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So yesterday sucked much....

Got a shard of glass in my foot

my knee is still hurting from a beautiful fall of the porch

i threw up yogart

been hacken up stuff again

my dog attacked me

and my room did not get clean

then.... i had to go to work at our local starbucks Oi!

So while i'm at work my shift supervisor suddenly say hey why dont you take your lunch....

worried about the glass in my foot i said fine and as i turned to get my jackcet and smokes i saw me man standing there. So i start to walk up to give him a hug and he takes out a tiny box with a beautiful saphire ring. I had to double back and go to the backroom i was crying so hard.

I love him... and my new promise ring

But why is the rum gone?

Save a horse ride a cowboy!

Take me away and take me farther, suround me now and hold me like holy

My toes are getting pruney

Also my head is round that window is square....

My name is Micheal J Kabous and i eat babies!

Your toast has been burned and no amount of scraping will remove the black stuff

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yeah of course like an idiot all i can say is "you suck"

But why is the rum gone?

Save a horse ride a cowboy!

Take me away and take me farther, suround me now and hold me like holy

My toes are getting pruney

Also my head is round that window is square....

My name is Micheal J Kabous and i eat babies!

Your toast has been burned and no amount of scraping will remove the black stuff

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So i start to walk up to give him a hug and he takes out a tiny box with a beautiful saphire ring. I had to double back and go to the backroom i was crying so hard.

This is so sweet! I am very happy for you, Bloody Mary.

I wonder if one of the most important steps on our journey is the one in which we throw away the map.

-- Loreena McKennitt

My fathers knew of wind and tide, and my blood is maritime.

-- Stan Rogers

I don't pretend to be captain weird.

I just do what I do.

-- Johnny Depp

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yea but what do i get him for valentines day

But why is the rum gone?

Save a horse ride a cowboy!

Take me away and take me farther, suround me now and hold me like holy

My toes are getting pruney

Also my head is round that window is square....

My name is Micheal J Kabous and i eat babies!

Your toast has been burned and no amount of scraping will remove the black stuff

Posted
stick some candy on certian parts of your body with some melted chocolate and let him go for it. :o:huh:

Rue! *blush* I was thinking more like teddy bear or something but that could work...

But why is the rum gone?

Save a horse ride a cowboy!

Take me away and take me farther, suround me now and hold me like holy

My toes are getting pruney

Also my head is round that window is square....

My name is Micheal J Kabous and i eat babies!

Your toast has been burned and no amount of scraping will remove the black stuff

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