to this thread? The smaller shackles I have may actually do the trick, but we would have to try them on for size. They are considerably smaller than the "regular" shackles. Of course, there's also standard (modern) handcuffs... Regarding the rope thing -- this gives "peace-tying" a whole new meaning. "He's a Pirate dancer, He dances for money, Any old dollar will do... "He's a pirate dancer, His dances are funny... 'Cuz he's only got one shoe! Ahhrrr!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap'n Pete Straw Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 So let me get this straight... Sunday? Sunday? I have to start the negotiations all over again... (Sunday, apparently, does not equal Monday). Are you all sure? You are all planning to hit the Faire on Sunday September 3? "He's a Pirate dancer, He dances for money, Any old dollar will do... "He's a pirate dancer, His dances are funny... 'Cuz he's only got one shoe! Ahhrrr!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap'n Pete Straw Posted September 12, 2006 Share Posted September 12, 2006 For the record, Cheeky Actress was able to slip her wrists out of the smallest shackles I had. I think we need to consider thumbscrews. "He's a Pirate dancer, He dances for money, Any old dollar will do... "He's a pirate dancer, His dances are funny... 'Cuz he's only got one shoe! Ahhrrr!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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