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  • 4 years later...

chuck norris does not get frost bite...chuck norris bites frost!

if you spell chuck norris in scrabble...you win...FOREVER!

chuck norris will never have a heart attack...his heart isnt nearly foolish enough to attack him.

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Chuck Norris, Mr. T, and Hulk Hogan were all killed in a plane crash. When they got to the Pearly Gates they asked to see God.

Mr. T said, "Let me guard the steps to your throne"

Hulk Hogan said, "Let me be your right hand man."

Chuck Norris said, "Get out of my chair"

Remember, Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills people...well him, and bullets that is.

Edited by Graydog

Why am I sharing my opinion? Because I am a special snowflake who has an opinion of such import that it must be shared and because people really care what I think!

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