Haul Away Joe

[Captain_MacNamara]

This is the Iron Lotus version of Haul Away Joe, with a couple minor changes:

Haul Away Joe - Iron Lotus Version

Our Captain is an Irishman, quite taken with his drinkin',

Way haul away, we'll haul away Joe.

Later on you'll find him up there swingin' from the riggin'.

Way haul away, we'll haul away Joe.

Way haul away, He's praying to the porcelain.

Away haul away, we'll haul away Joe.

The Captain's Lady's quiet, but don't let that be decievin',

Way haul away, we'll haul away Joe.

If you piss her off you'll find out how fast heads go rollin'

Way haul away, we'll haul away Joe.

Way haul away, Another one bites the dust.

Away haul away, we'll haul away Joe.

Our First Mate dresses all in black, at night you cannot see him,

Way haul away, we'll haul away Joe.

If you don't watch out for him, you'll get a heart condition.

Way haul away, we'll haul away Joe.

Way haul away, someone call the Doctor.

Away haul away, we'll haul away Joe.

Our Bosun's an Italian Lass, who's armed with blades a-plenty,

Way haul away, we'll haul away Joe.

If you face her on the field, you better take it slowly.

Way haul away, we'll haul away Joe.

Way haul away, She's going for the cup check. (OUCH)

Away haul away, we'll haul away Joe.

Our Quartermaster's stern and mean, she'll beat you without warnin',

Way haul away, we'll haul away Joe.

She's six foot four, built like a door, and sends her whip a flailin'.

Way haul away, we'll haul away Joe.

Way haul away, Whips and Chains excite her.

Away haul away, we'll haul away Joe.

Our Navigator is a man who knows well what he's doin',

Way haul away, we'll haul away Joe.

Thank god because sometimes we wonder what the Captain's thinkin'.

Way haul away, we'll haul away Joe.

Way haul away, we're bound for better weather.

Away haul away, we'll haul away Joe.

If ye have been wounded boys, our Doctor's quick with aid,

Way haul away, we'll haul away Joe.

Unless of course he's drinkin' grog, and passed out in the shade.

Way haul away, we'll haul away Joe.

Way haul away, Where has all the rum gone?

Away haul away, we'll haul away Joe.

Way haul away, We are the Iron Lotus.

Away haul away, we'll haul away Joe.

[Patches]

Aye, I fancy it quite well.

Some of the lyrics were used in 'Swagger'.