Captain Booty Posted February 25, 2006 Share Posted February 25, 2006 Wow. At least in Kentucky when they have shotgun weddings, the guy gets a human being for a wife. But the irony of it is pretty funny. The poor schmuck gets caught screwing a goat, has to marry the thing. And according to their laws, he'll never be allowed to get a divorce, and God help him if he cheats on his "wife" with a real woman. LOL...Some men call their wives old goats that they got stuck with, but he did get stuck with an old goat till death do them part! http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/4748292.stmBBC News Last Updated: Friday, 24 February 2006, 16:40 GMT Sudan man forced to 'marry' goat A Sudanese man has been forced to take a goat as his "wife", after he was caught having sex with the animal. The goat's owner, Mr Alifi, said he surprised the man with his goat and took him to a council of elders. They ordered the man, Mr Tombe, to pay a dowry of 15,000 Sudanese dinars ($50) to Mr Alifi. "We have given him the goat, and as far as we know they are still together," Mr Alifi said. Mr Alifi, Hai Malakal in Upper Nile State, told the Juba Post newspaper that he heard a loud noise around midnight on 13 February and immediately rushed outside to find Mr Tombe with his goat. "When I asked him: 'What are you doing there?', he fell off the back of the goat, so I captured and tied him up". Mr Alifi then called elders to decide how to deal with the case. "They said I should not take him to the police, but rather let him pay a dowry for my goat because he used it as his wife," Mr Alifi told the newspaper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. Lazarus Gage Posted February 25, 2006 Share Posted February 25, 2006 Damn hippies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Booty Posted February 25, 2006 Author Share Posted February 25, 2006 ^ Arrrr, in't that a goat on her face thar, ye ol' privateer? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. Lazarus Gage Posted February 25, 2006 Share Posted February 25, 2006 Nay, tis a rabbid weasel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Doctor Posted February 25, 2006 Share Posted February 25, 2006 Shotgun weddings never end well.... Yo ho ho! Or does nobody actually say that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Booty Posted February 25, 2006 Author Share Posted February 25, 2006 Nay, tis a rabbid weasel I can only reckon 'ow he got stuck to yer chin there, laddie. Ye gots to ensure the road kill be dead before ye sets about to eat it, ye know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Booty Posted February 25, 2006 Author Share Posted February 25, 2006 Shotgun weddings never end well.... Aye. Least of all for them varmints caught with underage goats. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. Lazarus Gage Posted February 25, 2006 Share Posted February 25, 2006 Tis a hazard that goes with eating rare meat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackfoot Posted February 25, 2006 Share Posted February 25, 2006 Yeah? So what's the issue here? I live in Oklahoma. Close your eyes, it's all the same....just kidding. :) ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albatross Posted February 25, 2006 Share Posted February 25, 2006 I wonder if there are consequences if one eats their wife? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Booty Posted February 25, 2006 Author Share Posted February 25, 2006 I don't know about eating her, but on the plus side, at least he can milk her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rumba Rue Posted February 25, 2006 Share Posted February 25, 2006 guess he got tired of being his wife's arm candy... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arthur Richards from Kent Posted February 26, 2006 Share Posted February 26, 2006 (hmmmmmmmmmmm) (as he begins twistin his whiskers) Say! do goats know how to break a heart? Maybe the guy's got something there? Touch somebody you don't know today with a smile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Booty Posted February 26, 2006 Author Share Posted February 26, 2006 guess he got tired of being his wife's arm candy... That was cheesy, ye know. But then, we'd all like to milk these jokes for all their worth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rumba Rue Posted February 26, 2006 Share Posted February 26, 2006 well that's why there's goat cheese.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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