Charity Posted August 13, 2005 Share Posted August 13, 2005 "Pirates" movie site Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Longarm Posted August 14, 2005 Share Posted August 14, 2005 Now that looks like fun. I love the smell of gunpowder in the morning. To me it smells like....PIRACY! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap'n Pete Straw Posted August 14, 2005 Share Posted August 14, 2005 It's all girl-on-girl. Ahhh, I remember the Golden Age of Piracy when roaming bands of lesbian buccaneers sailed the high seas looking for booty. I'll reserve judgement until it's released. "He's a Pirate dancer, He dances for money, Any old dollar will do... "He's a pirate dancer, His dances are funny... 'Cuz he's only got one shoe! Ahhrrr!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christine Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 Looks pretty intresting! Nothing wrong with girl on girl action. Pirate chicks getting it on, cool! lol! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charity Posted August 18, 2005 Author Share Posted August 18, 2005 I don't know, is it? I thought it was usual in the Xrated industry to just display guys, nothing wrong with it but i love guys so..bummer if it is Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Hand Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 Aaaargh.... but th' cover do look tantilizing................. Wot was the name of that other Pyrate Porn...... A lady friend hadda copy of it, and I just wanted to see it for the Pyrates...... (Th' scary part is ..... thats realy why I wanted to see th' movie.......) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lorien_stormfeather Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 Perhaps ye be thinking of Conquest? Good ships, good costuming fer the men (when they had clothes on), sorta a story line. Girls rescue pirate from Hanging... Unfortunately the girls pirates were bimbos (duh!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rumba Rue Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 This upcoming X-rated movie is done with many of the same gals that were in "Privates of the Carribean" (which by the way I understand can no longer be found online for sale). Done in almost identical fashion as "Privates" except more women and very little use of men. So I expect the same cheesy stuff as usual....yawn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DumbassTurtle Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 Well curiosity killed the ... turtle and I watched the little sneak peak/behind the scenes videos. The movie actually doesnt look too bad... *ponders* I saw they have pirate guys in it so I'll deffinatly see if I can obtain a copy to do a study of the costumes... or lack thereof lol. Though I have a feeling the males will spend a heck of a lot more screen time clothed than the females will. A little disapointed that it seems to be a blockbuster (excuse the pun) of blond pirate barbies... hopefully maybe they threw a red-head in there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lorien_stormfeather Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 I believe "Privates of the Caribbean" was just a newly packaged copy of "Conquest"...or so I been told... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rumba Rue Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 No it's not. I have "Conquest" and it is nothing like "Privates of the Carribean". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. Lazarus Gage Posted August 28, 2005 Share Posted August 28, 2005 LOL this discussion is just too funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andelew Posted September 23, 2005 Share Posted September 23, 2005 Where is a good place to find these movies of which you speak? Texas Terror the Flat Land Pyrate -- guitarist abord the land Yacht "Lady Gale" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christine Posted September 23, 2005 Share Posted September 23, 2005 Most likely adult stores like F street here in San Diego. I'm sure you could also order them off their website too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leatherneck Posted September 30, 2005 Share Posted September 30, 2005 That looks like a good movie, I think i actually might watch it with out hitting the fast forward button. AAARRRGGHHH!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skull pyrate Carter Posted September 30, 2005 Share Posted September 30, 2005 If curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back...I'll be sure to be a seein' this lil' film. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloody_Mary_Bonney Posted September 30, 2005 Share Posted September 30, 2005 eh i dont know.... not a big fan of this kind of stuff i like jeena jameson (sp?) but eh worth a shot But why is the rum gone? Save a horse ride a cowboy! Take me away and take me farther, suround me now and hold me like holy My toes are getting pruney Also my head is round that window is square.... My name is Micheal J Kabous and i eat babies! Your toast has been burned and no amount of scraping will remove the black stuff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rumba Rue Posted September 30, 2005 Share Posted September 30, 2005 Hahaaaa, a friend said I should get a copy and have a party at my place...uh more like it would be detracting into an orgy..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monterey Jack Posted September 30, 2005 Share Posted September 30, 2005 Has anyone played the trailer? Looks like they've finally done a decent indecent pirate movie, and with a sense of humor! (Pirates running from an army of skeletons screaming "turn that %&^$#!! boat around!) Can't find a price anywhere though, but if its a 3 disc set its gotta be costly. Monterey Jack "yes I am a pirate 200 years too late, the cannons don't thunder, there's nothin to plunder, I'm an over-40 victim of fate, arrivin too late.........." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Doctor Posted October 1, 2005 Share Posted October 1, 2005 Hahaaaa, a friend said I should get a copy and have a party at my place...uh more like it would be detracting into an orgy..... And when should we be expecting an invitation, love? Yo ho ho! Or does nobody actually say that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christine Posted October 1, 2005 Share Posted October 1, 2005 Aye Jack, it sounds like some of the parties I've been to up in LA! :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charity Posted October 1, 2005 Author Share Posted October 1, 2005 Just saw the trailer, now THIS is an adult Pirate movie! The Privates of the Caribbean crap was a waiste of money, as pointed out on the pub before, sailing at speed with furled sails, a crew of precisely 4 people(or was it three..) on one of the ships..it was a joke, and a bad one! This one looks awesome, wow..it's incredible. I will get this one for sure, in fact i can't wait Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Story Posted October 4, 2005 Share Posted October 4, 2005 I hope they trim their nails, before searching for buried treasure. Dances for nickels. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christine Posted October 4, 2005 Share Posted October 4, 2005 Aye, I always cringe at that! How can these girls go sticking their fingers up their own or up another girl's when they have long nails?! No one with long nails comes near me, that would hurt! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Story Posted October 4, 2005 Share Posted October 4, 2005 Aye, I always cringe at that! How can these girls go sticking their fingers up their own or up another girl's when they have long nails?! No one with long nails comes near me, that would hurt! Therein is the suspension of belief necessary for most fiction. Next time you're stuck in a supermarket checkout line, check out how short Rosie O'Donnell's nails are. Dances for nickels. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Create an account or sign in to comment
You need to be a member in order to leave a comment
Create an account
Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!
Register a new accountSign in
Already have an account? Sign in here.
Sign In Now