Declare sumthin' about yerself that no one knows

[Christine]

You're coming to California? Yay, that'll be cool! Better stay near the beach tho, it gets pretty hot in July. :)

[PyratePhil]

I just changed my profile pic. It's a very recent pic of me, from just last Saturday. :)

Very nice, luv

[The Doctor]

Well, I just managed to call my manager a liar, an incompetent screw-up, and a waste of food and oxygen. Anybody in need of an Information Technology Acrhitect with a really big d*ck and a great sense of humour?

[Iron Bess]

$50.00? Wow This could get intresting! Shimmies more then does a few hip rolls and snakes.

Christine you are lovely as always..and im hopefully going to California in july!

What part of CA??

If local, think you would find time to come to the Disney lot?

Or are you all booked??

[PyratePhil]

Anybody in need of an Information Technology Acrhitect with a really big d*ck and a great sense of humour?

Information Technology Architects are pretty commonplace these days, lad...

...but there's ALWAYS a market for a really big d**k.

[Black Syren]

Hmm My mother is in Los Banos last I heard and Im not sure where that is in relation to the Disney studio. But I would love to go there. I should be there for two weeks and I know my daughter would get a kick out of going there. Ill give you more info Bess as i get it.

[Merrydeath]

Well, I just managed to call my manager a liar, an incompetent screw-up, and a waste of food and oxygen.  Anybody in need of an Information Technology Acrhitect with a really big d*ck and a great sense of humour?       

Interesting approach to a raise.... and you forgot about a waste of sperm and rug burns.

sorry lad, I don't know of a job, but with your charm and sense of timing, I don't think you will be jobless long. Especially with the Big D*ck.. :)

(opens a new keg of rum fer him, and has a tab run fer virt food too)

Good luck to ya..

[Capt. Lazarus Gage]

When I was a kid....I used to eat butter with a spoon out of the tub.

[Black Syren]

So did I! my mother would get mad at me cause I would hide under the table to eat the butter. *laughs* I like to eat my french fries with mayonaise. *shrugs*

[Red-Handed Jill]

Me too! Or with malt vinegar.

[Black Syren]

Laughs Truly? So there is another out there with good taste! Hugs jill and dances her about the room

[Red-Handed Jill]

Fries with mayonnaise are the BEST. Of course, I can't be eating those all the time...

[CaptainCiaran]

...and Dukes Mayonaise is the best on the planet!

[Capt. Lazarus Gage]

You know in europe most people eat thier pommes frites with mayo, and in germany they serve them with a curry ketchup (which is very good I might add). Personally I like mayo with a little horseraddish in it or malt vinegar if I'm eating fish n' chips.

With mayo:

[Black Syren]

Now that makes me feel a wee bit better I thought I was totally unusual, I just favor the Europeans..*grins*

Ok seriously though I do not like to eat meat on a bone. If it is on a bone or has fat or gristle I wont eat it. Weird I know...

[Capt. Lazarus Gage]

Not so...my wife is EXACTLY the same way. Won't touch any meat if it still has bones in it. And if she finds one it makes her sick. She found a bone in a chicken patty ounce and has never eaten one since.

[Rumba Rue]

I look like I've been run over by the Queen's court by the end of a faire!

Not a pretty sight....

[Black Syren]

*Huggles Rumba and sends her a Victoria's Secret get well package*

John that is SO nice to hear. I was beginning to think I was an alien. *grins*

I love to sing.

[Rumba Rue]

Thank you dear woman.

But it's true, I look terrible by the end of an event, hair is all nasty, sweaty, yucky, zits popping up (gross) and I don't see them till I get home, eye make-up sweated to the point I look like a racoon, and just worn out... but dang I sure had a good time at the Spring Ojai Faire.

[Black Syren]

It sounds it. Dangit, so not fair, i want to go. However My Mother is flying my daughter and I to California in July close to the Middle or end of the month. Im hoping to have fun as I have never been to California.

[Arthur Richards from Kent]

I love working the main gate at ren faires!

[Rumba Rue]

and we love watching him

[Red-Handed Jill]

I am the least photogenic person on this planet. Somehow, almost all of the pictures taken of me end up being me squinting into the sun. Even when I endeavor to avoid this, events conspire to make this happen. And when I smile, my whole face changes - I can't simply smile like a normal human being.

[Capt. Lazarus Gage]

I laughed when my friend got hit by a car while on his bike. (You have to understand....he didn't get hurt and it was probably the most commical thing I had seen....I was 10.)

[Arthur Richards from Kent]

My head is size 7 15/16