Pew Posted February 3, 2006 Share Posted February 3, 2006 1 Skull Hangover No pain. No real feeling of illness... Your sleep last night was a mere disco nap which is giving you a whole lot of misplaced energy. Be glad that you are able to function relatively well. However, you are still parched. You can drink 10 bottles of water and still feel this way. Even vegetarians are craving a Cheeseburger and a side of fries. 2 Skull Hangover Slight headache. Don't feel sick, but something is definitely amiss. You may look okay but you have the attention span and mental capacity of a stapler. The coffee you chug to try and remain focused is only exacerbating your rumbling gut, which is craving a full English breakfast. Last night has wreaked havoc on your bowels and even though you have a nice demeanour about the office, you are costing your employer valuable money because all you really can handle is aimlessly surfing the net and writing junk e-mails or posting junk here at the Pub. 3 Skull Hangover Definite headache. Stomach feels crappy. You are definitely a space cadet and so not productive. Anytime a guy/girl walks by you gag because his/her cologne/perfume reminds you of the random gin shots you did with your alcoholic friends after the bouncer kicked you out at 1:45 a.m. Life would be better right now if you were in your bed with a dozen donuts and a litre of coke watching Good Morning with Richard and Judy. You've had 4 cups of coffee, a gallon of water, 2 Sausage Rolls and a litre of Gatorade - yet you haven't peed once. 4 Skull Hangover Your head is throbbing and you can't speak too quickly or else you might honk. You have lost the will to live. Your boss has already lambasted you for being late and has given you a lecture for reeking of booze. You wore nice clothes, but that can't hide the fact that you missed an oh-so crucial spot shaving, (girls, it looks like you put your make-up on while riding the bumper cars), your teeth have sweaters, your eyes look like one big vein and your hair style makes you look like a reject from the class picture of Moss side secondary school circa 1976. You would give a weeks pay for one of the following: 1. Home time 2. A duvet and somewhere to be alone, or 3. A time machine so you could go back and NOT have gone out the night before. 5 Skull Hangover (aka Dante's 4th Circle of Hell) You have a second heartbeat in your head which is actually scaring the employee who sits next to you. Death seems pretty good right now. You can't focus as your eyes are scrunched up against the overpowering glare from your computer screen. Rancid vodka vapour is seeping out of every pore, staining your shirt and making you dizzy. You still have toothpaste crust in the corners of your mouth, at least you think it's toothpaste crust. You don't give a damn either way. Your body has lost the ability to generate saliva and your tongue is suffocating you. You'd cry but that would take the last of the moisture left in your body. Talking is not an option. Your boss doesn't even get mad at you and your co-workers think that your dog just died because you look so pathetic. You should have called in sick because all you can manage to do is breathe....very gently. , Skull and Quill Society , The Watch Dog "We are 21st Century people who play a game of dress-up and who spend a lot of time pissing and moaning about the rules of the game and whether other people are playing fair." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pirate Petee Posted February 3, 2006 Share Posted February 3, 2006 I have had all of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hurricane Posted February 3, 2006 Share Posted February 3, 2006 If you add them all up together that would be the ones in my past. I am soooo much wiser now and know my limits and just how to exceed them enough to avoid the aftermath. -- Hurricane -- Hurricane ______________________________________________________________________ http://piratesofthecoast.com/images/pyracy-logo1.jpg Captain of The Pyrates of the Coast Author of "Memoirs of a Buccaneer: 30 Year Before the Mast" (Published in Fall 2011) Scurrilous Rogue Stirrer of Pots Fomenter of Mutiny Bon Vivant & Roustabout Part-time Carnival Barker Certified Ex-Wife Collector Experienced Drinking Companion "I was screwed. I readied my confession and the sobbing pleas not to tell my wife. But as I turned, no one was in the bed. The room was empty. The naked girl was gone, like magic." "Memoirs of a Buccaneer: 30 Years Before the Mast" - Amazon.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lady snow Posted February 3, 2006 Share Posted February 3, 2006 ditto hurricane! but really don't drink much anymore and never to excess. haven't in years! ~snow with faith, trust and pixiedust, everything is possible if it be tourist season, why can't we shoot them? IWG #3057 - Local 9 emmf steel rose player - bella donna, 2005 improv cast member and dance instructor - fort tryon medieval festival lady neige - midsummer renaissance faire Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pirate Petee Posted February 6, 2006 Share Posted February 6, 2006 I'm bordering on a 2 or 3 right now. I would do anything to back to bed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rummy3 Posted February 6, 2006 Share Posted February 6, 2006 LOL! Poor Petee! I imagine your hangover is related to the Superbowl. Here's a cyber Alka Seltzer - recover quickly! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pew Posted February 6, 2006 Author Share Posted February 6, 2006 Aye, aye Petee. I'm hovering around a 2 . . . , Skull and Quill Society , The Watch Dog "We are 21st Century people who play a game of dress-up and who spend a lot of time pissing and moaning about the rules of the game and whether other people are playing fair." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dorian Lasseter Posted February 6, 2006 Share Posted February 6, 2006 I'm just hovering around, waitin' ta see who makes a call on th' porceline phone... Truly, D. Lasseter Captain, The Lucy Propria Virtute Audax --- In Hoc Signo Vinces Ni Feidir An Dubh A Chur Ina Bhan Air "If I whet my glittering sword, and mine hand take hold on judgment; I will render vengeance to mine enemies, and will reward them that hate me." Deuteronomy 32:41 Envy and its evil twin - It crept in bed with slander - Idiots they gave advice - But Sloth it gave no answer - Anger kills the human soul - With butter tales of Lust - While Pavlov's Dogs keep chewin' - On the legs they never trust... The Seven Deadly Sins http://www.colonialnavy.org Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pirate Petee Posted February 6, 2006 Share Posted February 6, 2006 Yep, super bowl did me in. Oh man could I use some food and a bed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dorian Lasseter Posted February 6, 2006 Share Posted February 6, 2006 Happy wi' th' winners? Truly, D. Lasseter Captain, The Lucy Propria Virtute Audax --- In Hoc Signo Vinces Ni Feidir An Dubh A Chur Ina Bhan Air "If I whet my glittering sword, and mine hand take hold on judgment; I will render vengeance to mine enemies, and will reward them that hate me." Deuteronomy 32:41 Envy and its evil twin - It crept in bed with slander - Idiots they gave advice - But Sloth it gave no answer - Anger kills the human soul - With butter tales of Lust - While Pavlov's Dogs keep chewin' - On the legs they never trust... The Seven Deadly Sins http://www.colonialnavy.org Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pirate Petee Posted February 6, 2006 Share Posted February 6, 2006 I guess so, I didn't really have any fav's. About half time I was more into the partying. Now I'm paying for it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dorian Lasseter Posted February 6, 2006 Share Posted February 6, 2006 Ahhhh.... party cos' o' th' bowl... not so much fer who was in th' bowl... Now ye might be hangin' o'er a differ'nt bowl... Just try not to think o' anything like choppy waves, rollin' seas... Truly, D. Lasseter Captain, The Lucy Propria Virtute Audax --- In Hoc Signo Vinces Ni Feidir An Dubh A Chur Ina Bhan Air "If I whet my glittering sword, and mine hand take hold on judgment; I will render vengeance to mine enemies, and will reward them that hate me." Deuteronomy 32:41 Envy and its evil twin - It crept in bed with slander - Idiots they gave advice - But Sloth it gave no answer - Anger kills the human soul - With butter tales of Lust - While Pavlov's Dogs keep chewin' - On the legs they never trust... The Seven Deadly Sins http://www.colonialnavy.org Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lady snow Posted February 8, 2006 Share Posted February 8, 2006 i mostly watch the superbowl for the commercials! ~snow with faith, trust and pixiedust, everything is possible if it be tourist season, why can't we shoot them? IWG #3057 - Local 9 emmf steel rose player - bella donna, 2005 improv cast member and dance instructor - fort tryon medieval festival lady neige - midsummer renaissance faire Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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