Who's the best looking Pyrate of them all

[Durty Mick Moon]

well, PyratePhil, I thought ye a writer o' subtlety n' nuance but ye seem ta be layin' yer cards all on the table thar, mate....so be tellin' us, what be yer real feelins' ....

n' Monterey Jack....are ye then a cheesehead, mate? how 'bout Roguefort or Camembert (I like "Camembert" meself)....

[Diego Santana de la Vega]

best lookin pirate huh???? Rummy!

[oderlesseye]

Hey Petee link

[Pirate Petee]

Oh, thats awesome.

[The Doctor]

So many lovely women here to bewitch and beguile us, and ye expect us to choose?! Ye must be daft!!

[Scarlet McBayne]

Jack, dont choose...jest write out yer christmas wish list.LOL

[Caraccioli]

Lucille La Verne?

(Ok Christine, let's see how well you know your stuff. )

[Christine]

Only reason why I know that is cuz she was involved with voice over. She was the voice of the evil queen/witch in Snow White.

Do you know who Lucille Bliss is?

[PyratePhil]

Looks like somebody here has an opinion!

Oh, aye, lass - and a strong one at thet!

[PyratePhil]

well, PyratePhil, I thought ye a writer o' subtlety n' nuance but ye seem ta be layin' yer cards all on the table thar, mate....so be tellin' us, what be yer real feelins' ....

When the heart is involved, subtlety and nuance go the frig out the window!

[Caraccioli]

Yes, "...who's the fairest of them all?"

Lucille Bliss was Smurfette...but I'm sure that's not what you're referring to.

[Christine]

Yup, the voice of Smurfette, that's what I meant. Nice lady too. :)

[Caraccioli]

Smurfette was originally a brunette created by Gargamel. Somehow she became the only female Smurf and a blond to boot.

Somewhere, long ago, there was a joke in here, but it's not funny anymore. Overkill.

[Christine]

Yup, she was sent to ruin the smurfs, but being brunette and looking dowdy didn't work. It was Papa Smurf who changed her, made her look blonde, which really drove all the smurfs nuts!

I can only imagine what the joke was-lol!

[Rogue Mermaid]

You'd like with her being the only female in a huge colony of males that the boy smurfs would take what they could get. Picky bastards. Smurf that!

[Caraccioli]

You'd like with her being the only female in a huge colony of males that the boy smurfs would take what they could get.  Picky bastards.  Smurf that!

? Do you mean, "You'd think..."

I get the impression the smurfs had a different view of things. There was originally no female smurf at all and had she not been created, would never had existed. We should email Peyo and ask him (or possibly her) from whence Smurfs sprout.

(Say...what the hell are we talking about? Sorry, I've drug us off way topic for a joke that either nobody else got or thought was funny. Onward, McDuff.)

[Durty Mick Moon]

Best Lookin' Pyrate (least ways male):

[Diego Santana de la Vega]

Best Lookin' Pyrate (least ways male):

not even if you are dumb, drunk and stupid is this man good looking! mick, mate! what it be yer packin yer pipe with?

[Christine]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!! Oh, geez!

[Pirate Petee]

I dont know... that eyebrow.

[Durty Mick Moon]

Aye, "even if you are dumb, drunk and stupid "...don't be mincin' yer words thar mate, n' one out o' three ain't too bad... but that thar be Longgg Johhnnn Sil-verrrr who be the best at lookin' like a pyrate then, so's I be concurrin' wi' yer point....how 'bout this here pyrate:

Well, Ladies? :)

[Bonnie Red Weasel]

Killian is damned fine looking.

[Killian]

Thanx love. I say your a lot better looking than I am.

[tishsparrow]

if i may throw in my nomination...

kermit is sexy...

[Christine]

Tim Curry as Long John Silver from the same movie is really sexy!!!