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162nd Annual Plunderathon 5/18


lorien_stormfeather

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That's 6/18 of course...

Something interesting fer those of ye in Portlandia, stayin' home instead of headed to Port Angeles....I'm gonna' have to miss it since I'll be raiding PA... The Log Keeper will set them right next year so there be no piratical eventconflicts!

162nd Annual Plunderathon

Portland, Oregon

Saturday June 18, 2005

6:00 pm - 1:00 am

Yarrrrrr!

Friends, Swashbucklers and fellow miscreants with too much time on our hands:

It is time once again to rain terror upon the unsuspecting city of Portland by plundering and pillaging our little black hearts out. Maties, I speak of the 162nd annual Plunderathon©☠™® on June 18th! We Pirates raid the fair city of Portland in search of rum, jewels, coinage and lawyers in need of wedgies at this time every year (if you have not heard of this before, it is either because you are not ?cool? enough, or because the corporate media is conspiring to black out all news on this day every year in an attempt to curry favor with various political administrations)...

The final list of victims for the 162nd annual

Plunderathon©☠T® has been etched on parchment

with the blood of the damned! Because Sharpie markers

are just too expensive these days. . .

Anyway, the Pirates shall gather at the traditional

site where we have been gathering since that day in

1912 that the City of Portland sent a peace offering

of lawyers and pizza in exchange for a cessation of

hostilities. Yup, that's right!

posted by: deadlinewriter(at)yahoo.com

Notes: INFO-- a must read: http://portland.craigslist.org/eve/66488868.html

6PM

Old Town Pizza 226 NW Davis ST 503-222-9999

Give Manager "Adam the RED" the password "YARRRR"

7PM

Dante's Inferno, SW 3rd & Burnside(with the torches) 503-226-6630

8PM

The Ash Street Saloon, 225 SW Ash St.503-226-0430

Extended Happy Hour for Pirates

9PM

Captain Ankenny's Well, 50 SW 3rd Ave, 503-223-1375

10pm

Voodoo Doughnut, 22 SW 3rd Ave,503-241-4704

PIRATE DOUGHNUTS !!!

11PM (10:30?)

The Shanghaied Tunnels, 211 SW Ankeny St, 503-220-4001

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