Tall Paul Posted August 23, 2005 Share Posted August 23, 2005 These online name generators have always seemed a bit random to me. I was wandering if there was a formula for finding your pirate name, in the same way that there is a formula for finding your pornstar name. first pets name + mothers maiden name = your pornstar name (Bud Fox in my case ) or the formula for finding your romance writer name. Second name + the street where you live = romance authers name (Richard Greenstead) Please bear in mind that this is a work in progress, but here is a first attempt at a pirate name formula. Here it goes. Colour of your car/vehicle(or your front door if you do not drive) + The part of your body that most recently needed medical attention (sticking plasters count) + your second name (last name if you don't have a first name) = Your pirate name. You should abbreviate your second name if possible for example William = Will or Bill, Richard = Dick Thomas = tom etc. Its a bit rough at the moment, but give it a go and see what happens. By the way, that would make my pirate name Silver Toe Dick Any othe suggestions for a pirate name formula are welcome. Cpt "Tall Paul" Adams Colchester Historical Enactment Society (C.H.E.S.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tudor MercWench Smith Posted August 23, 2005 Share Posted August 23, 2005 Grey Heels Beth? I don't know - i think it has a certain ring to it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sealegs Constance Posted August 23, 2005 Share Posted August 23, 2005 Aye mine would be Blue Lungs Laura Sealegs Constance I am what I am Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duchess Posted August 23, 2005 Share Posted August 23, 2005 Tan Pinky Ann I think this leaves something to be desired... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rumba Rue Posted August 23, 2005 Share Posted August 23, 2005 Tan Pinky Ann I think this leaves something to be desired... Me thinks this name finding thing isn't working well.... I got Gold Back Lynn ........ uh I don't think so! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Killian Posted August 23, 2005 Share Posted August 23, 2005 Hmmmm Green Arm Mike, Sounds like I need to have it removed because it is infected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duchess Posted August 23, 2005 Share Posted August 23, 2005 Aye, mine reminds me of an old Japanese mob movie. Where approximately twenty minutes of the film is devoted to an underboss having to procure a fake pinky finger, after cutting his own off to atone for some indiscretion. Ultimately he ends up with the enormous thing (because it slides over the actors not actually removed pinky finger) that is about four shades darker than the rest of his hand. He then wanders around showing it off and the other mobsters are much impressed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Hand Posted August 23, 2005 Share Posted August 23, 2005 Hummmm..... My Pornstar name..... Tippy Robertson Nah..... just dosen't sound right. Romance Writter's name.... Edward Lilac Nah....still dosen't sound right....... Pyrate Name.... Black Leg Ed..... Closer, but I Think I'll just stick with Patrick Hand........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tall Paul Posted August 23, 2005 Author Share Posted August 23, 2005 Ho Hum, I said it was a work in progress. I think so far there have been more hits than miss. I Kinda like Gold Back Lynn, it sounds Exotic, and it involves gold which is always a plus for Pirates. And as Killian said, Green Arm Mike sounds like a name that could have resulted from a nasty septic battlewound. Anyway, the Idea was to get people thinking. Can anyone come up with a better formula? If so, please post it here, because between you and me, i think that "Silver Toe Dick" was definately a miss Cpt "Tall Paul" Adams Colchester Historical Enactment Society (C.H.E.S.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaptainCiaran Posted August 23, 2005 Share Posted August 23, 2005 @ Sealegs' and Duchess' pirate names! Patrick, yer pornstar name would make a better romance author name! Rumba, yer pirate name sounds like a casino employee's name! TallPaul, yer pornstar name is a winner fer sure! Okay, so mine would be: 1) Pornstar name -- Bimbo Senter 2) Romance author name -- Allen Stuart 3) Pirate name -- Silver Neck Al I wonder if one of the most important steps on our journey is the one in which we throw away the map. -- Loreena McKennitt My fathers knew of wind and tide, and my blood is maritime. -- Stan Rogers I don't pretend to be captain weird. I just do what I do. -- Johnny Depp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pirate Petee Posted August 23, 2005 Share Posted August 23, 2005 Ok here we go. Porn Star Name: Poochy Brown Romantic Name: Karl Canon Pirate Name: Black Shoulder Karl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaptainCiaran Posted August 23, 2005 Share Posted August 23, 2005 Maybe it's jes the state of mind (or mindlessness) that I'm in today, but I am laughing my ass off at some of these. Petee, yer's are a riot, mate! I wonder if one of the most important steps on our journey is the one in which we throw away the map. -- Loreena McKennitt My fathers knew of wind and tide, and my blood is maritime. -- Stan Rogers I don't pretend to be captain weird. I just do what I do. -- Johnny Depp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tall Paul Posted August 23, 2005 Author Share Posted August 23, 2005 Edward Lilac I think that is a perfect name for the author of those Mills&Boon, (Do you get Mills&Boon in the States?) period romances. Cpt "Tall Paul" Adams Colchester Historical Enactment Society (C.H.E.S.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dorian Lasseter Posted August 23, 2005 Share Posted August 23, 2005 Right... I'll give it a go... Porn star name... Bandit Fischer.... eh... Romance Writer... Joseph Brook.... eh... Pyrate name.... I have several vehicles... so... White Back Joe or Gold Back Joe or Red Back Joe or Blue Back Joe Before me back I coulda been Finger... White finger, Gold Finger, Red Finger, Blue Finger.... sounds like stages of a disease.... Truly, D. Lasseter Captain, The Lucy Propria Virtute Audax --- In Hoc Signo Vinces Ni Feidir An Dubh A Chur Ina Bhan Air "If I whet my glittering sword, and mine hand take hold on judgment; I will render vengeance to mine enemies, and will reward them that hate me." Deuteronomy 32:41 Envy and its evil twin - It crept in bed with slander - Idiots they gave advice - But Sloth it gave no answer - Anger kills the human soul - With butter tales of Lust - While Pavlov's Dogs keep chewin' - On the legs they never trust... The Seven Deadly Sins http://www.colonialnavy.org Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red-Handed Jill Posted August 23, 2005 Share Posted August 23, 2005 Hmmm.... My Pirate Name comes out to Blue Hypothalamus Jill. I think I'll stick to Red-Handed Jill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hrothgar Addams Posted August 24, 2005 Share Posted August 24, 2005 Porn star name: Flash Sheilds Not bad-- unless we're talkin super speedy performance. . . Romance Writer: Lloyd Bowdish Hmmm--I think my pen name needs a pen name. Pirate name: Pewter Ass Lloyd . . I think the generator needs more work Never give up--Never surrender! Remember -- A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...BUT a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn...that was fun!" Live while yer alive--an' when yore dead be done with it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Sully Posted August 24, 2005 Share Posted August 24, 2005 Porn star name = Frogmore Ferguson ?!? Romance writer = Ralph Periwinkle ( maybe children's books instead) Pirate = Silver leg Ralph Could chop off my leg and get a silver peg! "Remember, on a pirate ship, in pirate waters, in a pirate world, ask no questions. Believe only what you see. No, believe half of what you see."... Burt Lancaster DUM SPIRO SPERO... WHILE I BREATH, I HOPE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Seahawke Posted August 24, 2005 Share Posted August 24, 2005 humm, let's see Red Arse K NOPE I love my persona.. Lady Cassandra Seahawke, thank ya kindly hey, how about this your gender being stated in some form + the name of a famous American soldier, politician, or diplomat ..+your first or mid name.+your favorite vacaction spot + one of your favorite wild animals = pirate name. Looking above and below....YEPPERs I do believe that will do it proper... I just got my name plotted out correctly. The stated formula will come out to be Lady Cassandra Seahawke, how about that. Huzzah Lady Cassandra Seahawke Captain of SIREN'S RESURRECTION, Her fleet JAGUAR'S SPIRIT, ROARING LION , SEA WITCH AND RED VIXEN For she, her captains and their crews are.... ...Amazon by Blood... ...... Warrior by Nature...... ............Pirate by Trade............ If'n ye hear ta Trill ye sure to know tat yer end be near... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tishsparrow Posted August 24, 2005 Share Posted August 24, 2005 tried yours... i ended up with miss ashley florida mustang. with some changes, yours would work. the other formula gives me white leg meg, has a bit of a ring to it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tall Paul Posted August 24, 2005 Author Share Posted August 24, 2005 your gender being stated in some form + the name of a famous American soldier, politician, or diplomat ..+your first or mid name.+your favorite vacaction spot + one of your favorite wild animals = pirate name. I Tried, I really did, (Not knowing many American politicians didn't help) but the best I could come up with was Mr Bushdick canarieswoolf Sorry. Cpt "Tall Paul" Adams Colchester Historical Enactment Society (C.H.E.S.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rumba Rue Posted August 24, 2005 Share Posted August 24, 2005 ROTFLMAF!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sealegs Constance Posted August 24, 2005 Share Posted August 24, 2005 Now that is funny Sealegs Constance I am what I am Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sealegs Constance Posted August 24, 2005 Share Posted August 24, 2005 Ok I tried Lady Seahawke's formula and this is what I came up with. Lady Pickettlaura Wildwoodwolves. god lord that is weird. Sealegs Constance I am what I am Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Talon Posted August 24, 2005 Share Posted August 24, 2005 With Lady Seahawke's method I get Lady Heathanne Seawolf Before that my porn name would be.... Kitty Brown Romance writer's name....Anne Hadley Let me live deep while I live; let me know the rich juices of red meat and stinging wine on my palate, the hot embrace of white arms, the mad exultation of battle when the blue blades flame and crimson, and I am content. Let teachers and priests and philosophers brood over questions of reality and illusion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad_Molly Posted August 24, 2005 Share Posted August 24, 2005 Let's see... my pornstar name is apparently Pumpkin Brannen. Odd. Romance writer name is Elizabeth Los Ranchos. *snerk* My pirate name is... White Nose Beth?! *giggle fit* Using the second formula, I get... Miss Lincoln Elizabeth Belisetiger? Um... I'll stick with Mad Molly. Everyone loves an Irish girl. Mad Molly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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