Hester Posted August 10, 2006 Share Posted August 10, 2006 I have iron-deficiency anaemia. Molasses is an excellent source of iron. Rum is made from molasses. Therefore, I should drink rum for my health. Any similar deep thoughts? H. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lady snow Posted August 23, 2006 Share Posted August 23, 2006 5 servings of fruit daily wine made from grapes grapes are fruit drink 5 glassews of wine daily for fruit rda ~snow with faith, trust and pixiedust, everything is possible if it be tourist season, why can't we shoot them? IWG #3057 - Local 9 emmf steel rose player - bella donna, 2005 improv cast member and dance instructor - fort tryon medieval festival lady neige - midsummer renaissance faire Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap'n Slappy Posted August 24, 2006 Share Posted August 24, 2006 Orange juice boosts immunity and keeps scurvy at bay. Alcohol kills off present infections. Rum contains this miraculous alcohol. Therefore: A nice rum and orange will stave off illness and cure ye o' the nasties. Drink up, me hearties, yo ho! Cap'n Slappy www.talklikeapirate.com My Webpage capnslappy@talklikeapirate.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arthur Richards from Kent Posted October 6, 2006 Share Posted October 6, 2006 Mango, peaches, blueberries, banana and coconut. Morgans Spiced Rum, Vanilla Rum with ice and blended will cure almost every known ailment there is...... or at least you'll forget you have an ailment Touch somebody you don't know today with a smile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quartermaster James Posted October 7, 2006 Share Posted October 7, 2006 Can't be tak'n no credit here - this one was forwarded to me: HEALTH QUESTION & ANSWER SESSION Q: I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life; is this true? A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it... Don't waste them on exercise. Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer; that's like saying you can extend the life of your car by driving it faster. Want to live longer? Take a nap. Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables? A: You must grasp logistical efficiencies. What does a cow eat? Hay and corn. And what are these? Vegetables. So a steak is nothing more than an efficient mechanism of delivering vegetables to your system. Need grain? Eat chicken. Beef is also a good source of field grass (green leafy vegetable). And a pork chop can give you 100% of your recommended daily allowance of vegetable products. Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake? A: No, not at all. Wine is made from fruit. Brandy is distilled wine, that means they take the water out of the fruity bit so you get even more of the goodness that way. Beer is also made out of grain. Bottoms up! Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio? A: Well, if you have a body and you have fat, your ratio is one to one. If you have two bodies, your ratio is two to one, etc. Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program? A: Can't think of a single one, sorry. My philosophy is: No Pain...Good! Q: Aren't fried foods bad for you? A: YOU'RE NOT LISTENING!!!... Foods are fried these days in vegetable oil. In fact, they're permeated in it. How could getting more vegetables be bad for you? Q: Is chocolate bad for me? A: Are you crazy? HELLO . Cocoa beans! Another vegetable!!! It's the best feel-good food around! Q: Is swimming good for your figure? A: If swimming is good for your figure, explain whales to me. Well, I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had about food and diets. And remember: "Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Chardonnay in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming : Woo Hoo, what a ride! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyllyr Posted October 12, 2006 Share Posted October 12, 2006 Dinn forget to add that Cider comes from Apples and an apple a day... _LOL I should never be bothered with seein a Leech Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sea Sage Posted October 13, 2006 Share Posted October 13, 2006 If'n it be hard cider, I'll drink to that. A wicked drink mix'n cider ad rum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hester Posted October 18, 2006 Author Share Posted October 18, 2006 Q: Is chocolate bad for me?A: Are you crazy? HELLO . Cocoa beans! Another vegetable!!! It's the best feel-good food around! Don't laugh, that's actually true. Dark chocolate (my fave) is high in flavonoids -- anti-oxidants that help protect against heart disease: http://www.clevelandclinic.org/heartcenter...n/chocolate.htm I like this stuff: Of course, Mars Bars don't count (except by Pirate Logic). Cheers, Hester Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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