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I'm new here. I am Capt. Fargon, Skipper of the good ship Rebecca, of La Crosse Wi. I spent 4 wonderful years as a real pyrate. U.S. Coast Guard I was born to be a Pyrate, and live the pyrate life daily. My wife the Lady Keryx was taken captive 4 years ago and is now a full fledged Pyrate.

I look forward to join' a real crew of cutthroats! B)

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Aye, and a second one fer Cap'n Bo...he's tonights designated drinker.

:rolleyes:B)B)

Monterey Jack

"yes I am a pirate 200 years too late,

the cannons don't thunder, there's nothin to plunder,

I'm an over-40 victim of fate,

arrivin too late.........."

Posted

Wisconsin? Ye be one o' those "cheesy" pirates, eh? B)

We takes all kinds here, mate. 'Tis me pleasure t' welcome ye into our not-so-hallowed halls.

When ye untie yer purse, I'll be takin' a wee bit o' rum. Keep the drinks a-comin' and ye may stave off the salty tast of Davy Jones' locker! :rolleyes:

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You will be flogged. And God willing, come morning, you will be flogged some more.

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Welcome to tha pub mate. Cheers :rolleyes:

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"There be the chest, inside be the gold, we took them all. Spent them and traded them. We frittered them away on drink and food and pleasurable company. The more we gave them away, the more we came to realize... the drink would not satisfy, food turned to ash in our mouths, and all the pleasurable company in the world could not slake our lust. We are cursed men....Compelled by greed we were, and now we are consumed by it."

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WISCONSIN?!

Well, at least ye bring good beer and passable cheese. (I be in Minnesota, mate!)

Welcome aboard! :rolleyes: :)

Yo ho ho! Or does nobody actually say that?

Posted

Welcome aboard!!!!! B)B)

"If you would have fought like men you would not die like dogs!" Anne Bonney

Women who behave rarely make history! - unknown

"SAFETY MEETING!!!!" Capt. Mason

There is no problem that cannot be solved with the use of black powder!!!!!

Posted
:rolleyes: Thank Ye All we be lookjn fawaed to a little pillagein an such, with a fine bunch a rouges. ARRRRRGH :lol:
Posted

Welcome Fargon, lad - and gramercy for the grog! I be especially skilled t me wenchin duties these days, but since ye are new to these parts, I be gladly handin' ya your purse that I seemed to have found in me hand - :P

Posted

Ahoy and Welcome to ye, fargon. Explore and have fun here at the Pub -- there be lots to see and do.

(turns to Ray our bartender) I'll have a Carling's Black Label, mate. Fargon, or maybe Rummy, be payin'.

Gramercy!

I wonder if one of the most important steps on our journey is the one in which we throw away the map.

-- Loreena McKennitt

My fathers knew of wind and tide, and my blood is maritime.

-- Stan Rogers

I don't pretend to be captain weird.

I just do what I do.

-- Johnny Depp

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Erm...here I thought that WAS the Quartermasters job, ye know...gangpressin' all the unsuspectin'...erm...nevermind...(humming quietly to meself while looking away from the gangmen and their head thumpers held at the ready...)

"Don't worry, it's not My Blood!"

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