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Fresh from the shower, a woman stood in front of the mirror complaining to her husband that her breasts were too small.

Instead of characteristically telling her that it's not so, he uncharacteristically came up with a suggestion. "If you want your breasts to grow, then everyday take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds."

Willing to try anything, she fetched a piece of toilet paper and stood in front of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts. "How long will this take,” she asked.

"They will grow larger over a period of years", her husband replied.

She stopped. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts bigger over the years?"

Without missing a beat he said, "Worked for your butt, didn't it?"

He is still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk again.

--I'm not married, but even I'd know to keep my mouth shut.

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Toilet humor from Captain Booty?

A mere coincidence? Methinks not! :unsure:

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You will be flogged. And God willing, come morning, you will be flogged some more.

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Toilet humor from Captain Booty?

A mere coincidence? Methinks not! :P

Arrrr, I be resemblin' th' remark, laddie.

Resentin', I be meanin', I reckon.

Yarrrrrr. :P

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