Christmas parodies

[Biker]

Chestnuts roasting on a open fire

Chipmunks roasting on an open fire

Hot sauce dripping from their toes

(“Oh! That tickles!”)

Yuletide squirrels fresh filleted by the choir

They poked hot skewers through their nose

(“Ow! Wrong end, ya cowboy!”)

Everybody knows some pepper and a garlic clove

Help to make them seasoned right

Tiny rats with a crisp golden coat

Will really hit the spot tonight

And now when Santa sees his tray

(“Ho ho ho ho ho ho”)

There’ll be some homemade chipmunk jerky for his sleigh

(“Mmmm…Hey, look at that!”)

And every hungry child is gonna spy

To see if chipmunks really sing when they fry

And so I’m brushing on some honey glaze

To keep them crisp and juicy too

Let’s hope they get served many times many ways

Tasty Chipmunks, good food

And so I'm offering some recipes

From chipmunk pie to chipmunk stew

I’m not really sad that it ended this way

Furry chipmunks screw you

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White Trash Christmas

(Parody of White Christmas)

I’m dreamin’ of a white trash Christmas

We’ll decorate the mobile home

There’ll be cousin’s kissin’

And front teeth missin’

And you’ll hear grandpa peein’ in the snow

I’m dreamin’ of a white trash Christmas

No Christmas card from my ex-wife

I did get a subpoena though

Our family tree is leanin’ to the right

And we’ll all be playin’ poker Christmas night

Lady’s and gentlemen, one of the three wise men on harmonica

Lets pick out a few presents now

We’re going to celebrate another white trash Christmas

With mad dog wine and miller light

And when our hound dog is howlin’ through the night

He says may all your Christmas’ be white

Oh, ah, pay no attention to that all trespassers will be shot sign,

That don’t apply to you Santa

Nice rack on Blitzen though

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lots of others on www.bobrivers.com

[tishsparrow]

i have his cd. great stuff, man... i like the one about the angel stuck on the tree (who put the stump in my rumpapumpapum) and the one about santa in the chimney sung by that little kid (theres something stuck up in the chimney and i dont know what it is, and its been a year since christmas...)