fargon Posted February 28, 2006 Posted February 28, 2006 I'm new here. I am Capt. Fargon, Skipper of the good ship Rebecca, of La Crosse Wi. I spent 4 wonderful years as a real pyrate. U.S. Coast Guard I was born to be a Pyrate, and live the pyrate life daily. My wife the Lady Keryx was taken captive 4 years ago and is now a full fledged Pyrate. I look forward to join' a real crew of cutthroats!
Capt. Bo of the WTF co. Posted February 28, 2006 Posted February 28, 2006 Greetins mate, I still be new 'ere meself, but the way things is, is ya gots ta buy a round fer the crew 'ereabouts. Welcome in and have a grand time of it! Capt. Bo
Monterey Jack Posted March 1, 2006 Posted March 1, 2006 Aye, and a second one fer Cap'n Bo...he's tonights designated drinker. Monterey Jack "yes I am a pirate 200 years too late, the cannons don't thunder, there's nothin to plunder, I'm an over-40 victim of fate, arrivin too late.........."
Mad Matt Posted March 1, 2006 Posted March 1, 2006 Wisconsin? Ye be one o' those "cheesy" pirates, eh? We takes all kinds here, mate. 'Tis me pleasure t' welcome ye into our not-so-hallowed halls. When ye untie yer purse, I'll be takin' a wee bit o' rum. Keep the drinks a-comin' and ye may stave off the salty tast of Davy Jones' locker! You will be flogged. And God willing, come morning, you will be flogged some more.
Barbados Sam Posted March 1, 2006 Posted March 1, 2006 Welcome to tha pub mate. Cheers "There be the chest, inside be the gold, we took them all. Spent them and traded them. We frittered them away on drink and food and pleasurable company. The more we gave them away, the more we came to realize... the drink would not satisfy, food turned to ash in our mouths, and all the pleasurable company in the world could not slake our lust. We are cursed men....Compelled by greed we were, and now we are consumed by it."
The Doctor Posted March 1, 2006 Posted March 1, 2006 WISCONSIN?! Well, at least ye bring good beer and passable cheese. (I be in Minnesota, mate!) Welcome aboard! :) Yo ho ho! Or does nobody actually say that?
BeaufortsPyrateWench Posted March 1, 2006 Posted March 1, 2006 Welcome aboard!!!!! "If you would have fought like men you would not die like dogs!" Anne Bonney Women who behave rarely make history! - unknown "SAFETY MEETING!!!!" Capt. Mason There is no problem that cannot be solved with the use of black powder!!!!!
Capt. Bo of the WTF co. Posted March 1, 2006 Posted March 1, 2006 Kankee thindly! ure a goller ana shentleman! Capt. Bo
callenish gunner Posted March 1, 2006 Posted March 1, 2006 welcome aboard lad!!! you've come t' the right place!!!
fargon Posted March 1, 2006 Author Posted March 1, 2006 Thank Ye All we be lookjn fawaed to a little pillagein an such, with a fine bunch a rouges. ARRRRRGH
Rummy3 Posted March 1, 2006 Posted March 1, 2006 Welcome Fargon, lad - and gramercy for the grog! I be especially skilled t me wenchin duties these days, but since ye are new to these parts, I be gladly handin' ya your purse that I seemed to have found in me hand -
CaptainCiaran Posted March 1, 2006 Posted March 1, 2006 Ahoy and Welcome to ye, fargon. Explore and have fun here at the Pub -- there be lots to see and do. (turns to Ray our bartender) I'll have a Carling's Black Label, mate. Fargon, or maybe Rummy, be payin'. Gramercy! I wonder if one of the most important steps on our journey is the one in which we throw away the map. -- Loreena McKennitt My fathers knew of wind and tide, and my blood is maritime. -- Stan Rogers I don't pretend to be captain weird. I just do what I do. -- Johnny Depp
Freebird Posted March 20, 2006 Posted March 20, 2006 Welcome aboard mate. Spent me first 18 years in land of cheese...not a bad past time.
Arthur Richards from Kent Posted March 20, 2006 Posted March 20, 2006 welcome aboard mate, stay away from the quartermaster hes filliin a ship with the unsuspected! Touch somebody you don't know today with a smile.
Barber-surgeon Posted March 21, 2006 Posted March 21, 2006 Erm...here I thought that WAS the Quartermasters job, ye know...gangpressin' all the unsuspectin'...erm...nevermind...(humming quietly to meself while looking away from the gangmen and their head thumpers held at the ready...) "Don't worry, it's not My Blood!"
Capt'n Floria Posted March 22, 2006 Posted March 22, 2006 <chuckles at the muttering Barber-Surgeon through pointed teeth> Welcome to t'pub! <gives the newcomer a friendly pouncehug> Honey mead if anyones buying
Silkie McDonough Posted March 22, 2006 Posted March 22, 2006 fáilte ó chroí! Welcome! An tank ya fer d' grog. Now have a seat an enjoy d'good company found witin dis pub!
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