Arthur Richards from Kent Posted May 11, 2006 Posted May 11, 2006 http://www.quizuniverse.com/quiz.php?id=53...c8776e953b5a603 Touch somebody you don't know today with a smile.
Christine Posted May 11, 2006 Posted May 11, 2006 This is what my answer said: "Christine will go to jail for ... Performing a strip tease on the street " LOL!
Barbados Sam Posted May 11, 2006 Posted May 11, 2006 Barbados Sam will go to jail for carrying a gun shaped like a penis. (guess that's better than havin' a penis shaped like a gun....well....maybe a howitzer.....or an oooozie ) "There be the chest, inside be the gold, we took them all. Spent them and traded them. We frittered them away on drink and food and pleasurable company. The more we gave them away, the more we came to realize... the drink would not satisfy, food turned to ash in our mouths, and all the pleasurable company in the world could not slake our lust. We are cursed men....Compelled by greed we were, and now we are consumed by it."
Charity Posted May 11, 2006 Posted May 11, 2006 Charity will go to jail for biting someone's nipple off.. Fits the mood right now alright
Silkie McDonough Posted May 11, 2006 Posted May 11, 2006 Silkie McDonough will go to jail for ... Resisting arrest while having sex I will go to jail for ... Making lewd ginger bread men and giving them to carolers at Christmas Yep, sounds about right!
Shipwreck John Posted May 11, 2006 Posted May 11, 2006 Shipwreck will go to jail for ... Setting your underwear on fire Shipwreck Adventurer of Independent Means TALL SAILS AND MERMAIDS TAILS, THIS BE THE LIFE FOR ME "THEM THAT DIE WILL BE THE LUCKY ONES"
blackjohn Posted May 11, 2006 Posted May 11, 2006 Barbados Sam will go to jail for carrying a gun shaped like a penis. (guess that's better than havin' a penis shaped like a gun....well....maybe a howitzer.....or an oooozie ) Speaking strictly as a man of science... if penis and oooozie occur in the same sentence, one should consider a trip to the doctor. :) My Home on the Web The Pirate Brethren Gallery Dreams are the glue that holds reality together.
The Doctor Posted May 11, 2006 Posted May 11, 2006 "Jack will go to jail for ... Wearing your pants at groin level with no underwear ." Sheesh! Ya try to be trendy.... Yo ho ho! Or does nobody actually say that?
CaptainCiaran Posted May 11, 2006 Posted May 11, 2006 "Ciaran will go to jail for sunbathing naked without sunscreen" (me dermatologist would not be amused by that crime!) I wonder if one of the most important steps on our journey is the one in which we throw away the map. -- Loreena McKennitt My fathers knew of wind and tide, and my blood is maritime. -- Stan Rogers I don't pretend to be captain weird. I just do what I do. -- Johnny Depp
Rumba Rue Posted May 11, 2006 Posted May 11, 2006 Well for my board name, I'll go to jail for mooning the cops. How appropriate! For my real name, I'll go to jail for stealing condoms. Not a chance!
Captain Jim Posted May 11, 2006 Posted May 11, 2006 Says I'll go for celebrating Nude Day. Haven't yet... My occupational hazard bein' my occupation's just not around...
Cpt Sophia M Eisley Posted May 11, 2006 Posted May 11, 2006 You haven't gotten arrested yet for celebratin' Nude Day? *nods to Silkie* I also got in jail for resisting arrest whilest partaking in the horizontal (or was it vertical?) mambo. Perhaps we'll meet again under better circumstances. ---(---(@ Dead Men...Tell No Tales. Welcome, Foolish Mortals...
Capt. Lazarus Gage Posted May 11, 2006 Posted May 11, 2006 I will go to jail for: Making an erotic cake for your cousins first birthday
Red-Handed Jill Posted May 12, 2006 Posted May 12, 2006 I will also be going to jail for carrying around a gun shaped like a penis. Is such a thing to be had? I suppose there is a gunsmith somewhere who can make such an item...
Capt. Bo of the WTF co. Posted May 15, 2006 Posted May 15, 2006 I saw a matched pair of pistols at a rendevous in Colorado a few years back, that were carved to repepresent... that's right ... PENIS'S! :) The same artist had a pair of knives with the handles carved from antler, in the form of... Yep... PENIS'S! :) He called the knives his "Lorena Bobbit" collection, but hadn't named the pistols yet. I don't know what I'll go to jail for... Probably for running out of ammo before I get killed.
Captain_MacNamara Posted May 16, 2006 Posted May 16, 2006 No need for me to take the test... already been to jail... lol For larceny when I was a kid, and for avoiding court more recently over a damned seat belt fine. And shouldn't the plural form of "penises" be "Peni"? Cactuses = Cacti and other such plurals... Captain of the Iron Lotus It is the angle that holds the rope, not the size of the hole.
Arthur Richards from Kent Posted May 16, 2006 Author Posted May 16, 2006 God I hate these things! You just can't get away from dumb who posted this nonsense? (oooops) Sheepishly crawls out on his hands and knees........ mumbling what sounds like "arrested while having sex" Touch somebody you don't know today with a smile.
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