PyratePhil Posted August 10, 2006 Author Share Posted August 10, 2006 going to faire anytime soon ? opens this weeknd. can't wait to see you and ant again. empty hats won't be there this weeknd, being they are still i sterling. they'll be back next weekend. tell anticus and mad mike i said 'hi!' Doubt it. Although one of the Pub members is being quite a luv and making me an outfit, it might be a while before we get there. But if we have to plunder some lubber's ship to get there, we will! I'll give your best to Ant and Mike - thanks! whats a ding dong? The sound a doorbell makes. Oh, you mean... A Ding-Dong is a little dessert that's made commercially here by the Hostess Company - a chocolate cake with chocolate icing and a cream-filled center. "H l o, I m J c , a d I m a P b j n i ." Hmmm...well, either you're JC who is a peanut-butter-and-jelly nit, or you're Jack and you're a pub junky. Good one! My mom called today to ask if I was okay ... cause she hadn't heard from me in awhile. *sigh*...yet another soul lost to Pyracy... ...Qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum... ~ Vegetius Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kendra The Sea Maid Posted August 11, 2006 Share Posted August 11, 2006 Sorry, folks, but the most recent scientific investigations have pointed out that without a Pub pin, you're only half of a Pub member....which half, I'll leave to your abundant imaginations... "WELCOME, JACK!" rather be half then none at all, and the half I got aint half bad (at least I think so) "Courage is the decision to fly straight into the flame while knowing the consequences"~ The Adventures Of A Notorious Youth Capt. Hook By: J. V. Hart "A good traveler has no fixed plans and is not intent on arriving."~Lao Tzu 490-570 BC --------- Yes, I am leaving the pub. I don't know when or if I will come back to this port. I will check in from time to time. Until then: *raising goblet of good cheer* " To high adventure, and wild romance....long may they endure!" For I have learned, in whatsoever state I am, therewith to be content Philippians 4:11 Twitter: TwittKnitter Facebook: shanamartin1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rumba Rue Posted August 11, 2006 Share Posted August 11, 2006 well I don't have a pin either.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PyratePhil Posted August 11, 2006 Author Share Posted August 11, 2006 rather be half then none at all, and the half I got aint half bad (at least I think so) Sweets, I'd take your half over most people's whole anyday. :) well I don't have a pin either.... Well, I wouldn't let that get out if I were you...wouldn't look good for a mod not to have a pin. HEY EVERYBODY! RUMBA AIN'T GOT NO PIN!!! ...Qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum... ~ Vegetius Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap'n Pete Straw Posted August 11, 2006 Share Posted August 11, 2006 0-10 posts: 11-49 posts: 50-149 posts: 150-499 posts: 500-999 posts: 1000 posts: 1001 - 2499 posts: PPhil, I am embarrassed and offended that you took the time to review all the posts that I wrote to date and write this summary of what I have done here in the Pub. Horrors. "He's a Pirate dancer, He dances for money, Any old dollar will do... "He's a pirate dancer, His dances are funny... 'Cuz he's only got one shoe! Ahhrrr!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PyratePhil Posted August 12, 2006 Author Share Posted August 12, 2006 Oy, what are mates for? ...Qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum... ~ Vegetius Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap'n Pete Straw Posted August 12, 2006 Share Posted August 12, 2006 I was under the impression it was for mating. "He's a Pirate dancer, He dances for money, Any old dollar will do... "He's a pirate dancer, His dances are funny... 'Cuz he's only got one shoe! Ahhrrr!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PyratePhil Posted August 12, 2006 Author Share Posted August 12, 2006 *mutters* ...learn sumthin' new every day... ...Qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum... ~ Vegetius Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oderlesseye Posted August 12, 2006 Share Posted August 12, 2006 EYES Gots me a coffee cup from the Bahammas full of pins and a drawer wit some tooooo~ so there for Eye be a BONIFIDE member in my mind. -Postings have slowed a bit; only reads select categories now; has posted several rants on one or two topics; has been pissed off at one or two members.] Seems to be true of me....Great Crystal ball ya gots there :) http://www.myspace.com/oderlesseyehttp://www.facebook....esseye?ref=nameHangin at Execution dock awaits. May yer Life be a long and joyous adventure in gettin there!As he was about to face the gallows there, the pirate is said to have tossed a sheaf of papers into the crowd, taunting his audience with these final words: "My treasure to he who can understand." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kendra The Sea Maid Posted August 12, 2006 Share Posted August 12, 2006 rather be half then none at all, and the half I got aint half bad (at least I think so) Sweets, I'd take your half over most people's whole anyday. :) AWWWW Thanks Phil I needed that "Courage is the decision to fly straight into the flame while knowing the consequences"~ The Adventures Of A Notorious Youth Capt. Hook By: J. V. Hart "A good traveler has no fixed plans and is not intent on arriving."~Lao Tzu 490-570 BC --------- Yes, I am leaving the pub. I don't know when or if I will come back to this port. I will check in from time to time. Until then: *raising goblet of good cheer* " To high adventure, and wild romance....long may they endure!" For I have learned, in whatsoever state I am, therewith to be content Philippians 4:11 Twitter: TwittKnitter Facebook: shanamartin1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rumba Rue Posted August 12, 2006 Share Posted August 12, 2006 well I don't have a pin either.... Well, I wouldn't let that get out if I were you...wouldn't look good for a mod not to have a pin. HEY EVERYBODY! RUMBA AIN'T GOT NO PIN!!! I have this horrible vision at Ojai Pirate Faire of people coming up to me and pinning black Pub buttons on me....oh gawd...I said that outloud.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PyratePhil Posted August 12, 2006 Author Share Posted August 12, 2006 I have this horrible vision at Ojai Pirate Faire of people coming up to me and pinning black Pub buttons on me....oh gawd...I said that outloud.... Everybody - Your duty is clear. Do quickly what you must do. ...Qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum... ~ Vegetius Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Bess Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 Your duty is clear. Do quickly what you must do. Of course teacher! *Goes into Ninja mode* Mmkay, I've been playing too many computer games. Anyhow that was fantastic, Phil! You need to write a sequel. "Life's good, and why wouldn't it be? I'm a pirate after all." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Beachem Quick Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 I do believe there's more truth to this science than your average pirate is willing to admit. Sir Beachem Quick, Captain of the . . . . . . a small but dangerous crew. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PyratePhil Posted August 14, 2006 Author Share Posted August 14, 2006 Anyhow that was fantastic, Phil! You need to write a sequel. Thank you, m'lady, but in my opinion, sequels are always inferior to the original... ...Qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum... ~ Vegetius Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Bess Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 Thank you, m'lady, but in my opinion, sequels are always inferior to the original... Thar be truth in what ye say. Mayhaps ye can write...a...a prolouge! "Life's good, and why wouldn't it be? I'm a pirate after all." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PyratePhil Posted August 14, 2006 Author Share Posted August 14, 2006 Mayhaps ye can write...a...a prolouge! Excellent idea! Thank you, m'lady. "...It was a dark and stormy night..." "...SQUIRE TRELAWNEY, Dr Livesey, and the rest of these gentlemen having asked me to write down the whole particulars about Treasure island..." "...A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away..." "...When in the course of human events, it becomes..." Hmmm...this is harder than I thought... ...Qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum... ~ Vegetius Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Bess Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 Excellent idea! Thank you, m'lady."...It was a dark and stormy night..." "...SQUIRE TRELAWNEY, Dr Livesey, and the rest of these gentlemen having asked me to write down the whole particulars about Treasure island..." "...A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away..." "...When in the course of human events, it becomes..." Hmmm...this is harder than I thought... Very nice. But try this... "Mr. and Mrs. Dursley, of number four, Privet Drive...." No no.... "Concerning hobbits...." Wait... "Renowned curator Jacques Sauniere staggered through...." Nope, sorry. "Life's good, and why wouldn't it be? I'm a pirate after all." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PyratePhil Posted August 15, 2006 Author Share Posted August 15, 2006 "...Alice was beginning to get very tired of sitting by her sister on the bank..." "...It was the best of times, it was the worst of times..." "...The blonde had crazy eyes - I sapped her across the jaw with my roscoe, then kicked in her..." AH!!!! "10 little pyrates, sittin' in a tree, one fell down and then there.. were......three.... " *sigh* ...Qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum... ~ Vegetius Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Bess Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 AH!!!!"10 little pyrates, sittin' in a tree, one fell down and then there.. were......three.... " *sigh* 'Tis a good start, Phil. Keep it going! I'm thinking best seller! :) "Life's good, and why wouldn't it be? I'm a pirate after all." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PyratePhil Posted August 15, 2006 Author Share Posted August 15, 2006 Here...new direction... `Twas brillig, and the slimey souls Did gyre and gimble in the waves: All mimsy were the borogouls, And the mome raths outgrave. "Beware the Pyrate-types, my son! The swords that slash, the hooks that catch! Beware the undead monkey, and shun The frumious Bucasnatch!" He took his naval sword in hand: Long time the briney foe he sought -- So rested he by the hangin' tree, And stood awhile in thought. And, as in uffish thought he stood, The Privawock, with eyes of flame, Came whiffling through the pier's old wood, And yo-ho'd as it came! One, two! One, two! And through and through The naval blade went snicker-snack! He left it dead, and with its head He went one-legged back. "And, has thou slain the Privawock? Come to my hooks, my salty boy! O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!' He chortled in his joy..." ...Qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum... ~ Vegetius Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Bess Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 Oh yes, I can see the critics now! You can most definetly become a word-class poet. :) Do go on. "Life's good, and why wouldn't it be? I'm a pirate after all." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PyratePhil Posted August 15, 2006 Author Share Posted August 15, 2006 ...don't encourage him... The Wench and the Pyrate-Guy went to sea In a three-masted schooner-type boat: They made off with honey, and stole lots of money And even a twelve-year-old goat The Wench looked up to the stars above, And sang to a small guitar, "O lovely Pyrate, O Pyrate, my love, What a scarred-up ol' Pyrate you are, You are, You are! What a scarred-up ol' Pyrate you are!" Pyrate said to the Wench, "Your elegant stench, Makes me want to sit up and sing! Oh! let us be buried; 'tis better than married: But how shall we do keelhauling?" They sailed away, for a year and a day, To the land where the Pubbie-Tree grows; And there in a wood a Rumba-wig stood, With a ring at the end of her nose, Her nose, Her nose, With a ring at the end of her nose. "Dear Mod, are you willing to sell for one shilling Your ring?" Said the Rumba, "I can't." So they took it anyway, and were harried next day By the Admin who lives on raw ants. They dined on mice and hamster (just a slice), Which they ate with a stolen gold spoon; And hand in hand on the oily black sand They danced like a hairy baboon, Baboon, Baboon, They danced like a hairy baboon. ...Qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum... ~ Vegetius Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Bess Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 That sounds oddly familiar. And, at your request, I shan't encourage you. It's terrible. Stop with the poems. "Life's good, and why wouldn't it be? I'm a pirate after all." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PyratePhil Posted August 15, 2006 Author Share Posted August 15, 2006 ...Qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum... ~ Vegetius Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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