Diego Santana de la Vega Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 "I'm sorry I can't do that because I'm getting married" she said. I said "I'm sorry too" Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a knife in your back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merrydeath Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 a friend of mine got flashed at the St Louis Arch.. her response was.. "it looks like a dick only smaller." Did you get a picture? No picture, but I wish she had... the other line I have used is.. "I don't do miniatures." Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Hearted Pearl Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 In my younger days, the son of a family friend came over to where I was babysitting. The next thing I knew, he had whipped it out and which point I started laughing. Needless to say (pun intended) he zipped up real fast and left me alone after that. ~Black Hearted Pearl The optimist expects the wind. The pessimist complains about the wind. The realist adjusts the sails. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Syren Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 Hmm I was flashed once..In High School. I looked at him..What else could one do? Tilted my head and then told him very professionally that 'My dogs was much much bigger." His friends laughed so much. He hated me after that, I cannot tell you how many times we were in the Principals office. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v519/Dara286/trident01-11.png If you got a dream chase it, cause a dream won't chase you back...(Cody Johnson Till you Can't) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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