Biker Posted February 12, 2006 Posted February 12, 2006 OK the job I assign the jr people working for me is simple. walk around the boat and be a presence on board. they basicly get paid to do nothing, yet the f&*ktards screw that up? how?????? they get caught playing cards on the messdecks. Then, not 20 mintues later I catch them playing cards in the security training area. WTFO? the 2 worst areas for a patrolman on board to f%*k off and they go there. THEN the senoir guy asks for a day off!!!! right. I am now doing what I hate. being a dick. Im making it my purpose in the next 6 days to havethem all on report, and headed to mast. bastards. Sorry about the rant. " Never knock on Heaven's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that" ' Whatever is not nailed down is MINE. Whatever I can pry loose, is not nailed down."
CaptainCiaran Posted February 12, 2006 Posted February 12, 2006 Give 'em hell, mate! They deserve it. I wonder if one of the most important steps on our journey is the one in which we throw away the map. -- Loreena McKennitt My fathers knew of wind and tide, and my blood is maritime. -- Stan Rogers I don't pretend to be captain weird. I just do what I do. -- Johnny Depp
Dorian Lasseter Posted February 12, 2006 Posted February 12, 2006 Hmmm.... Deriliction o' duty... Give 'em Moses Law!!!! Truly, D. Lasseter Captain, The Lucy Propria Virtute Audax --- In Hoc Signo Vinces Ni Feidir An Dubh A Chur Ina Bhan Air "If I whet my glittering sword, and mine hand take hold on judgment; I will render vengeance to mine enemies, and will reward them that hate me." Deuteronomy 32:41 Envy and its evil twin - It crept in bed with slander - Idiots they gave advice - But Sloth it gave no answer - Anger kills the human soul - With butter tales of Lust - While Pavlov's Dogs keep chewin' - On the legs they never trust... The Seven Deadly Sins http://www.colonialnavy.org
Merrydeath Posted February 13, 2006 Posted February 13, 2006 just one question... will the Navy let you keel-haul them? okay two questions.. can we watch? Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook!
Biker Posted February 13, 2006 Author Posted February 13, 2006 sure I'll let you watch. Oh you mean for the keel hauling... " Never knock on Heaven's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that" ' Whatever is not nailed down is MINE. Whatever I can pry loose, is not nailed down."
Bloody_Mary_Bonney Posted February 13, 2006 Posted February 13, 2006 if it were me i'd be knocking in some sence But why is the rum gone? Save a horse ride a cowboy! Take me away and take me farther, suround me now and hold me like holy My toes are getting pruney Also my head is round that window is square.... My name is Micheal J Kabous and i eat babies! Your toast has been burned and no amount of scraping will remove the black stuff
Rumba Rue Posted February 13, 2006 Posted February 13, 2006 What did you expect Biker? They're pirates!
oderlesseye Posted February 14, 2006 Posted February 14, 2006 Freeloaders,slackers,bums,leaches,Derilicts,couch potatoes,drop - outs... can yea think of more wit out brain drain? http://www.myspace.com/oderlesseyehttp://www.facebook....esseye?ref=nameHangin at Execution dock awaits. May yer Life be a long and joyous adventure in gettin there!As he was about to face the gallows there, the pirate is said to have tossed a sheaf of papers into the crowd, taunting his audience with these final words: "My treasure to he who can understand."
Capt. Bo of the WTF co. Posted February 26, 2006 Posted February 26, 2006 Saw the WTF and thought somone was signalin for assistance! What kinda boat ye're on?... and if'n yer Cap'n don't take care to proper discipline, I'm sure there's a plenty here to make up the difference! Capt. Bo of the White Trash Fur co.
Biker Posted February 27, 2006 Author Posted February 27, 2006 Im a a Nuke aircraft carrier " Never knock on Heaven's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that" ' Whatever is not nailed down is MINE. Whatever I can pry loose, is not nailed down."
Capt. Bo of the WTF co. Posted February 27, 2006 Posted February 27, 2006 Haze gray and underway! If it gets too bad...there's always "overboard on mid-watch". :) Thanx for your bein there shipmate! Good to know there's able bodied seamen protecting our liberties! I was an HT '83-'87. Give 'em hell! Capt. Bo
Scarlet McBayne Posted February 28, 2006 Posted February 28, 2006 Biker darlin....I've missed you so! Can I watch yu thrash the buggers? Scarlet McBayne " Touch not the Cat without a Sheild " McBayne motto "red is the Rose in yander garden grows Fair is the Lily of the Valley"
BeaufortsPyrateWench Posted March 1, 2006 Posted March 1, 2006 You know flogging is still used on the ship I crew with.... moses law ...and doubble head cleaning duty.....WTF just keel haul um! "If you would have fought like men you would not die like dogs!" Anne Bonney Women who behave rarely make history! - unknown "SAFETY MEETING!!!!" Capt. Mason There is no problem that cannot be solved with the use of black powder!!!!!
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