Captain Booty Posted February 28, 2006 Share Posted February 28, 2006 Fresh from the shower, a woman stood in front of the mirror complaining to her husband that her breasts were too small. Instead of characteristically telling her that it's not so, he uncharacteristically came up with a suggestion. "If you want your breasts to grow, then everyday take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds." Willing to try anything, she fetched a piece of toilet paper and stood in front of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts. "How long will this take,” she asked. "They will grow larger over a period of years", her husband replied. She stopped. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts bigger over the years?" Without missing a beat he said, "Worked for your butt, didn't it?" He is still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk again. --I'm not married, but even I'd know to keep my mouth shut. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad Matt Posted February 28, 2006 Share Posted February 28, 2006 Toilet humor from Captain Booty? A mere coincidence? Methinks not! You will be flogged. And God willing, come morning, you will be flogged some more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Booty Posted February 28, 2006 Author Share Posted February 28, 2006 Toilet humor from Captain Booty?A mere coincidence? Methinks not! Arrrr, I be resemblin' th' remark, laddie. Resentin', I be meanin', I reckon. Yarrrrrr. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christine Posted February 28, 2006 Share Posted February 28, 2006 LOL@ Matt!!! I was thinking the same thing and would have said that too, but ya beat me to it luv! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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