Bonnie Red Weasel Posted January 8, 2006 Posted January 8, 2006 Okay, here's a fun new game for you - let's play Entertain the Weasel. My darlin' has gone out drinking without me again tonight (with very good reason, I might add), and I'm lonely and bored...
The Doctor Posted January 8, 2006 Posted January 8, 2006 Ah, my kingdom for a webcam! Nice job on the signature block, by the way. The only element missing is a smile. :) Yo ho ho! Or does nobody actually say that?
Mad Matt Posted January 8, 2006 Posted January 8, 2006 I saw her smiling this morning. She is a doll! Where'd everyone go? You will be flogged. And God willing, come morning, you will be flogged some more.
Patrick Hand Posted January 8, 2006 Posted January 8, 2006 let's play Entertain the Weasel. Wellllll ... there goes my mind tonight........ I've heard about chickens, and kitty cats, and even those tree chewing critters.... But why does "Entertain the Weasel" sound so...... eeeeergh.....well dirty ? (but fun) ...... or is it just me.....
Bonnie Red Weasel Posted January 8, 2006 Author Posted January 8, 2006 I was going to call the post "tease the weasel"...
Patrick Hand Posted January 9, 2006 Posted January 9, 2006 I was going to call the post "tease the weasel Aaaargh..... now you've gone and done it again....... there went my mind for the night........ "A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste....."
Bonnie Red Weasel Posted January 9, 2006 Author Posted January 9, 2006 I was going to call the post "tease the weasel Aaaargh..... now you've gone and done it again....... there went my mind for the night........ "A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste....." I do my best to lead good minds straight to the gutter... You should see what i do with GREAT minds!
Patrick Hand Posted January 10, 2006 Posted January 10, 2006 Awh..... but the realy cool part about having my mind in the gutter...... I get to look up all the women's skirts...... I do my best to lead good minds straight to the gutter...You should see what i do with GREAT minds! Obvioulsy they don't mind, do they.............
Bonnie Red Weasel Posted January 10, 2006 Author Posted January 10, 2006 Obvioulsy they don't mind, do they............. Well, it's kind of hard for them to complain with their mouths so otherwise occupied...
Patrick Hand Posted January 10, 2006 Posted January 10, 2006 hard for them to complain with their mouths so otherwise occupied... Aaaaack....... run away...... Shes got a ball gag............ (Kinda a lame gag, wasn't it..... )
Mad Matt Posted January 10, 2006 Posted January 10, 2006 Aye mate. Lame it was. Why would ye be runnin' from the little Weasel. Look at her man! Men run to her, not away! You will be flogged. And God willing, come morning, you will be flogged some more.
Killian Posted January 10, 2006 Posted January 10, 2006 My darlin' has gone out drinking without me again tonight (with very good reason, I might add), and I'm lonely and bored... The nerve... I hope you gave him a piece of your mind.
Bonnie Red Weasel Posted January 10, 2006 Author Posted January 10, 2006 The nerve... I hope you gave him a piece of your mind. I gave him very specific conditions under which I would allow him to go out without me guilt-free. As far as I know, he met those conditions. But if anyone has evidence to the contrary, please pm me immediately.
Killian Posted January 10, 2006 Posted January 10, 2006 I gave him very specific conditions under which I would allow him to go out without me guilt-free. As far as I know, he met those conditions. But if anyone has evidence to the contrary, please pm me immediately. If I hear anything I will let you know, though I have a strong feeling nothing more happened than .
Bonnie Red Weasel Posted January 10, 2006 Author Posted January 10, 2006 If I hear anything I will let you know, though I have a strong feeling nothing more happened than . I've heard about you and your feelings...
Killian Posted January 10, 2006 Posted January 10, 2006 I've heard about you and your feelings... They haven't lead me astray yet.
Hawkyns Posted January 10, 2006 Posted January 10, 2006 You mean you haven't objected to where they've led you!! Hawkyns Cannon add dignity to what otherwise would be merely an ugly brawl I do what I do for my own reasons. I do not require anyone to follow me. I do not require society's approval for my actions or beliefs. if I am to be judged, let me be judged in the pure light of history, not the harsh glare of modern trends.
Bonnie Red Weasel Posted January 10, 2006 Author Posted January 10, 2006 They haven't lead me astray yet. Here's hoping they never will
Killian Posted January 10, 2006 Posted January 10, 2006 You mean you haven't objected to where they've led you!!Hawkyns Not saying I haven't been lead into bad situations, but in the long run it was best for me, and I wouldn't change anything that has happened to me.
Killian Posted January 10, 2006 Posted January 10, 2006 They haven't lead me astray yet. Here's hoping they never will I will drink to that.
Diego Santana de la Vega Posted January 11, 2006 Posted January 11, 2006 yeah! welcome the N F L No Effing love Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a knife in your back.
Bonnie Red Weasel Posted January 11, 2006 Author Posted January 11, 2006 yeah! welcome the N F L No Effing love Thanks - you'd think I would have been smart enough to join years ago. Misery loves company, right?
Mad Matt Posted January 11, 2006 Posted January 11, 2006 Listen to "My Friend of Misery". It may apply here. You will be flogged. And God willing, come morning, you will be flogged some more.
oderlesseye Posted January 11, 2006 Posted January 11, 2006 So, Is the Weassle hungry? OR is the Weassle thirsty? While we figure that out can We think of words that ryme wit Weassle? NAaahhh.... )Oh hi there Bonnie Red Weasel. http://www.myspace.com/oderlesseyehttp://www.facebook....esseye?ref=nameHangin at Execution dock awaits. May yer Life be a long and joyous adventure in gettin there!As he was about to face the gallows there, the pirate is said to have tossed a sheaf of papers into the crowd, taunting his audience with these final words: "My treasure to he who can understand."
Killian Posted January 11, 2006 Posted January 11, 2006 Hey OE where did you find the Crimson Voodoo, that stuff is good?
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