Jose Curvo Cookie

[Biker]

Some of the best cookies you will ever taste!

Jose Cuervo Christmas Cookies:

1 cup of water

1 tsp baking soda

1 cup of sugar

1 tsp salt

1 cup of brown sugar

1 tsp lemon juice

4 large eggs

1 cup nuts

2 cups of dried fruit

1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila

Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo

again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and

drink.

Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy

bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar.. Beat again. At this point it's best to

make sure the Cuervo is still OK, try another cup, just in case.

Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck

in the cup of dried fruit, Pick the frigging fruit off floor...

Mix on the turner.! If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just

pry lloose with a drewscriver. Sample the Cuervo to check for

tonsisticity.

Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who giveshz a sheet. Check

the Jose Cuervo. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add

table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.

Greash the oven.

Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to

beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl out, finish the Jose Juervo

and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.

CHERRY MISTMAS!

[Rummy3]

WooHoo Biker! Now this sounds like my kind of cooking!

[Durty Mick Moon]

sounds like just another ordinary night in Mick's kitchen....'cept ye kin substitue dark run fer the takillya....

[Rummy3]

Dark Rum - YUM!