Fancy Posted May 13, 2005 Share Posted May 13, 2005 How's about this one... Shoulda seen the looks on the faces of my Dad and Mom, When I showed up at the door with a date for the senior prom. They said: "Well, pardon us son, she ain't no kid." "That's a cocktail waitress in a Dolly Parton wig." I said: "I know it dad, ain't she cool, that's the kind I dig." Fancy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pew Posted May 13, 2005 Share Posted May 13, 2005 Confederate Railroad- "Bill's (honey tonk pickin', line dance kickin', razorback stickin', barbeque chicken) Laundromat Bar and Grill." Something of the above me lady? Givin' thee self away my lady in the other chart room. Ya makes it easy for a pyrate of me sort . . . , Skull and Quill Society , The Watch Dog "We are 21st Century people who play a game of dress-up and who spend a lot of time pissing and moaning about the rules of the game and whether other people are playing fair." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fancy Posted May 13, 2005 Share Posted May 13, 2005 'Tis close... but not the same song. Same band... different title. Fancy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fancy Posted May 14, 2005 Share Posted May 14, 2005 Ok, I'll tell now... It's Confederat Railroad's Trashy Women... they sing... "I like 'em sweet, I like 'em with a heart of gold. Yeah an' I like 'em brassy, I like 'em brazen and bold. Well, they say that opposites attract, well, I don't agree I want a woman just as tacky as me. Yeah, I like my women just a little on the trashy side. Yeah, an' I like my women just a little on the trashy side, When they wear their clothes too tight and their hair is dyed. Too much lipstick an' er too much rouge, Gets me excited, leaves me feeling confused. An' I like my women just a little on the trashy side." Fancy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fancy Posted May 14, 2005 Share Posted May 14, 2005 She makes his coffee, she makes his bed She does the laundry, she keeps him fed When she was twenty-one she wore her mother's lace She said "forever" with a smile upon her face She does the car-pool, she PTAs Doctors and dentists, she drives all day When she was twenty-nine she delivered number three And every Christmas card showed a perfect family Everything runs right on time, years of practice and design Spit and polish till it shines. (song title) Everything is so benign, safest place you'll ever find God forbid you change your mind. (song title) She packs his suitcase, she sits and waits With no expression upon her face When she was thirty-six she met him at their door She said I'm sorry, I don't love you anymore.... Fancy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Doctor Posted May 14, 2005 Share Posted May 14, 2005 Ok, I'll tell now...It's Confederat Railroad's Trashy Women... they sing... "I like 'em sweet, I like 'em with a heart of gold. Yeah an' I like 'em brassy, I like 'em brazen and bold. Well, they say that opposites attract, well, I don't agree I want a woman just as tacky as me. Yeah, I like my women just a little on the trashy side. Yeah, an' I like my women just a little on the trashy side, When they wear their clothes too tight and their hair is dyed. Too much lipstick an' er too much rouge, Gets me excited, leaves me feeling confused. An' I like my women just a little on the trashy side." Reminds me of me college room mate. More of a dog than I was, to be sure. And the last lyrics are from Mary Chapin Carpenter's "He Thinks He'll Keep Her". Sad song, that. Wife as indentured servant? I may be stuck in the 17th Century, but I don't subscribe to such backward thinking. My view of a wife is a partner who's there, side by side with me, cutlass and pistol at the ready. But I digress... Here's some lyrics for you... I'll shine up the old brown shoes, put on a brand-new shirt. I'll get home early from work if you say that you love me. Yo ho ho! Or does nobody actually say that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fancy Posted May 14, 2005 Share Posted May 14, 2005 I want you to want me I need you to need me I'd love you to love me I'm beggin you to beg me.... !!!! Cheap Trick I you. Fancy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Doctor Posted May 14, 2005 Share Posted May 14, 2005 I want you to want meI need you to need me I'd love you to love me I'm beggin you to beg me.... !!!! Cheap Trick I you. I you, too, my darling. More that I can possibly say. Yo ho ho! Or does nobody actually say that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fancy Posted May 15, 2005 Share Posted May 15, 2005 Look into my eyes and you’ll see I’m the only one. You’ve captured my love, stolen my heart, Changed my life. Every time you make a move you destroy my mind. And the way you touch, I lose control and shiver deep inside (song title) You can reduce me to tears with a single sigh. Ev’ry breath that you take, Any sound that you make is a whisper in my ear. I could give up all my life for just one kiss. I would surely die if you dismiss me from your love. (song title) Fancy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Doctor Posted May 15, 2005 Share Posted May 15, 2005 "You take my breath away." And you do, my Fancy. Yo ho ho! Or does nobody actually say that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fancy Posted May 15, 2005 Share Posted May 15, 2005 Yes, ... You take my breath away ... indeed you do. so, when do you want your prize? Fancy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Doctor Posted May 15, 2005 Share Posted May 15, 2005 Give the word, lover, and I'll be ready to collect! Yo ho ho! Or does nobody actually say that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diego Santana de la Vega Posted May 16, 2005 Share Posted May 16, 2005 you kids get so mushy it just kills me it does I am all a flutter now and cant think! Yes, I've hurt your pride, and I know What you've been through You should give me a chance This can't be the end Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a knife in your back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fancy Posted May 16, 2005 Share Posted May 16, 2005 Diego! that be the Scorpions! I love that song! Still Lovin' You I heard Claus Mein (I think that's his name) sing it acapella in a street one time (on tv) and he sounded so good! Fancy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diego Santana de la Vega Posted May 16, 2005 Share Posted May 16, 2005 you gots it! So now throw one back! Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a knife in your back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Doctor Posted May 16, 2005 Share Posted May 16, 2005 Baby, I’m a man, and maybe I’m a lonely man Who’s in the middle of something That he doesn’t really understand. Baby, I’m a man, and maybe you’re the only woman Who could ever help me, Baby, won’t you help me understand... Yo ho ho! Or does nobody actually say that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diego Santana de la Vega Posted May 17, 2005 Share Posted May 17, 2005 Baby I'm Amazed I was in the movie Wings Over America I stand next to the KGB Chicken (this big rubber faced San Diego Mascot) while I was bouncing the concert in the San Diego Sports Arena (truly a top ten concert for me! chew on this puppy It is a speciel one, it's never seen the sun It only comes out when the moon is on the run And all the stars are gleaming It's growing in the street right up through the concrete But soft and sweet and dreamin' Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a knife in your back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diego Santana de la Vega Posted May 17, 2005 Share Posted May 17, 2005 It is a speciel one, it's never seen the sunIt only comes out when the moon is on the run And all the stars are gleaming It's growing in the street right up through the concrete But soft and sweet and dreamin' Ok Ok Time to move on! That was "Spanish Harlem" Enjoy! "That's where I fell in love, where the stars above - came out to play And now as I wander - my thoughts never stray" Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a knife in your back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fancy Posted May 18, 2005 Share Posted May 18, 2005 Diego, yer pullin' out the oldies... I had ta cheat to figger this one out... in the meantime... here's another... You wink, I laugh 'cause we know A little hug leads to a foot rub Then a hot tub Then a French kiss on a bear rug Do you like it Do you like it How about this Wanna try it? Oh, oh, oh Fancy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonnie Red Weasel Posted May 18, 2005 Share Posted May 18, 2005 Phil Vasser, "I'll Take That as a Yes". Guess workin' in a western themed restaurant is good for somethin'. Here's a favorite of mine - "...we can discover the wonders of nature, rollin' in the rushes down by the riverside..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diego Santana de la Vega Posted May 18, 2005 Share Posted May 18, 2005 The red head be a Dead Head too perfect! Merry month of May Sunny sky's blue Clouds have rolled away And the sun peeps through May express...happiness Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a knife in your back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rummy3 Posted May 18, 2005 Share Posted May 18, 2005 Those aren't lyrics. Focus on the topic~ oh, fyne - then you edit it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diego Santana de la Vega Posted May 18, 2005 Share Posted May 18, 2005 Those aren't lyrics. Focus on the topic~ oh, fyne - then you edit it! isn't the edit button fantastic? Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a knife in your back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fancy Posted May 19, 2005 Share Posted May 19, 2005 More of ol' Blue Eyes.. ...what a world, what a life, I'm in love! :) Fancy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fancy Posted May 19, 2005 Share Posted May 19, 2005 Going back to Birmingham, let the sunshine on my head Going back to Birmingham, let the sunshine on my head There’s other things for me besides your (song title) You a mean o’ mama, you got fire in your eyes Lightening in your fingertips Know how to make my fever rise You a hoochy coochy woman You just the devil in disguise Gonna take all my bad luck and hitch it to the rising sun I wanna take all my bad luck and hitch it to the rising sun I’ll be back in Alabama before the day is done Going back to Birmingham, let the sunshine on my head Going back to Birmingham, let the sunshine on my head There’s other things for me besides you New York City woman Inside your (song title) Fancy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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