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Guest Pirate Molly
Posted

Hey there, me mad dog of a husband! Thank ye most kindly for the warm birthday wishes. But get ye off yer duff before any more barnacles grow on it, and get home to eat birthday cake with me.

Your willing lass,

Molly ;)

Posted

Well mate. I'd say you best be upping anchor be heading for port. Happy B'day Pirate Molly! Calm seas and following winds to ye.

;)

Scupper

"That's the navy for you. Rum in the scuppers today. Blood in the scuppers tomorrow."

Thrist is a shameless disease. So here's to a shameful cure!

"Loyalty, honesty and directness are traits I admire. Insecurity, snipes and disrespect I will not tolerate in the least."

Posted

I be drinkin' a toast to yer birthday, lassie.

As a wise adventurer said: "It ain't the years, it's the miles." :ph34r:

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Captain, we always knew you were a whoopsie.

Rumors of my death are entirely premature.

Posted

An' what do we do with a pirate named Molly? Well we be floggin' Molly for her beerthday! Heeheheeeeee! LOL! Cheers, ye don't get any younger! :ph34r:

RumbaRue

**A balanced diet is a mug of rum in each hand** :ph34r:

Guest Pirate Molly
Posted

Why, thank ye all for your kindly birthday wishes. I had a swell day, and Stynky did such a yar job of making it great for me. He even swabbed all me decks and got 'em nice and clean, something he knows I appreciate. :ph34r:

Stynk, put Swiffers on ye old shoppin' list, OK?

Posted

'appy Birthday Molly!!! I be drinkin' to yer health, wealth an 'appiness!!!

:ph34r:

The pirate Knifehand Ken captured many galleons, killing over five-hundred men in cold blood. He would tear the captains hearts out and swallow them whole. Often forcing his victims to eat their own lips.

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