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I'd rather be in a boat with a drink on the rocks,

than in the drink with a boat on the rocks.

RumbaRue

**My job is to comfort the disturbed and disturb the comfortable** :)

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And the old classic:

Everyone together, now...

I would rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

Rumors of my death were right on the money.

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