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It's all girl-on-girl. Ahhh, I remember the Golden Age of Piracy when roaming bands of lesbian buccaneers sailed the high seas looking for booty.

I'll reserve judgement until it's released.

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"He's a Pirate dancer, He dances for money, Any old dollar will do...

"He's a pirate dancer, His dances are funny... 'Cuz he's only got one shoe! Ahhrrr!"

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I don't know, is it?

I thought it was usual in the Xrated industry to just display guys, nothing wrong with it but i love guys so..bummer if it is :huh:

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Aaaargh.... but th' cover do look tantilizing.................

Wot was the name of that other Pyrate Porn...... A lady friend hadda copy of it, and I just wanted to see it for the Pyrates...... (Th' scary part is ..... thats realy why I wanted to see th' movie.......)

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This upcoming X-rated movie is done with many of the same gals that were in "Privates of the Carribean" (which by the way I understand can no longer be found online for sale).

Done in almost identical fashion as "Privates" except more women and very little use of men.

So I expect the same cheesy stuff as usual....yawn.

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Well curiosity killed the ... turtle and I watched the little sneak peak/behind the scenes videos. The movie actually doesnt look too bad... *ponders* I saw they have pirate guys in it so I'll deffinatly see if I can obtain a copy to do a study of the costumes... :rolleyes: or lack thereof lol. Though I have a feeling the males will spend a heck of a lot more screen time clothed than the females will.

A little disapointed that it seems to be a blockbuster (excuse the pun) of blond pirate barbies... hopefully maybe they threw a red-head in there.

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Where is a good place to find these movies of which you speak?

Texas Terror the Flat Land Pyrate -- guitarist abord the land Yacht "Lady Gale"

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eh i dont know....

not a big fan of this kind of stuff i like jeena jameson (sp?) but eh worth a shot

But why is the rum gone?

Save a horse ride a cowboy!

Take me away and take me farther, suround me now and hold me like holy

My toes are getting pruney

Also my head is round that window is square....

My name is Micheal J Kabous and i eat babies!

Your toast has been burned and no amount of scraping will remove the black stuff

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Has anyone played the trailer? Looks like they've finally done a decent indecent pirate movie, and with a sense of humor! (Pirates running from an army of skeletons screaming "turn that %&^$#!! boat around!) :ph34r:

Can't find a price anywhere though, but if its a 3 disc set its gotta be costly.

Monterey Jack

"yes I am a pirate 200 years too late,

the cannons don't thunder, there's nothin to plunder,

I'm an over-40 victim of fate,

arrivin too late.........."

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Hahaaaa, a friend said I should get a copy and have a party at my place...uh more like it would be detracting into an orgy.....

And when should we be expecting an invitation, love? :ph34r::ph34r:

Yo ho ho! Or does nobody actually say that?

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Just saw the trailer, now THIS is an adult Pirate movie!

The Privates of the Caribbean crap was a waiste of money, as pointed out on the pub before, sailing at speed with furled sails, a crew of precisely 4 people(or was it three..) on one of the ships..it was a joke, and a bad one!

This one looks awesome, wow..it's incredible.

I will get this one for sure, in fact i can't wait :ph34r:

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Aye, I always cringe at that! How can these girls go sticking their fingers up their own or up another girl's when they have long nails?! :lol: No one with long nails comes near me, that would hurt!

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Aye, I always cringe at that! How can these girls go sticking their fingers up their own or up another girl's when they have long nails?! :lol: No one with long nails comes near me, that would hurt!

Therein is the suspension of belief necessary for most fiction. Next time you're stuck in a supermarket checkout line, check out how short Rosie O'Donnell's nails are.

:lol:

Dances for nickels.

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