Dirty_Jack_Ragnar Posted March 17, 2006 Posted March 17, 2006 Avast ye mates, I come ashore from the seven seas. Been sailin' all by me onsies after me crew went and mutinied on me leavin' me alone on an island in the Pacific. Thanks to me resourcefulness, a lone boat I used to get back to shore. I be new in town, be lookin' fer some friends here.
LadyBarbossa Posted March 17, 2006 Posted March 17, 2006 Lone boat m' arse! I found ya an' pick ye up! Haulin' yer arse back here! Well... tis good t' see ye survived an' made here. I know ye've nothin'... so... I'll help ya out. Private stock so you can wet th'gullets of many mates of mine here. ::: Whisks out a bottle of sweet red wine for herself... and a bottle of whiskey for Dirty Jack; tosses the whiskey to Dirty Jack::: Tempt Fate! an' toss 't all t' Hell!" "I'm completely innocent of whatever crime I've committed." The one, the only,... the infamous!
Dirty_Jack_Ragnar Posted March 17, 2006 Author Posted March 17, 2006 Lone boat m' arse! I found ya an' pick ye up! Haulin' yer arse back here! Well... tis good t' see ye survived an' made here. I know ye've nothin'... so... I'll help ya out. Private stock so you can wet th'gullets of many mates of mine here. ::: Whisks out a bottle of sweet red wine for herself... and a bottle of whiskey for Dirty Jack; tosses the whiskey to Dirty Jack::: *grabs the bottle of whiskey and looks at the bottle, then opens it* Avast me hardies.. to a new life, a life with the pirate clans. Drink up me harties and be merry.. I come to join ye. And thank ya kindly to Lady Barbossa fer the fine whiskey. Compliments me lady.
Silkie McDonough Posted March 17, 2006 Posted March 17, 2006 Hmmm... Can't say I'm overly fond a'dirty anyone but seeins as yer a friend o'Lady B's I'll o'look d oder fer now. Welcome lad! Be happy, tis a grand place y've come't. Silkie throws back the better part of a tankard of rum wich is promptly followed by a hick-up and a girlish giggle.
Rumba Rue Posted March 17, 2006 Posted March 17, 2006 Welcome! We always serve up the best for those who have sailed the seas for a long time. I'm glad you found us, for we'll keep you informed on all kinds of things you want to know or learn (do check out the Capt. Twill forum for the best learning), and we can certianly keep you laughing (just read that 'jokes' thread in the Beyond Pyracy forum). So where have you been hiding out at sea? What port are ye from?
Blue Mermaid Posted March 17, 2006 Posted March 17, 2006 Welcome aboard Dirty Jack. Glad you wayward travels brought you to our fine establishment. Plenty of friends and drinks to go around here. I'll have a pear cider.
Barbados Sam Posted March 18, 2006 Posted March 18, 2006 Well met lad. Now, what have ye brought ta share wit' us honest privateers? A nice mug o' Morgan's Tattoo would be well received by this parched pirate....ooops...I mean privateer. Cheers "There be the chest, inside be the gold, we took them all. Spent them and traded them. We frittered them away on drink and food and pleasurable company. The more we gave them away, the more we came to realize... the drink would not satisfy, food turned to ash in our mouths, and all the pleasurable company in the world could not slake our lust. We are cursed men....Compelled by greed we were, and now we are consumed by it."
oderlesseye Posted March 18, 2006 Posted March 18, 2006 Dirty_Jack_Ragnar I recognize yas frem sum wares.. Musta been tha last aehh town yas were aehh ahh Plunderin.. :) Welcome back ta da Pub mate. http://www.myspace.com/oderlesseyehttp://www.facebook....esseye?ref=nameHangin at Execution dock awaits. May yer Life be a long and joyous adventure in gettin there!As he was about to face the gallows there, the pirate is said to have tossed a sheaf of papers into the crowd, taunting his audience with these final words: "My treasure to he who can understand."
LadyBarbossa Posted March 18, 2006 Posted March 18, 2006 ::: Sipping on the sweet elixer - and I mean sweet! - call Bailey's! one of her new favorites now::: Oder.. ya recognize 'im? Dirty Jack! Ye've been holdin' out on me? Hmmm.. more to ya than I though or what ye've been tellin' me. ::Drinks somemore:: Tempt Fate! an' toss 't all t' Hell!" "I'm completely innocent of whatever crime I've committed." The one, the only,... the infamous!
Capt'n Floria Posted March 18, 2006 Posted March 18, 2006 welcome Floria bows, before perching on the seat in the corner. Turning to the bartender she growled something. "Honey mead if you will..." Raising her voice to be heard, she continued.. "And anything for the newcomer!
Barber-surgeon Posted March 18, 2006 Posted March 18, 2006 Come now lad, grab a tankard o' the barkeep's best and tell us more about yerself and yer past crim--erm--I mean adventures! Cheers! "Don't worry, it's not My Blood!"
SeaWolf_Bjärn Posted March 18, 2006 Posted March 18, 2006 Välkommen Jack Ragnar! Ragnar, maybe a bit of skandinavian blood in ye?
CaptainCiaran Posted March 19, 2006 Posted March 19, 2006 Welcome to ye, Dirty Jack. Enjoy yer stay here at the Pub! (turnin' to our bartender, Ray) I'll have a double Stoli's on the rocks. Gramercy. I wonder if one of the most important steps on our journey is the one in which we throw away the map. -- Loreena McKennitt My fathers knew of wind and tide, and my blood is maritime. -- Stan Rogers I don't pretend to be captain weird. I just do what I do. -- Johnny Depp
callenish gunner Posted March 20, 2006 Posted March 20, 2006 welcome aboard ....hope ye enjoy's yer stay in these waters ... a flaggon o' black rum if you please mate
Dirty_Jack_Ragnar Posted March 21, 2006 Author Posted March 21, 2006 Aye lads and lasses, I thank ya for the warm greetin'. I apologize fer my delayed response.. I've been rather occupied for a couple of days. But I be back on the boards and wantin' to sail the open seas with the lads and lasses again..
Barber-surgeon Posted March 21, 2006 Posted March 21, 2006 Delays are understandable, even here upon the cyber seas. Again, well met! "Don't worry, it's not My Blood!"
Capt. Bo of the WTF co. Posted March 22, 2006 Posted March 22, 2006 Delayed action m'self Mate... Welcome ta the Pub! Capt. Bo
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