Redd Oktober Posted September 20, 2003 Posted September 20, 2003 Some o' me mates have asked me between screamin'... "Oh Redd, where did ye get yer fine dreadlocks?" "Well," sez I, "These are natural. But ye can fake 'em, if ye like. Just go to yer local costume shop, or Spirit store, and buy one (or even two) rastafarian cap/wigs. Just cut out the yak hair dreads and sew them into the back part of a kercheif. Weave some bones and other trinkets inter yer hair...and AVAST! Pirate Dreadlocks." If ye wants ter find some bones to weave inter yer hair, there's a place in Albany, CA called The Bone Room. I think they be on the internet. That's where ol' Redd got his prized trinket: A real set of human finger bones that he mounted on a medal with a pierced doubloon. So now Redd can always say his captain gave him "The Finger". YARRR! The Oktober be silent now! Just call me "REDD!"
Cap'n Knifehand Ken Posted September 21, 2003 Posted September 21, 2003 I drink to ye Mate!!! Ye be a fine back 'earted scallywag, like meself!!! The pirate Knifehand Ken captured many galleons, killing over five-hundred men in cold blood. He would tear the captains hearts out and swallow them whole. Often forcing his victims to eat their own lips.
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