Cap'n Knifehand Ken Posted September 20, 2003 Posted September 20, 2003 Any o' you barnacle buggers done seen Yellowbeard, tha movie what stars Graham Chapman, John Cleese, Cheech&Chong? Helluva funny pirate spoof!!!! The pirate Knifehand Ken captured many galleons, killing over five-hundred men in cold blood. He would tear the captains hearts out and swallow them whole. Often forcing his victims to eat their own lips.
Redd Oktober Posted September 21, 2003 Posted September 21, 2003 Sweet Frank Schoonover! Of course, matey! "Pathetic! Takin' the easy way out, that is!" "How d'you mean exactly?" "Dyin! He'd only been in four year...you won't catch me dyin. You have to KILL ME before I die!" Plus...John Cleese as Blind Pew is brilliant! I think we should start a movement to get that film on DVD...what d'ya say? YARRR! The Oktober be silent now! Just call me "REDD!"
Cap'n Knifehand Ken Posted September 21, 2003 Author Posted September 21, 2003 I be joinin' in that movement, Red!!!!! The pirate Knifehand Ken captured many galleons, killing over five-hundred men in cold blood. He would tear the captains hearts out and swallow them whole. Often forcing his victims to eat their own lips.
Cap'n Coyote Posted September 22, 2003 Posted September 22, 2003 Where's my map? What map? If you tell me you don't know where it is, I'll nail your t*ts to the table. <thunk> Oh...that map. Bloody Brilliant! Rumors of my death were right on the money.
Cap'n Knifehand Ken Posted September 24, 2003 Author Posted September 24, 2003 *stagger,stagger,roll,stagger...* The pirate Knifehand Ken captured many galleons, killing over five-hundred men in cold blood. He would tear the captains hearts out and swallow them whole. Often forcing his victims to eat their own lips.
Cap'n Knifehand Ken Posted September 24, 2003 Author Posted September 24, 2003 *I'm talking about the fruit of your loins. Fruit of me loins? I haven't got fruit in me loins! Lice, yes, and proud of 'em, but no fruit! * The pirate Knifehand Ken captured many galleons, killing over five-hundred men in cold blood. He would tear the captains hearts out and swallow them whole. Often forcing his victims to eat their own lips.
Redd Oktober Posted September 24, 2003 Posted September 24, 2003 "Yeah...'eads ooze a lot...'eads do, but I can live with that!" YARRR! The Oktober be silent now! Just call me "REDD!"
John Maddox Roberts Posted September 25, 2003 Posted September 25, 2003 Idle: You're blind Cleese: But I 'ave acute 'earing. Idle: I don't care about your jewelry!
Redd Oktober Posted September 25, 2003 Posted September 25, 2003 Pew: "Evenin'. Seems as though there was a bit of a squabble." Moon:"Squabble? They're all dead!" Pew:"All? Must have been more of a tiff then." YARRR! The Oktober be silent now! Just call me "REDD!"
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